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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/23/2008 Posts: 3,966
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ZZE123 wrote:Let me be the first to admit! Many years ago I chips fungad a lady @seasons in Kimathi Street and we went to my house. She told me that Juice gives her extra energy/libido and with a glass we will have a night of passion without sleeping. I quickly poured two glasses and walked to the bedroom to ensure I had adequate CD's in anticipation. On returning to the sitting room she had finished her Juice and was half naked and she ordered me to quickly finish my glass - I took it in one gulp. I woke up the next day @2PM naked with a clean CD kwa D*&k. All the electronics had gone including the TV. I don't know how she did it coz I was staying on 6th Floor.  She used Liverpool's motto 'You Never Walk Alone'... that's how she got the stuff outside. Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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Nikubaya, watu waanze kunyonya nyonyo na straws sasa
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Jus Blazin wrote:mdudu wrote:Jus Blazin wrote:Just last week, my friend had gone to a club in town for some beers and spotted a fine intelligent lady. After the pleasantries, after the beers, his plan was to go to Nairobi West, then take the chipsfunga to his house. They left the club in town to where his car was. Inside the car, they started making out, testosterone was in sixth gear. He was woken up by kanjo at around 9am at the same spot he had packed his car the previous night, with three phones gone and sh30k.
Apparently they use a lipbalm laced with drugs, na ukimumunya hizo lips vizuri, kwisha maneno. Do the drugs act selectively.How come she doesn't chew a blackout? I have no idea. Maybe there's some skill to it, like where to apply and how to kiss the chips fungee. Coz the only time he left his drink unattended was when he wanted to leave and went to the washroom. But he remembers her applying some lip balm before kumumunya. On nyonyos yes on lips impossible.
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Rank: Member Joined: 2/7/2013 Posts: 447 Location: Nairobi
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also be careful with your water bottle. Since now the know you are aware they do it on the beer...now they have moved to the water bottle since they know most drunkards take water... You cant win, unless you first begin....
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,330 Location: Masada
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/23/2008 Posts: 3,966
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mdudu wrote:Jus Blazin wrote:mdudu wrote:Jus Blazin wrote:Just last week, my friend had gone to a club in town for some beers and spotted a fine intelligent lady. After the pleasantries, after the beers, his plan was to go to Nairobi West, then take the chipsfunga to his house. They left the club in town to where his car was. Inside the car, they started making out, testosterone was in sixth gear. He was woken up by kanjo at around 9am at the same spot he had packed his car the previous night, with three phones gone and sh30k.
Apparently they use a lipbalm laced with drugs, na ukimumunya hizo lips vizuri, kwisha maneno. Do the drugs act selectively.How come she doesn't chew a blackout? I have no idea. Maybe there's some skill to it, like where to apply and how to kiss the chips fungee. Coz the only time he left his drink unattended was when he wanted to leave and went to the washroom. But he remembers her applying some lip balm before kumumunya. On nyonyos yes on lips impossible. Chunga you don't come to say, "On the contrary..." Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/22/2009 Posts: 7,570
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mdudu wrote:Jus Blazin wrote:mdudu wrote:Jus Blazin wrote:Just last week, my friend had gone to a club in town for some beers and spotted a fine intelligent lady. After the pleasantries, after the beers, his plan was to go to Nairobi West, then take the chipsfunga to his house. They left the club in town to where his car was. Inside the car, they started making out, testosterone was in sixth gear. He was woken up by kanjo at around 9am at the same spot he had packed his car the previous night, with three phones gone and sh30k.
