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Rank: Member Joined: 7/27/2012 Posts: 169
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Confusing term
1. A stranger you recently met and decide to take her home for the night,never to see each other again.
2. A familiar person you met on a date and decide to make out but keep seeing each other.
3. Chips Funga= Street girl=chips funga?
4.All of the above.
If a lady is chips fungwad what do you call the man who fungad her? a packet?
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Rank: Member Joined: 10/4/2007 Posts: 656
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she is ageless. You can;t tell her exact age. She looks young, possibly in the mid-20s, more often beautiful especially when you are mid-way the fifth bottle,and the dim club lighting. You simply identify her by what she takes. Unpolished ones mostly stick with Black Ice and announce their intentions by dancing aggressively, shaking their bum, whether existent or not. She can dance with any man who shows up and does not mind doing socket or a shocking lap dance and an unsolicited kiss. If you see her with the man for the first time, you will think that they are an item. They move pretty fast these ones. What is common however among all the Chips Funga is their calculated naivete. They make the man see that he has gotten himself an easy lay, while they actually lead a man on. What is funny is how men get rid of them the morning after. some Chips Fungas are so perverted that they buy P2s along the way to church and use the wine to swallow them. The act of carrying a Chips Funga is the ultimate casual sexual exchange. Here two random souls meet for a purely carnal exchange without even a single string attached. Wait! May be a drink or breakfast if the man somehow has a heart. Most men actually chase them in the morning without even raising their heads, pretending to have a hangover. Now officially, there is a class of young women who are servicing young employed men who stay in flats in Langata, Dohnholm, South B, South C, Zimmerman, Roysambu, Kasarani etc and any other estate that struggling middle-class men have settled. They don't want much.They don't even want to know your first name, or even your number. The first rule is to never get emotional or demand a replay unless you both enjoyed the sex. Trying to engage a CF in a constructive conversation will make you dump her faster than real fries can be wrapped at Sonford. They have this thing about struggling with college,business or jobo. They invariably sound like those girls on beauty pageants when they try to be intellectual; like insisting that they like swimming, travelling and reading novels. Anyone who believes them? If you frequent the same joint, you might bump into your CF in the days to come and you will Hi 5 each other, if you will remember each other, that is. Since she will be in the company of some bespectacled nerd who she will whisper to He is a colleague or whatever she might designate you on the spur of the moment, you could be the movie guy, you know. Some CFs as are so famous that they are known in clubbing circles and their profile has gone down given that they know the insides of more houses in all suburbs than the busiest Water or Electricity man. The way I am
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/15/2012 Posts: 1,110
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marex wrote: she is ageless. You can;t tell her exact age. She looks young, possibly in the mid-20s, more often beautiful especially when you are mid-way the fifth bottle,and the dim club lighting. You simply identify her by what she takes. Unpolished ones mostly stick with Black Ice and announce their intentions by dancing aggressively, shaking their bum, whether existent or not. She can dance with any man who shows up and does not mind doing socket or a shocking lap dance and an unsolicited
kiss. If you see her with the man for the first time, you will think that they are an item. They move pretty fast these ones. What is common however among all the Chips Funga is their calculated naivete. They make the man see that he has gotten himself an easy lay, while they actually lead a man on. What is funny is how men get rid of them the morning after. some Chips Fungas are so perverted that they buy P2s along
the way to church and use the wine to swallow them. The act of carrying a Chips Funga is
the ultimate casual sexual exchange. Here two random souls meet for a purely carnal exchange without even a single string attached. Wait! May be a drink or breakfast if the man somehow has a heart. Most men actually chase them in the
morning without even raising their heads, pretending to have a hangover. Now officially, there is a class of young women who are servicing young employed men who stay in flats in Langata,
Dohnholm, South B, South C, Zimmerman, Roysambu, Kasarani etc and any other estate that struggling middle-class men have settled. They don't want much.They don't even want to know your first name, or even your number. The first
rule is to never get emotional or demand a replay unless you both enjoyed the sex. Trying to engage a CF in a constructive conversation will make you dump her faster than real fries can be
wrapped at Sonford. They have this thing about struggling with college,business or jobo. They invariably sound like those girls on beauty pageants when they try to be intellectual; like insisting that they like swimming, travelling
and reading novels. Anyone who believes them? If you frequent the same joint, you might bump into your CF in the days to come and you will Hi 5 each other, if you will remember each other, that is. Since she will be in the company of some
bespectacled nerd who she will whisper to He is a colleague or whatever she might designate you on the spur of the moment, you could be the movie guy, you know. Some CFs as are so famous that they are known in clubbing circles and their profile has gone down given that they know the insides of more houses in all suburbs than the busiest Water or Electricity man. You seem well versed in these matters. Live Full Die Empty - Les Brown.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/20/2007 Posts: 4,432
