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Cases of drugging after clubbing on the rise
ZZE123
#41 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 3:23:21 PM
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Jus Blazin wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Quote:
....At the police station, the women were identified as Anne Wanjiru, 28, and Gladys Mbugua, 31....


Okay, it had to be them!
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Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Yawa, these central people are out to finish everything!

When you chips funga "them" before you state the action move the bed to the bedroom door so you have locked the door twice - with the keys and with the bed in a way that the door will not open without moving the bedsmile smile
The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem
alma
#42 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 3:25:58 PM
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This is one of the reasons I don't even talk to the ones I know. It's high fives then I'm gone to talk to the people(read men) I know.

Hii maneno ya chips funga can bring too many problems. I'd advice you park at koinange and get it over with. Buying women you don't know alchohol is a no no. Washeni hiyo maneno.

Have body guards with you or stick to the home pub only. Drinking in town is a serious health hazard.
Jose: If I make it through this thug life, I'll see you one day. The Lord is the only way to stop the hurt.
Jus Blazin
#43 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 3:28:16 PM
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alma wrote:
This is one of the reasons I don't even talk to the ones I know. It's high fives then I'm gone to talk to the people(read men) I know.

Hii maneno ya chips funga can bring too many problems. I'd advice you park at koinange and get it over with. Buying women you don't know alchohol is a no no. Washeni hiyo maneno.

Have body guards with you or stick to the home pub only. Drinking in town is a serious health hazard.

...and a hazard to your hard earned money and property. Watu wanafagiliwa boss!
Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
wilyum
#44 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 3:28:51 PM
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Two of my friends have woken up to this rude shock.

one alifunga at choices,baricho road. and worse walifunga wakiwa na beste yake,so chips wawili, 2 guys, both woke up the following day at 3 pm. nyumba ikiwa na kitanda peke yake, now, those were worse coz walibeba hata mchele kwa container na mkate pia.
Jus Blazin
#45 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 3:33:12 PM
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My sis told me how they left their colleague huko Crow Daddy near Nyayo Embakasi gate B. He was having a good time with this mama, and didn't want to leave. The following day they received a call from the guy. He was at the hospital with faint memories of what transpired. But what he remembered is when he woke up, his house looked like he had just gone to view it with intent ya kuhamia hapo. Talk of kuoshwa clean.
Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Ngong
#46 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 3:37:20 PM
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Do it safe! Masturbate!
MaichBlack
#47 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 3:37:29 PM
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jaggernaut wrote:
Jus Blazin wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Quote:
....At the police station, the women were identified as Anne Wanjiru, 28, and Gladys Mbugua, 31....


Okay, it had to be them!
Sad Sad Sad Sad

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Yawa, these central people are out to finish everything!


You should only chips funga Akinyi and kin.

Chinedu might say otherwise. You troubles might be long term!!!
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
InnovateGuy
#48 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 3:39:53 PM
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Seems guys have been suffering a lot in silence!
Live Full Die Empty - Les Brown.
alma
#49 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 3:41:29 PM
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InnovateGuy wrote:
Seems guys have been suffering a lot in silence!


hata guests wako 23 sa hizi
Jose: If I make it through this thug life, I'll see you one day. The Lord is the only way to stop the hurt.
Impunity
#50 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 3:43:04 PM
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ZZE123 wrote:
MaichBlack wrote:
Jus Blazin wrote:
Impunity wrote:
alma wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
ZZE123 wrote:
Let me be the first to admit! Many years ago I chips fungad a lady @seasons in Kimathi Street and we went to my house. She told me that Juice gives her extra energy/libido and with a glass we will have a night of passion without sleeping. I quickly poured two glasses and walked to the bedroom to ensure I had adequate CD's in anticipation. On returning to the sitting room she had finished her Juice and was half naked and she ordered me to quickly finish my glass - I took it in one gulp. I woke up the next day @2PM naked with a clean CD kwa D*&k. All the electronics had gone including the TV. I don't know how she did it coz I was staying on 6th Floor.



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Wewe wacha uongo. You can't mix juice with alchohol.

