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Rank: Member Joined: 7/27/2012 Posts: 169
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oh mehn,I was getting ready to mpesa a starving family.
Well well well,you have more than two willing donors on this very thread and by tomorrow your inbox will be overflowing. Book a ward for the aftermath.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/22/2010 Posts: 11,522 Location: Nairobi
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carygoh wrote:butterflyke wrote:maka wrote:chepkel wrote:When hunger strikes, Men go to Koinange Street for a quick fix.
But what is the remedy for a Single Woman????
072..........  there is a term i used to hear being used a while back 'f... buddy' - do they still exist? Also known as CFA/CSA Convinient F****ng /Strokes Arrangement Mmmmmhhhhh. possunt quia posse videntur
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/10/2008 Posts: 9,131 Location: Kanjo
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ha ha ha you need to have a balanced life! 16 hrs jameni?? i.am.back!!!!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/22/2009 Posts: 7,570
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chepkel wrote:Lolest! wrote:be careful @maka and @coolio, mnakumbuka Audrey? Saaasaaa wewe!!! Nkt!! Wacha kuniharibia CV. I am female, well endowed and breathing. In need of a quick fix plus a permanent solution to my problem. Hii maneno ya kuomba serikali kila wakati imenichokesha. @Maka, can you fix me Good mpaka I will not have any needs for at least a year???? @Chep - I wouldn't encourage the chips/sausage funga approach - dunia mbaya! It will also make you feel slutty. Not a good idea! There is something called friends with benefits. Get someone, explain to him the situation and agree on the modus operandi. This ought to work until/unless one of you falls in love and the whole situation becomes murky! Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/28/2013 Posts: 182
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How about a 3sum? Maybe hiyo inaweza maliza mwaka. Already you've 2 volunteers, that makes the three of you. If you need a fix that go for a year or more or you are not satisfied with the volunteers, then email u r s t i l u r s t i l l at yahoo dot ca!! Man must live!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/22/2010 Posts: 11,522 Location: Nairobi
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chepkel wrote:Lolest! wrote:be careful @maka and @coolio, mnakumbuka Audrey? Saaasaaa wewe!!! Nkt!! Wacha kuniharibia CV. I am female, well endowed and breathing. In need of a quick fix plus a permanent solution to my problem. Hii maneno ya kuomba serikali kila wakati imenichokesha. @Maka, can you fix me Good mpaka I will not have any needs for at least a year???? Two words my dear; multiple orgasms...make sure a St.Johns ambulance is around...(whispering....weaz@Mukiri ameenda leave?) and as bamzigi would say "you wont cum in single shots...you will cum twice....my game come correct like nike" possunt quia posse videntur
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/8/2013 Posts: 4,068 Location: At Large.
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Chepkel, how was the trip to TZ by road with Nanio? You dont want to try him? For a permanent solution:open up yourself and go on a search mission.All social gatherings are a must attend for you.Go to supermarkets and windowshop around the beds and matresses.Especially the cozy ones, you might just trigger a thought in a jamaa shopping there too.Go to discos alone or with one friend not a gang, tell everyone tbat you are searching, when you have male friends visiting, cook like how your mama taught you.Of course remember to put yhr plan kwenye maombi. Amen.A man pap! Full of , love and a pine to die for. Usijaribu kwik fix. Love is beautiful and so are those who share it.With Love, Marriage is an amazing event in ones life time, the foundation of joy, happiness and success.
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Rank: Member Joined: 3/17/2009 Posts: 201
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Am available at your service for a thorough service
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Rank: Member Joined: 4/6/2010 Posts: 741 Location: Nairobi
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 7/5/2010 Posts: 2,061 Location: Nairobi
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The world has turned on its head if the day a man nyimas a woman is already here with us 
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Rank: Member Joined: 7/27/2012 Posts: 169
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I thought guys here have wives and fiancees. With such an offer you forsake your Loved ones? @ maka you have introduced a fiancee to your parents! Zip up. Serikali u have a wife na ako na AK47
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2012 Posts: 3,855 Location: Othumo
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sherrif wrote:I thought guys here have wives and fiancees. With such an offer you forsake your Loved ones? @ maka you have introduced a fiancee to your parents! Zip up. Serikali u have a wife na ako na AK47 zero grazing is good but once in a while you need to know the ingridients of your neighbours nappier grass. otherwise .... utakonda bure na a hole in one (shimo moja)!!! Thieves
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Rank: Chief Joined: 8/24/2009 Posts: 5,909 Location: Nairobi
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Kwani nini mbaya na hii airport?? SMH....ama the guy had a few landings the previous night?
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Rank: Member Joined: 5/9/2013 Posts: 285 Location: hapakule.
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@chepkel, have you tried double clicking your mouse? Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve.
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Rank: Member Joined: 7/27/2012 Posts: 169
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King G wrote:sherrif wrote:I thought guys here have wives and fiancees. With such an offer you forsake your Loved ones? @ maka you have introduced a fiancee to your parents! Zip up. Serikali u have a wife na ako na AK47 zero grazing is good but once in a while you need to know the ingridients of your neighbours nappier grass. otherwise .... utakonda bure na a hole in one (shimo moja)!!! hole? women don't have holes!  Just like the mouth which remains closed and opens only when its time to eat. It's not a hole. And please.with all these sicknesses around it's only fair to have a faithful partner. The thought of sleeping with a partner who's slept with 5 others @ having slept with 8 others,figure what could be passing from body to body. Sorry am spoiling the party.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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Was wondering why a thread on njaa was moving at such a speed.....mmmh, SMH. ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Chief Joined: 8/24/2009 Posts: 5,909 Location: Nairobi
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McReggae wrote:Was wondering why a thread on njaa was moving at such a speed.....mmmh, SMH. Stranger things do happen....@Impunity has not made a comment on a thread of "njaa" 
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/21/2008 Posts: 2,490
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@chepkel whichever offer you take, make sure its not a minute of pleasure and a lifetime of regrets... Weka Condom mpangoni!! The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Rank: Member Joined: 4/1/2009 Posts: 846
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butterflyke wrote:maka wrote:chepkel wrote:When hunger strikes, Men go to Koinange Street for a quick fix.
But what is the remedy for a Single Woman????
072.......... there is a term i used to hear being used a while back 'f... buddy' - do they still exist? FWB
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