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Cases of drugging after clubbing on the rise
Amores
#11 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 1:51:06 PM
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#12 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 2:09:23 PM
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maka wrote:
InnovateGuy wrote:
Cases of drugging after clubbing are on the rise. Personally, I know a guy who was robbed on 31/12/2011 after 'chipsfungaing' two ladies from a club in Ruiru.

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Hata yeye how do you chips funga from Ruiru surely...


LOL. He was close to his shagz and wanted a quick fix.
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urstill
#13 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 2:10:13 PM
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Now, one of the options chepkel was to explore is now kaput!!
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#14 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 2:10:20 PM
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Jus Blazin wrote:
Just last week, my friend had gone to a club in town for some beers and spotted a fine intelligent lady. After the pleasantries, after the beers, his plan was to go to Nairobi West, then take the chipsfunga to his house. They left the club in town to where his car was. Inside the car, they started making out, testosterone was in sixth gear. He was woken up by kanjo at around 9am at the same spot he had packed his car the previous night, with three phones gone and sh30k.

Apparently they use a lipbalm laced with drugs, na ukimumunya hizo lips vizuri, kwisha maneno.

Do the drugs act selectively.How come she doesn't chew a blackout?
ZZE123
#15 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 2:13:37 PM
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Let me be the first to admit! Many years ago I chips fungad a lady @seasons in Kimathi Street and we went to my house. She told me that Juice gives her extra energy/libido and with a glass we will have a night of passion without sleeping. I quickly poured two glasses and walked to the bedroom to ensure I had adequate CD's in anticipation. On returning to the sitting room she had finished her Juice and was half naked and she ordered me to quickly finish my glass - I took it in one gulp. I woke up the next day @2PM naked with a clean CD kwa D*&k. All the electronics had gone including the TV. I don't know how she did it coz I was staying on 6th Floor.
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#16 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 2:14:38 PM
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mdudu wrote:
Jus Blazin wrote:
Just last week, my friend had gone to a club in town for some beers and spotted a fine intelligent lady. After the pleasantries, after the beers, his plan was to go to Nairobi West, then take the chipsfunga to his house. They left the club in town to where his car was. Inside the car, they started making out, testosterone was in sixth gear. He was woken up by kanjo at around 9am at the same spot he had packed his car the previous night, with three phones gone and sh30k.

Apparently they use a lipbalm laced with drugs, na ukimumunya hizo lips vizuri, kwisha maneno.

Do the drugs act selectively.How come she doesn't chew a blackout?

I was also wondering the same. #kamatwad
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Njung'e
#17 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 2:23:50 PM
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ZZE123 wrote:
Let me be the first to admit! Many years ago I chips fungad a lady @seasons in Kimathi Street and we went to my house. She told me that Juice gives her extra energy/libido and with a glass we will have a night of passion without sleeping. I quickly poured two glasses and walked to the bedroom to ensure I had adequate CD's in anticipation. On returning to the sitting room she had finished her Juice and was half naked and she ordered me to quickly finish my glass - I took it in one gulp. I woke up the next day @2PM naked with a clean CD kwa D*&k. All the electronics had gone including the TV. I don't know how she did it coz I was staying on 6th Floor.



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#18 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 2:29:17 PM
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Njung'e wrote:
ZZE123 wrote:
Let me be the first to admit! Many years ago I chips fungad a lady @seasons in Kimathi Street and we went to my house. She told me that Juice gives her extra energy/libido and with a glass we will have a night of passion without sleeping. I quickly poured two glasses and walked to the bedroom to ensure I had adequate CD's in anticipation. On returning to the sitting room she had finished her Juice and was half naked and she ordered me to quickly finish my glass - I took it in one gulp. I woke up the next day @2PM naked with a clean CD kwa D*&k. All the electronics had gone including the TV. I don't know how she did it coz I was staying on 6th Floor.



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#19 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 2:32:26 PM
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ZZE123 wrote:
Let me be the first to admit! Many years ago I chips fungad a lady @seasons in Kimathi Street and we went to my house. She told me that Juice gives her extra energy/libido and with a glass we will have a night of passion without sleeping. I quickly poured two glasses and walked to the bedroom to ensure I had adequate CD's in anticipation. On returning to the sitting room she had finished her Juice and was half naked and she ordered me to quickly finish my glass - I took it in one gulp. I woke up the next day @2PM naked with a clean CD kwa D*&k. All the electronics had gone including the TV. I don't know how she did it coz I was staying on 6th Floor.


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Jus Blazin
#20 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 2:36:04 PM
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mdudu wrote:
Jus Blazin wrote:
Just last week, my friend had gone to a club in town for some beers and spotted a fine intelligent lady. After the pleasantries, after the beers, his plan was to go to Nairobi West, then take the chipsfunga to his house. They left the club in town to where his car was. Inside the car, they started making out, testosterone was in sixth gear. He was woken up by kanjo at around 9am at the same spot he had packed his car the previous night, with three phones gone and sh30k.

Apparently they use a lipbalm laced with drugs, na ukimumunya hizo lips vizuri, kwisha maneno.

Do the drugs act selectively.How come she doesn't chew a blackout?

I have no idea. Maybe there's some skill to it, like where to apply and how to kiss the chips fungee. Coz the only time he left his drink unattended was when he wanted to leave and went to the washroom. But he remembers her applying some lip balm before kumumunya.
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