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Ati the CD was clean so even the passion itself haukuonjeshwo?
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Inaitwo everything for nothing!!!

This was the most disappointing part.Sad Sad


Who wrapped you? Yourself or her?
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Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Impunity
#51 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 3:47:27 PM
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alma wrote:
InnovateGuy wrote:
Seems guys have been suffering a lot in silence!


hata guests wako 23 sa hizi


Those 23 guests could be chips.
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Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

jaggernaut
#52 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 3:57:17 PM
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There was also this story on Citizen TV news juzi where 2 ladies were stripped in Umoja after they robbed a guy who has chips fungad both of them for a threesome.
sherrif
#53 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 3:57:28 PM
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Quote:
MaichBlack wrote:

You should only chips funga Akinyi and kin.

Chinedu might say otherwise. You troubles might be long term!!!


And cross borders forcing the Government to intervene, yet teachers are on strike.
Do not add to this mess with your Funga cz the government will go bankrupt!
Zenge
#54 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 4:01:08 PM
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Impunity wrote:
alma wrote:
InnovateGuy wrote:
Seems guys have been suffering a lot in silence!


hata guests wako 23 sa hizi


Those 23 guests could be chips.
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Machips doing underground surveillance. Ssshhhh!smile
Meduza
#55 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 4:03:59 PM
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jaggernaut wrote:
I also understand that these unexplained accidents where guys crash into trees, fly off bridges, veer off the road etc could be due to the effects of the mchele, whereby the victims black out while driving after leaving the pub.


del
You cant win, unless you first begin....
Jus Blazin
#56 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 4:10:29 PM
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Zenge wrote:
Impunity wrote:
alma wrote:
InnovateGuy wrote:
Seems guys have been suffering a lot in silence!


hata guests wako 23 sa hizi


Those 23 guests could be chips.
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly



Machips doing underground surveillance. Ssshhhh!smile

Now they'll change tactics.
Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Jus Blazin
#57 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 4:12:07 PM
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Our ego is our weakness.
Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Meduza
#58 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 4:14:30 PM
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Joined: 2/7/2013
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Jus Blazin wrote:
Zenge wrote:
Impunity wrote:
alma wrote:
InnovateGuy wrote:
Seems guys have been suffering a lot in silence!


hata guests wako 23 sa hizi


Those 23 guests could be chips.
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly



Machips doing underground surveillance. Ssshhhh!smile

Now they'll change tactics.


LOL
You cant win, unless you first begin....
washiku
#59 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 4:33:10 PM
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Posts: 13,095
Impunity wrote:
ZZE123 wrote:
MaichBlack wrote:
Jus Blazin wrote:
Impunity wrote:
alma wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
ZZE123 wrote:
Let me be the first to admit! Many years ago I chips fungad a lady @seasons in Kimathi Street and we went to my house. She told me that Juice gives her extra energy/libido and with a glass we will have a night of passion without sleeping. I quickly poured two glasses and walked to the bedroom to ensure I had adequate CD's in anticipation. On returning to the sitting room she had finished her Juice and was half naked and she ordered me to quickly finish my glass - I took it in one gulp. I woke up the next day @2PM naked with a clean CD kwa D*&k. All the electronics had gone including the TV. I don't know how she did it coz I was staying on 6th Floor.



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Wewe wacha uongo. You can't mix juice with alchohol.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Ati the CD was clean so even the passion itself haukuonjeshwo?
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Inaitwo everything for nothing!!!

This was the most disappointing part.Sad Sad


Who wrapped you? Yourself or her?
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly This was a good laugh. You must av started singing "Kwani jana kulienda aje"
jguru
#60 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 4:41:39 PM
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Wacha tu, there are these tuchips who if you drinking alone and your attention is on the TV (news, sports) they will throw the mchele from a distance right into your glass and you will not notice. They will be sitting a few tables away and once your head droops, they will come over, look as if they are caressing you, rob you (wallet, phones, shoes, belts, watched, etc) and then leave you there. They are experts at aiming and throwing those tablets.

So, men, if your attention is on the TV, put a hand over your glass or your beer.
Set out to correct the world's wrongs and you will most certainly wind up adding to them.
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