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Cases of drugging after clubbing on the rise
Rank: Veteran Joined: 10/25/2007 Posts: 1,574
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MaichBlack wrote:Jus Blazin wrote:Just last week, my friend had gone to a club in town for some beers and spotted a fine intelligent lady. After the pleasantries, after the beers, his plan was to go to Nairobi West, then take the chipsfunga to his house. They left the club in town to where his car was. Inside the car, they started making out, testosterone was in sixth gear. He was woken up by kanjo at around 9am at the same spot he had packed his car the previous night, with three phones gone and sh30k.
Apparently they use a lipbalm laced with drugs, na ukimumunya hizo lips vizuri, kwisha maneno. Ati kunazingine zinapakwa kwa nyonyo. A guy is midful of his drink the whole night but when they get to the dance floor, the lady makes sure you lalia ther nyonyos and when you breath in the stuff, you kaput!!! But ile ya kuenda nayeye mpaka kwa nyumba ni muhadhara! The loss can be extraodinary! But men have guts! You meet a lady the first day and you take her to your house! This is not the 80's!!! Ni kubaya!!! Some actually apply on the nipples. Playfully, they will pour a few drops of triple distilled Jamesons and tell you, "nyonya baby..." And knowing men and nipples and boobs, he'll suck the triple distilled plus the sedative. Set out to correct the world's wrongs and you will most certainly wind up adding to them.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 10/25/2007 Posts: 1,574
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jaggernaut wrote:You should only chips funga Akinyi and kin. There was an Akinyi who stole a pistol from one of RAO's bodyguards. Set out to correct the world's wrongs and you will most certainly wind up adding to them.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2012 Posts: 3,855 Location: Othumo
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jaggernaut wrote:You should only chips funga Akinyi and kin. aish tyranny everywhere yawa!!! Thieves
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/26/2012 Posts: 15,980
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/23/2008 Posts: 3,966
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Kama amelala ilikuwa imesimama aje? Or was his drug also laced with viagra? Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/21/2008 Posts: 2,490
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@JB wacha hii manaeno bwana The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 7/3/2007 Posts: 1,635
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jguru wrote:Wacha tu, there are these tuchips who if you drinking alone and your attention is on the TV (news, sports) they will throw the mchele from a distance right into your glass and you will not notice. They will be sitting a few tables away and once your head droops, they will come over, look as if they are caressing you, rob you (wallet, phones, shoes, belts, watched, etc) and then leave you there. They are experts at aiming and throwing those tablets. Wacha niwambie yangu. Chips fungas in my hood are so tough that if one kisses your car it will refuse to start. She will wait until you are driving through a dark alley and then, mwa!...wewe we kwisa! "The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth." (Niels Bohr)
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Rank: Member Joined: 3/19/2013 Posts: 344
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Clearly people don't think about HIV at all!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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Kweli leo kuna topics @wazua......let me catch up with this one!!!! ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/28/2008 Posts: 2,276 Location: Kibish
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nani aliona AP mlevi kwa news ???? Nadondosha meli kubwa seuze ngalawa!
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