What happened to good old simple handshakes? Siku hizi you meet someone even daily and she wants a hug kila wakati. Nini hii? Then most of us aren't hugging those who matter most to us-wife, mother, sister, cousin, aunt, daughter -but we dont mind hugging workmates, churchmates, drinking buddies etc

Ni juu watu wanataka kufeel ninio.

....boss iko kitu, somebody feels it's time!!!!

Ei yawa nyasuba!!!!!

Kwanza I never know whether to turn left or right first when hugging. So this time at a friend's evening party we end up meeting hapo katikati with the bride...aibu

Factors to consider before hugging/kissing/pecking

1. Body odour-run away if the person smells like burnt coakroach.
2. Body size-Some with wide circumference are unhuggable cz arms can't go round.It's more of a collision than hug.
3. The lips,teeth and skin cleanliness-some people drool 24/7 and have big lips which do suction instead of pecking.
4. Mchele,cookie and milk.Stay safe by avoiding body contact.
5. The cologne used.Run away if person uses toilet freshener as body spray, cz smell will stick with you the whole day.
6. You never know where one is coming from! probably from the morgue with all the funny smells.

Kwani how do you go about your hugging? You make it sound like a process.....

Please explain in simple language or a sketch diagram how you hug those with wide circumference.

Hii ingine ya lips etc, we never get there.Its a simple shoulder to shoulder king of thing.

...by the time the hugs are done am sure will have experience all the above. from experience...be very fast to give your hand...that way you will evade the hugs...it works

jamaneni

Kwanza hii kukaribia hizi nywele za wanawake ambazo huwa zinanuka...I understand one can take as long as six months before the hair is washed...Whatever yo do dont hug ukikaribia hizo nywele!!!