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Crazy Nairobi traffic!!
ZZE123
#41 Posted : Friday, June 28, 2013 2:41:27 PM
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KulaRaha wrote:
Pieter wrote:
This town needs bicycle lanes - separate from existing vehicle lanes (hence safe from idiots with cars). I'm Dutch and it we have half our population riding bikes to work including our prime minister ;-)


Our leaders cause pandemonium on the roads when they travel...I'd love to see Ruto on a bike!

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Impunity
#42 Posted : Friday, June 28, 2013 2:50:28 PM
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McReggae wrote:
Nyahururu to Westlands yesterday took the same time as Westalands to home......CRAZZY!!!!


Man I see nothing crazy there,from Westlands to your home in diaspora Kiserian is understandable.

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Ngogoyo
#43 Posted : Friday, June 28, 2013 2:58:45 PM
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And who is this being driven in a discovery with flag and chase cars every morning on lower kabete road to KIA? ABK. Lower kabete we have no traffic mess and he 'comes' creating one
King G
#44 Posted : Friday, June 28, 2013 3:29:45 PM
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ZZE123 wrote:
KulaRaha wrote:
Pieter wrote:
This town needs bicycle lanes - separate from existing vehicle lanes (hence safe from idiots with cars). I'm Dutch and it we have half our population riding bikes to work including our prime minister ;-)


Our leaders cause pandemonium on the roads when they travel...I'd love to see Ruto on a bike!

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guys are so poor that they cant buy cars
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McReggae
#45 Posted : Friday, June 28, 2013 5:40:29 PM
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King G wrote:
ZZE123 wrote:
KulaRaha wrote:
Pieter wrote:
This town needs bicycle lanes - separate from existing vehicle lanes (hence safe from idiots with cars). I'm Dutch and it we have half our population riding bikes to work including our prime minister ;-)


Our leaders cause pandemonium on the roads when they travel...I'd love to see Ruto on a bike!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

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guys are so poor that they cant buy cars


We also started with the bikes, they will soon catch up.
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
poundfoolish
#46 Posted : Saturday, June 29, 2013 8:04:07 AM
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Wasnt Juzi's traffic caused by his excellency?
McReggae
#47 Posted : Saturday, June 29, 2013 8:35:48 AM
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poundfoolish wrote:
Wasnt Juzi's traffic caused by his excellency?


Hapo unakosea, the prince should never be touched in wazua, we better blame Kethi for njumbirees devious plans.
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
rock
#48 Posted : Saturday, June 29, 2013 8:56:00 AM
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Impunity wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Nyahururu to Westlands yesterday took the same time as Westalands to home......CRAZZY!!!!


Man I see nothing crazy there,from Westlands to your home in diaspora Kiserian is understandable.

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maka
#49 Posted : Saturday, June 29, 2013 9:49:17 AM
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poundfoolish wrote:
Wasnt Juzi's traffic caused by his excellency?

I thot he stopped doing this things...
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maka
#50 Posted : Saturday, June 29, 2013 9:52:46 AM
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rock wrote:
Impunity wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Nyahururu to Westlands yesterday took the same time as Westalands to home......CRAZZY!!!!


Man I see nothing crazy there,from Westlands to your home in diaspora Kiserian is understandable.

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The income per capita for Kiserian is highest amongst various towns in Kenya thats from a world bank survey.
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nakujua
#51 Posted : Saturday, June 29, 2013 9:57:15 AM
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McReggae wrote:
poundfoolish wrote:
Wasnt Juzi's traffic caused by his excellency?


Hapo unakosea, the prince should never be touched in wazua, we better blame Kethi for njumbirees devious plans.

honestly, do you have an mba?
Lolest!
#52 Posted : Saturday, June 29, 2013 2:10:32 PM
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just leave your cars at home. It will be easy for all of us after that
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Impunity
#53 Posted : Saturday, June 29, 2013 2:53:14 PM
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Lolest! wrote:
just leave your cars at home. It will be easy for all of us after that


Its almost impossible to hope from one bar to the other and to another in Nairobi or Kenya in general using a matatu, uliza watu wa phombe!

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maka
#54 Posted : Saturday, June 29, 2013 3:02:18 PM
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Impunity wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
just leave your cars at home. It will be easy for all of us after that


Its almost impossible to hope from one bar to the other and to another in Nairobi or Kenya in general using a matatu, uliza watu wa phombe!


cab...
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Muheani
#55 Posted : Saturday, June 29, 2013 3:32:58 PM
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aaaaaaagrrrrr....

now..i thot Satos are suposed to be free of traffic...nkt nkt nkt nkt

Dash
#56 Posted : Saturday, June 29, 2013 4:05:26 PM
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Muheani wrote:
aaaaaaagrrrrr....

now..i thot Satos are suposed to be free of traffic...nkt nkt nkt nkt



End month
Muheani
#57 Posted : Friday, July 05, 2013 4:23:43 PM
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anyonee here ahead of me?
Siringi
#58 Posted : Tuesday, November 05, 2013 4:39:08 PM
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In one of the many Nairobi Traffic threads somebody asked whatt you do when stuck in jam and the sphincters do not hold any more?




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Muheani
#59 Posted : Tuesday, November 05, 2013 4:55:48 PM
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Siringi wrote:
In one of the many Nairobi Traffic threads somebody asked whatt you do when stuck in jam and the sphincters do not hold any more?







Honestly...Wat to do? Ikija Ishakija. U cant go in your Car!!
Magigi
#60 Posted : Tuesday, November 05, 2013 4:57:38 PM
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Siringi wrote:
In one of the many Nairobi Traffic threads somebody asked whatt you do when stuck in jam and the sphincters do not hold any more?





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