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sherrif
#21 Posted : Monday, July 01, 2013 9:38:39 PM
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oh mehn,I was getting ready to mpesa a starving family.

Well well well,you have more than two willing donors on this very thread and by tomorrow your inbox will be overflowing. Book a ward for the aftermath.


maka
#22 Posted : Monday, July 01, 2013 9:38:50 PM
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Joined: 4/22/2010
Posts: 11,522
Location: Nairobi
carygoh wrote:
butterflyke wrote:
maka wrote:
chepkel wrote:
When hunger strikes, Men go to Koinange Street for a quick fix.

But what is the remedy for a Single Woman????


072..........



Laughing out loudly

there is a term i used to hear being used a while back 'f... buddy' - do they still exist?

Also known as CFA/CSA Convinient F****ng /Strokes Arrangement

Mmmmmhhhhh.
possunt quia posse videntur
harrydre
#23 Posted : Monday, July 01, 2013 10:30:35 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/10/2008
Posts: 9,131
Location: Kanjo
chepkel wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
wee @chepkel, self control. Get busy! Ama you hit your knee hard as @guka advises.


Is it a crime???

I am a very busy person. I work hard everyday. 16 hours a day. Lakini Pray Pray Pray Pray Pray Pray


ha ha ha you need to have a balanced life! 16 hrs jameni??
i.am.back!!!!
MaichBlack
#24 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 12:55:27 AM
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Joined: 7/22/2009
Posts: 7,905
chepkel wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
be careful @maka and @coolio, mnakumbuka Audrey?


Saaasaaa wewe!!! Nkt!! Wacha kuniharibia CV.

I am female, well endowed and breathing. In need of a quick fix plus a permanent solution to my problem.

Hii maneno ya kuomba serikali kila wakati imenichokesha.

@Maka, can you fix me Good mpaka I will not have any needs for at least a year????

@Chep - I wouldn't encourage the chips/sausage funga approach - dunia mbaya! It will also make you feel slutty. Not a good idea!

There is something called friends with benefits. Get someone, explain to him the situation and agree on the modus operandi. This ought to work until/unless one of you falls in love and the whole situation becomes murky!
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
urstill
#25 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 2:03:22 AM
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Joined: 1/28/2013
Posts: 182
How about a 3sum? Maybe hiyo inaweza maliza mwaka. Already you've 2 volunteers, that makes the three of you. If you need a fix that go for a year or more or you are not satisfied with the volunteers, then email u r s t i l u r s t i l l at yahoo dot ca!!
Man must live!
maka
#26 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 2:18:16 AM
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Joined: 4/22/2010
Posts: 11,522
Location: Nairobi
chepkel wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
be careful @maka and @coolio, mnakumbuka Audrey?


Saaasaaa wewe!!! Nkt!! Wacha kuniharibia CV.

I am female, well endowed and breathing. In need of a quick fix plus a permanent solution to my problem.

Hii maneno ya kuomba serikali kila wakati imenichokesha.

@Maka, can you fix me Good mpaka I will not have any needs for at least a year????

Two words my dear; multiple orgasms...make sure a St.Johns ambulance is around...(whispering....weaz@Mukiri ameenda leave?) and as bamzigi would say "you wont cum in single shots...you will cum twice....my game come correct like nike"
possunt quia posse videntur
Bigchick
#27 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 2:44:20 AM
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Posts: 4,068
Location: At Large.
Chepkel, how was the trip to TZ by road with Nanio? You dont want to try him?

For a permanent solution:open up yourself and go on a search mission.All social gatherings are a must attend for you.Go to supermarkets and windowshop around the beds and matresses.Especially the cozy ones, you might just trigger a thought in a jamaa shopping there too.Go to discos alone or with one friend not a gang, tell everyone tbat you are searching, when you have male friends visiting, cook like how your mama taught you.Of course remember to put yhr plan kwenye maombi.

Amen.A man pap! Full of , love and a pine to die for.

Usijaribu kwik fix.
Love is beautiful and so are those who share it.With Love, Marriage is an amazing event in ones life time, the foundation of joy, happiness and success.
gmg
#28 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 6:30:51 AM
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Posts: 201
Am available at your service for a thorough service
chepkel
#29 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 7:14:17 AM
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Joined: 4/6/2010
Posts: 741
Location: Nairobi
Bigchick wrote:
Chepkel, how was the trip to TZ by road with Nanio? You dont want to try him?

For a permanent solution:open up yourself and go on a search mission.All social gatherings are a must attend for you.Go to supermarkets and windowshop around the beds and matresses.Especially the cozy ones, you might just trigger a thought in a jamaa shopping there too.Go to discos alone or with one friend not a gang, tell everyone tbat you are searching, when you have male friends visiting, cook like how your mama taught you.Of course remember to put yhr plan kwenye maombi.

Amen.A man pap! Full of , love and a pine to die for.

Usijaribu kwik fix.


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quicksand
#30 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 7:39:05 AM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 7/5/2010
Posts: 2,061
Location: Nairobi
chepkel wrote:
Bigchick wrote:
Chepkel, how was the trip to TZ by road with Nanio? You dont want to try him?

For a permanent solution:open up yourself and go on a search mission.All social gatherings are a must attend for you.Go to supermarkets and windowshop around the beds and matresses.Especially the cozy ones, you might just trigger a thought in a jamaa shopping there too.Go to discos alone or with one friend not a gang, tell everyone tbat you are searching, when you have male friends visiting, cook like how your mama taught you.Of course remember to put yhr plan kwenye maombi.

Amen.A man pap! Full of , love and a pine to die for.

Usijaribu kwik fix.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Alininyima!!!!


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