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#11 Posted : Thursday, July 04, 2013 11:10:08 AM
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interesting comments. :) :)

@mukiha , please be sure to let us know how the "plug/socket" fairs on from Monday. So we can help you judge your "love-at-first-sight"

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#12 Posted : Thursday, July 04, 2013 11:30:41 AM
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chunga kamuti or the other one from pembasmile
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#13 Posted : Thursday, July 04, 2013 11:52:12 AM
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ChumsQuest wrote:
Now, would this applicant happen to be a plug with a a nice sitting allowance?

Pray Pray Pray Pray
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mukiha
#14 Posted : Friday, July 05, 2013 9:39:12 AM
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ChumsQuest wrote:
Now, would this applicant happen to be a plug with a a nice sitting allowance?



UPDATE 1:

A total of 82 people applied for the job. All of them university graduates even though this was a simple clerical job that can be done by a diligent form four leaver with basic knowledge of MS Office!

Gender distribution:

55 women

27 men

That is, there were TWO women applicants for every ONE man!

This was quite an eye-opener. Makes me wonder why there are so few women in employment than men...to the point of needing affirmative action [Remember Kibaki's "30% of ALL public service appointments shall be women"].

Women seem to have a higher "go-getter" approach to life and are willing to start low. They don't have inflated egos - "Me? I can't do such a menial job: I am a graduate!"

So, naturally, the first person to apply was a woman; and she got the job.
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ChumsQuest
#15 Posted : Friday, July 05, 2013 10:31:35 AM
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mukiha wrote:
ChumsQuest wrote:
Now, would this applicant happen to be a plug with a a nice sitting allowance?



UPDATE 1:

A total of 82 people applied for the job. All of them university graduates even though this was a simple clerical job that can be done by a diligent form four leaver with basic knowledge of MS Office!

Gender distribution:

55 women

27 men

That is, there were TWO women applicants for every ONE man!

This was quite an eye-opener. Makes me wonder why there are so few women in employment than men...to the point of needing affirmative action [Remember Kibaki's "30% of ALL public service appointments shall be women"].

Women seem to have a higher "go-getter" approach to life and are willing to start low. They don't have inflated egos - "Me? I can't do such a menial job: I am a graduate!"

So, naturally, the first person to apply was a woman; and she got the job.

@Mukiha Gai Fafa, who would have thought I would be a foreteller? So bottom line is it was a socket? Good for you maan..Applause Applause Applause Sasa tupe details...
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mukiha
#16 Posted : Friday, July 05, 2013 10:34:58 AM
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@ChumsQuest; explain to an old geezer, exactly what is a socket?

I notice you had mentioned "plug" earlier, now socket. Which is which and what do they mean?
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Rankaz13
#17 Posted : Friday, July 05, 2013 11:17:10 AM
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mukiha wrote:
@ChumsQuest; explain to an old geezer, exactly what is a socket?

I notice you had mentioned "plug" earlier, now socket. Which is which and what do they mean?


Hata kama niliingia juza, wacha nikueleze kwa sababu naheshimu wazee:
Plug = donor
Socket = recipient.
Tuko pamoja sasa? G'day.
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ChumsQuest
#18 Posted : Friday, July 05, 2013 12:25:17 PM
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Rankaz13 wrote:
mukiha wrote:
@ChumsQuest; explain to an old geezer, exactly what is a socket?

I notice you had mentioned "plug" earlier, now socket. Which is which and what do they mean?


Hata kama niliingia juza, wacha nikueleze kwa sababu naheshimu wazee:
Plug = donor
Socket = recipient.
Tuko pamoja sasa? G'day.

Thank you @Rankaz13, I will give a simpler explanation to my old homie @mukiha...Socket huwa na shimo zenye plug huingizwa...thazzit and thazoll...nimethiririmukwo for offering that explanation..normally I am a prude..
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Rankaz13
#19 Posted : Friday, July 05, 2013 4:56:55 PM
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Rankaz13
#20 Posted : Friday, July 05, 2013 5:05:32 PM
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ChumsQuest wrote:
Rankaz13 wrote:
mukiha wrote:
@ChumsQuest; explain to an old geezer, exactly what is a socket?

I notice you had mentioned "plug" earlier, now socket. Which is which and what do they mean?


Hata kama niliingia juza, wacha nikueleze kwa sababu naheshimu wazee:
Plug = donor
Socket = recipient.
Tuko pamoja sasa? G'day.

Thank you @Rankaz13, I will give a simpler explanation to my old homie @mukiha...Socket huwa na shimo zenye plug huingizwa...thazzit and thazoll...nimethiririmukwo for offering that explanation..normally I am a prude..


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