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marex wrote: she is ageless. You can;t tell her exact age. She looks young, possibly in the mid-20s, more often beautiful especially when you are mid-way the fifth bottle,and the dim club lighting. You simply identify her by what she takes. Unpolished ones mostly stick with Black Ice and announce their intentions by dancing aggressively, shaking their bum, whether existent or not. She can dance with any man who shows up and does not mind doing socket or a shocking lap dance and an unsolicited
kiss. If you see her with the man for the first time, you will think that they are an item. They move pretty fast these ones. What is common however among all the Chips Funga is their calculated naivete. They make the man see that he has gotten himself an easy lay, while they actually lead a man on. What is funny is how men get rid of them the morning after. some Chips Fungas are so perverted that they buy P2s along
the way to church and use the wine to swallow them. The act of carrying a Chips Funga is
the ultimate casual sexual exchange. Here two random souls meet for a purely carnal exchange without even a single string attached. Wait! May be a drink or breakfast if the man somehow has a heart. Most men actually chase them in the
morning without even raising their heads, pretending to have a hangover. Now officially, there is a class of young women who are servicing young employed men who stay in flats in Langata,
Dohnholm, South B, South C, Zimmerman, Roysambu, Kasarani etc and any other estate that struggling middle-class men have settled. They don't want much.They don't even want to know your first name, or even your number. The first
rule is to never get emotional or demand a replay unless you both enjoyed the sex. Trying to engage a CF in a constructive conversation will make you dump her faster than real fries can be
wrapped at Sonford. They have this thing about struggling with college,business or jobo. They invariably sound like those girls on beauty pageants when they try to be intellectual; like insisting that they like swimming, travelling
and reading novels. Anyone who believes them? If you frequent the same joint, you might bump into your CF in the days to come and you will Hi 5 each other, if you will remember each other, that is. Since she will be in the company of some
bespectacled nerd who she will whisper to He is a colleague or whatever she might designate you on the spur of the moment, you could be the movie guy, you know. Some CFs as are so famous that they are known in clubbing circles and their profile has gone down given that they know the insides of more houses in all suburbs than the busiest Water or Electricity man.  Then I've never seen her. Mine are old mamas who ask me "utaripa gapi?" Jose: If I make it through this thug life, I'll see you one day. The Lord is the only way to stop the hurt.
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Rank: Member Joined: 7/27/2012 Posts: 169
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alma wrote:marex wrote: she is ageless. You can;t tell her exact age. She looks young, possibly in the mid-20s, more often beautiful especially when you are mid-way the fifth bottle,and the dim club lighting. You simply identify her by what she takes. Unpolished ones mostly stick with Black Ice and announce their intentions by dancing aggressively, shaking their bum, whether existent or not. She can dance with any man who shows up and does not mind doing socket or a shocking lap dance and an unsolicited
kiss. If you see her with the man for the first time, you will think that they are an item. They move pretty fast these ones. What is common however among all the Chips Funga is their calculated naivete. They make the man see that he has gotten himself an easy lay, while they actually lead a man on. What is funny is how men get rid of them the morning after. some Chips Fungas are so perverted that they buy P2s along
the way to church and use the wine to swallow them. The act of carrying a Chips Funga is
the ultimate casual sexual exchange. Here two random souls meet for a purely carnal exchange without even a single string attached. Wait! May be a drink or breakfast if the man somehow has a heart. Most men actually chase them in the
morning without even raising their heads, pretending to have a hangover. Now officially, there is a class of young women who are servicing young employed men who stay in flats in Langata,
Dohnholm, South B, South C, Zimmerman, Roysambu, Kasarani etc and any other estate that struggling middle-class men have settled. They don't want much.They don't even want to know your first name, or even your number. The first
rule is to never get emotional or demand a replay unless you both enjoyed the sex. Trying to engage a CF in a constructive conversation will make you dump her faster than real fries can be
wrapped at Sonford. They have this thing about struggling with college,business or jobo. They invariably sound like those girls on beauty pageants when they try to be intellectual; like insisting that they like swimming, travelling
and reading novels. Anyone who believes them? If you frequent the same joint, you might bump into your CF in the days to come and you will Hi 5 each other, if you will remember each other, that is. Since she will be in the company of some
bespectacled nerd who she will whisper to He is a colleague or whatever she might designate you on the spur of the moment, you could be the movie guy, you know. Some CFs as are so famous that they are known in clubbing circles and their profile has gone down given that they know the insides of more houses in all suburbs than the busiest Water or Electricity man. Then I've never seen her. Mine are old mamas who ask me "utaripa gapi?" Marex,You seem to be well versed. I give you Bonus marks of 30%. LOL @ the bolded and what is P2 taken with wine?