Apparently they use a lipbalm laced with drugs, na ukimumunya hizo lips vizuri, kwisha maneno. Do the drugs act selectively.How come she doesn't chew a blackout? I have no idea. Maybe there's some skill to it, like where to apply and how to kiss the chips fungee. Coz the only time he left his drink unattended was when he wanted to leave and went to the washroom. But he remembers her applying some lip balm before kumumunya. On nyonyos yes on lips impossible. It's very possible my brother!!! This things even have anecdotes which are taken in advance. Like the ones they spray next to you in a mat [not ON you - in the air, or they open a container (like vaseline)] and they are not wearing a mask. How do you think it works? Others even put the "mchele" in their mouth [if you are macho], pretend they are tasting your drink and then slip it in! Ni kama findio ni kama dlama! Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/23/2008 Posts: 3,966
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/22/2009 Posts: 7,570
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Meduza wrote:also be careful with your water bottle. Since now the know you are aware they do it on the beer...now they have moved to the water bottle since they know most drunkards take water... Let me scare everyone!!! I'm told they have moved even top restaurants! You have your lunch and wake up the next morning!!! Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/22/2009 Posts: 7,570
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Inaitwo everything for nothing!!! Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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MaichBlack wrote:It's very possible my brother!!! This things even have anecdotes which are taken in advance. Like the ones they spray next to you in a mat [not ON you - in the air, or they open a container (like vaseline)] and they are not wearing a mask. How do you think it works. Others even put the "mchele" in their mouth [if you are macho], pretend they are tasting your drink and then slip it in! Ni kama findio ni kama dlama! At this rate, I'm not drinking with unfamiliar female company.  Live Full Die Empty - Les Brown.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/23/2008 Posts: 3,966
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InnovateGuy wrote:MaichBlack wrote:It's very possible my brother!!! This things even have anecdotes which are taken in advance. Like the ones they spray next to you in a mat [not ON you - in the air, or they open a container (like vaseline)] and they are not wearing a mask. How do you think it works. Others even put the "mchele" in their mouth [if you are macho], pretend they are tasting your drink and then slip it in! Ni kama findio ni kama dlama! At this rate, I'm not drinking with unfamiliar female company. That has always been my mantra. Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/9/2008 Posts: 5,389
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I also understand that these unexplained accidents where guys crash into trees, fly off bridges, veer off the road etc could be due to the effects of the mchele, whereby the victims black out while driving after leaving the pub.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/22/2009 Posts: 7,570
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ZZE123 wrote:Let me be the first to admit! Many years ago I chips fungad a lady @seasons in Kimathi Street and we went to my house. She told me that Juice gives her extra energy/libido and with a glass we will have a night of passion without sleeping. I quickly poured two glasses and walked to the bedroom to ensure I had adequate CD's in anticipation. On returning to the sitting room she had finished her Juice and was half naked and she ordered me to quickly finish my glass - I took it in one gulp. I woke up the next day @2PM naked with a clean CD kwa D*&k. All the electronics had gone including the TV. I don't know how she did it coz I was staying on 6th Floor. I'm told kuna experts wa ku-reverse. The ones who want to go with you home will lace your drink in the house. Now, there are fellows who play along till it gets to the time to take their drink and they force the lady to take the drink. It is the lady who wakes up the next day @ 2pm kama amechoka ni kama alikuwa amepelekwa kulima Nigeria na madimoni. But that is still a big risk because you are not 100% sure at what point she is planning to drug you. It might be lip balm or nyonyo or anything else. And it is also not right to become one of them. Two wrongs don't make a right!!! Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,330 Location: Masada
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Quote:....At the police station, the women were identified as Anne Wanjiru, 28, and Gladys Mbugua, 31.... Okay, it had to be them! Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/22/2009 Posts: 7,570
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Jus Blazin wrote:InnovateGuy wrote:MaichBlack wrote:It's very possible my brother!!! This things even have anecdotes which are taken in advance. Like the ones they spray next to you in a mat [not ON you - in the air, or they open a container (like vaseline)] and they are not wearing a mask. How do you think it works. Others even put the "mchele" in their mouth [if you are macho], pretend they are tasting your drink and then slip it in! Ni kama findio ni kama dlama! At this rate, I'm not drinking with unfamiliar female company. That has always been my mantra. Me too!!! Am very suspicious of beautiful ladies who ask if they can share my table in a social place especially if the place is not full. Actually I'm suspicious of everyone!!! A beautiful lady asks me "Do you mind..." I say "Yes, as a matter of fact I do!!!". Some look at me funny coz they are probably kawaida raia. But I'm not willing to find out the hard way!!! Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/23/2008 Posts: 3,966
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/21/2008 Posts: 2,490
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MaichBlack wrote:Inaitwo everything for nothing!!! This was the most disappointing part. The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/9/2008 Posts: 5,389
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You should only chips funga Akinyi and kin.
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