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Kiambu COWnty
chepkel
#21 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 12:26:56 PM
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washiku
#22 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 1:07:28 PM
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Coolio
#23 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 1:09:21 PM
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washiku wrote:
Cows be ware...no taking chances no more


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Nadondosha meli kubwa seuze ngalawa!
Tebes
#24 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 1:59:58 PM
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@WASHIKU

He he. That must be KiamBULL COWnty
"Never regret, if its good, its wonderful. If its bad, its experience."
marex
#25 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 2:08:10 PM
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Hii ndo county utaskia mtu ameoa ngombe ya jirani halafu anatoa sistake kama dowry
The way I am
McReggae
#26 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 2:14:28 PM
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..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
masukuma
#27 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 2:15:09 PM
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McReggae wrote:
Eti what do you expect a Kiambu man to do when KCC has cows talking suggestively on the TV....dead!!!!!

hehe...when the guy heard
Quote:
frauderent craims of oringino mouk!
the guy was already in the box!
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
maka
#28 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 3:22:20 PM
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masukuma wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Eti what do you expect a Kiambu man to do when KCC has cows talking suggestively on the TV....dead!!!!!

hehe...when the guy heard
Quote:
frauderent craims of oringino mouk!
the guy was already in the box!


...You Will Know He's From Kiambu
When He Likes A Page"Animals
Husbandry"...
possunt quia posse videntur
AlphDoti
#29 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 3:31:09 PM
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Location: Kenya
Magigi wrote:
Testosterone levels seem to be so high in that cownty/dognty, right from the highest office mpaka huko machinani. The gava should dispatch sociologists to find out what is happening.

There is no help
We are paying for our choices.
When you have a society, which does not teach people proper ethics that give them environment to make right decisions and actions.

You see, a "normal" man
have sexual desires towards more than one woman.
It is civilization (READ COPYING THE WEST), that has brought people to think that monogamy is a social norm.

The need to breed is instinctive and cannot be suppressed.
Just like many organisms whose primary functions is to reproduce.

Conjugal rights is obligatory
The wife might have refused him for too long

Marriage has been commercialized
Dowry nowadays has become impossible. This has led to many youth not getting married early or ever. This is the result of commercializing marriages...

So when humans become bored, you find them seeking crude ways of doing their thing. Shame on you Shame on you

Look at the Maasais
They spend most of their time with cows, but they still uplift moral behaviour.
What does that tell you?
It means their way of life works for them.

Communities have lost their old systems
...to Christian moral system (which convinced them that it is not right or natural).

Of course people are different
No doubt some men prefer being with one woman, because they are happy like that.

Second issue
The punishment system has also failed.
I will not be surprised to find that this guy will be out in loose soon to do more dirty job.
Even the guy who killed 71 year old woman?
THey won't hang him.
He will be out soon, killing some more.
He is only 19 years old.
Meduza
#30 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 4:00:20 PM
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Usiseme Ng'ombe...sema Mrembo....
You cant win, unless you first begin....
marex
#31 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 4:05:33 PM
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Mwanaume wa kiambu akikuja kuracia usimuitishe ngombe mingi. Anaeza jam aseme "Keep your daughter, I can marry the dowry"
The way I am
masukuma
#32 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 4:42:27 PM
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marex wrote:
Mwanaume wa kiambu akikuja kuracia usimuitishe ngombe mingi. Anaeza jam aseme "Keep your daughter, I can marry the dowry"

hehe...
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
nostoppingthis
#33 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 5:43:27 PM
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McReggae wrote:
Eti what do you expect a Kiambu man to do when KCC has cows talking suggestively on the TV....dead!!!!!


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Mastermind
#34 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 5:56:35 PM
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The man left his wife sleeping and went to a cow. Ok!
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
Magigi
#35 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 5:59:27 PM
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Mastermind wrote:
The man left his wife sleeping and went to a cow. Ok!

Pray Pray, we do not know what these fellas will be mounting next...Don't be surprised when you find a fela hanging onto the exhaust pipe of your car... I think anything with an entrance goes!!!
ZZE123
#36 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 6:21:08 PM
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washiku wrote:
Cows be ware...no taking chances no more


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The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem
Jump-steady
#37 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 6:36:33 PM
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Magigi wrote:
Mastermind wrote:
The man left his wife sleeping and went to a cow. Ok!

Pray Pray, we do not know what these fellas will be mounting next...Don't be surprised when you find a fela hanging onto the exhaust pipe of your car... I think anything with an entrance goes!!!



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Wakandi
#38 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 9:43:30 PM
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Magigi wrote:
Mastermind wrote:
The man left his wife sleeping and went to a cow. Ok!

Pray Pray, we do not know what these fellas will be mounting next...Don't be surprised when you find a fela hanging onto the exhaust pipe of your car... I think anything with an entrance goes!!!

WololoShame on you
nostoppingthis
#39 Posted : Wednesday, June 26, 2013 7:58:30 AM
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Magigi wrote:
Mastermind wrote:
The man left his wife sleeping and went to a cow. Ok!

Pray Pray, we do not know what these fellas will be mounting next...Don't be surprised when you find a fela hanging onto the exhaust pipe of your car... I think anything with an entrance goes!!!


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matata
#40 Posted : Wednesday, June 26, 2013 11:27:16 AM
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haaaaa Kiambu is now a lost county! Diverted attention from Kabete to Nyeri en now Kiambu
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