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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marex wrote: she is ageless. You can;t tell her exact age. She looks young, possibly in the mid-20s, more often beautiful especially when you are mid-way the fifth bottle,and the dim club lighting. You simply identify her by what she takes. Unpolished ones mostly stick with Black Ice and announce their intentions by dancing aggressively, shaking their bum, whether existent or not. She can dance with any man who shows up and does not mind doing socket or a shocking lap dance and an unsolicited
kiss. If you see her with the man for the first time, you will think that they are an item. They move pretty fast these ones. What is common however among all the Chips Funga is their calculated naivete. They make the man see that he has gotten himself an easy lay, while they actually lead a man on. What is funny is how men get rid of them the morning after. some Chips Fungas are so perverted that they buy P2s along
the way to church and use the wine to swallow them. The act of carrying a Chips Funga is
the ultimate casual sexual exchange. Here two random souls meet for a purely carnal exchange without even a single string attached. Wait! May be a drink or breakfast if the man somehow has a heart. Most men actually chase them in the
morning without even raising their heads, pretending to have a hangover. Now officially, there is a class of young women who are servicing young employed men who stay in flats in Langata,
Dohnholm, South B, South C, Zimmerman, Roysambu, Kasarani etc and any other estate that struggling middle-class men have settled. They don't want much.They don't even want to know your first name, or even your number. The first
rule is to never get emotional or demand a replay unless you both enjoyed the sex. Trying to engage a CF in a constructive conversation will make you dump her faster than real fries can be
wrapped at Sonford. They have this thing about struggling with college,business or jobo. They invariably sound like those girls on beauty pageants when they try to be intellectual; like insisting that they like swimming, travelling
and reading novels. Anyone who believes them? If you frequent the same joint, you might bump into your CF in the days to come and you will Hi 5 each other, if you will remember each other, that is. Since she will be in the company of some
bespectacled nerd who she will whisper to He is a colleague or whatever she might designate you on the spur of the moment, you could be the movie guy, you know. Some CFs as are so famous that they are known in clubbing circles and their profile has gone down given that they know the insides of more houses in all suburbs than the busiest Water or Electricity man. Quote:They don't even want to know your first name, or even your number. 
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Rank: Elder Joined: 11/25/2011 Posts: 2,103 Location: Nrb
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Hapa @ chepkel should define it even better than @ marex I am happy
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Rank: Member Joined: 7/17/2011 Posts: 627 Location: Mbui-Nzau, Kikumbulyu
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Marex must be a PHD holder in communications!! .....expert piece
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Rank: Elder Joined: 11/25/2011 Posts: 2,103 Location: Nrb
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wanyee wrote:Marex must be a PHD holder in communications!! .....expert piece I have tried to put a link to the blog where @Marex copied this but inakataa! I am happy
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Rank: Member Joined: 10/4/2007 Posts: 656
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wanyee wrote:Marex must be a PHD holder in communications!! .....expert piece lol, Its not mine, credit goes to Silas Nyanchwani http://nyanchwani.wordpr...aversus-a-nairobian-one/The way I am
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