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sherrif
#31 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 7:51:58 AM
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I thought guys here have wives and fiancees. With such an offer you forsake your Loved ones? @ maka you have introduced a fiancee to your parents! Zip up. Serikali u have a wife na ako na AK47
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King G
#32 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 7:59:45 AM
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sherrif wrote:
I thought guys here have wives and fiancees. With such an offer you forsake your Loved ones? @ maka you have introduced a fiancee to your parents! Zip up. Serikali u have a wife na ako na AK47


zero grazing is good but once in a while you need to know the ingridients of your neighbours nappier grass. otherwise .... utakonda bure na a hole in one (shimo moja)!!!
Thieves
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nostoppingthis
#33 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 8:06:54 AM
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Joined: 8/24/2009
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chepkel wrote:
Bigchick wrote:
Chepkel, how was the trip to TZ by road with Nanio? You dont want to try him?

For a permanent solution:open up yourself and go on a search mission.All social gatherings are a must attend for you.Go to supermarkets and windowshop around the beds and matresses.Especially the cozy ones, you might just trigger a thought in a jamaa shopping there too.Go to discos alone or with one friend not a gang, tell everyone tbat you are searching, when you have male friends visiting, cook like how your mama taught you.Of course remember to put yhr plan kwenye maombi.

Amen.A man pap! Full of , love and a pine to die for.

Usijaribu kwik fix.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Alininyima!!!!


Kwani nini mbaya na hii airport?? SMH....ama the guy had a few landings the previous night?
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4lourBliss
#34 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 8:17:04 AM
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Location: hapakule.
@chepkel, have you tried double clicking your mouse?
Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve.
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sherrif
#35 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 8:21:51 AM
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King G wrote:
sherrif wrote:
I thought guys here have wives and fiancees. With such an offer you forsake your Loved ones? @ maka you have introduced a fiancee to your parents! Zip up. Serikali u have a wife na ako na AK47


zero grazing is good but once in a while you need to know the ingridients of your neighbours nappier grass. otherwise .... utakonda bure na a hole in one (shimo moja)!!!


hole? women don't have holes! Pray
Just like the mouth which remains closed and opens only when its time to eat. It's not a hole.

And please.with all these sicknesses around it's only fair to have a faithful partner.
The thought of sleeping with a partner who's slept with 5 others @ having slept with 8 others,figure what could be passing from body to body.
Sorry am spoiling the party.
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McReggae
#36 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 8:31:13 AM
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Was wondering why a thread on njaa was moving at such a speed.....mmmh, SMH.
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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nostoppingthis
#37 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 8:40:45 AM
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McReggae wrote:
Was wondering why a thread on njaa was moving at such a speed.....mmmh, SMH.


Stranger things do happen....@Impunity has not made a comment on a thread of "njaa" Think
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ZZE123
#38 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 9:12:11 AM
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@chepkel whichever offer you take, make sure its not a minute of pleasure and a lifetime of regrets... Weka Condom mpangoni!!
The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem
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washiku
#39 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 9:17:26 AM
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nostoppingthis wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Was wondering why a thread on njaa was moving at such a speed.....mmmh, SMH.


Stranger things do happen....@Impunity has not made a comment on a thread of "njaa" Think


He must be asleep still. Wait till he wakes up. He will come with all the weird solutions and it will be a good laugh. Each of them will be punctuated with Drool Drool Drool Drool Drool Drool
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CLK
#40 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 9:44:13 AM
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butterflyke wrote:
maka wrote:
chepkel wrote:
When hunger strikes, Men go to Koinange Street for a quick fix.

But what is the remedy for a Single Woman????


072..........



Laughing out loudly

there is a term i used to hear being used a while back 'f... buddy' - do they still exist?


FWB
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