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washiku
#1 Posted : Monday, June 24, 2013 10:49:37 PM
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Ng'ombe huko Kiambu ilipandwo na mwanaume! Sasa si afadhali angekamua anywe maziwa...what is happening these days...za mbwa hata hatujasahau...sasa ni ng'ombe
Bigchick
#2 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 7:11:30 AM
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washiku wrote:
Ng'ombe huko Kiambu ilipandwo na mwanaume! Sasa si afadhali angekamua anywe maziwa...what is happening these days...za mbwa hata hatujasahau...sasa ni ng'ombe



In Kameme news at 6.00pm an eye witness account ,


"tuigwire mudu aruga kuu, gukinya hau twakora atari na nguo na auma na ruhiu.Gwichiria ekwedaga kurenga mutingoe nigetha wira uhuthe"


Wapi KSPA ?Animals are endagered in Kiambu.
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#3 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 8:00:29 AM
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Njeeso.
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#4 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 8:09:04 AM
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Bigchick wrote:
washiku wrote:
Ng'ombe huko Kiambu ilipandwo na mwanaume! Sasa si afadhali angekamua anywe maziwa...what is happening these days...za mbwa hata hatujasahau...sasa ni ng'ombe



In Kameme news at 6.00pm an eye witness account ,


"tuigwire mudu aruga kuu, gukinya hau twakora atari na nguo na auma na ruhiu.Gwichiria ekwedaga kurenga mutingoe nigetha wira uhuthe"


Wapi KSPA ?Animals are endagered in Kiambu.


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Ati wira uhuthe?????????
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McReggae
#5 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 8:30:15 AM
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Mpaka one of them was complaining on TV that maybe it is 'madawa';!!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
qooler
#6 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 9:53:11 AM
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Bigchick wrote:
washiku wrote:
Ng'ombe huko Kiambu ilipandwo na mwanaume! Sasa si afadhali angekamua anywe maziwa...what is happening these days...za mbwa hata hatujasahau...sasa ni ng'ombe



In Kameme news at 6.00pm an eye witness account ,


"tuigwire mudu aruga kuu, gukinya hau twakora atari na nguo na auma na ruhiu.Gwichiria ekwedaga kurenga mutingoe nigetha wira uhuthe"

Wapi KSPA ?Animals are endagered in Kiambu.


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@ bigchick would mind translating for all to understand...
dunkang
#7 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 10:01:22 AM
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"tuigwire mudu aruga kuu, gukinya hau twakora atari na nguo na auma na ruhiu.Gwichiria ekwedaga kurenga mutingoe nigetha wira uhuthe"

"We heard someone jumping. On arriving there, we saw a naked person with a machette (panga). I think he wanted to chop off the tail so as to make the work easier."

Am i very right?
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McReggae
#8 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 10:11:46 AM
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Eti what do you expect a Kiambu man to do when KCC has cows talking suggestively on the TV....dead!!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Impunity
#9 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 10:12:06 AM
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dunkang wrote:
"tuigwire mudu aruga kuu, gukinya hau twakora atari na nguo na auma na ruhiu.Gwichiria ekwedaga kurenga mutingoe nigetha wira uhuthe"

"We heard someone jumping. On arriving there, we saw a naked person with a machette (panga). I think he wanted to chop off the tail so as to make the work easier."

Am i very right?


I wish you are wrong. Ati to chop the teor?
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#10 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 10:13:17 AM
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dunkang wrote:
"tuigwire mudu aruga kuu, gukinya hau twakora atari na nguo na auma na ruhiu.Gwichiria ekwedaga kurenga mutingoe nigetha wira uhuthe"

"We heard someone jumping KUU!!(to emphasize). On arriving there, we saw a naked person with a machette (panga). I think he wanted to chop off the tail so as to make the work easier."

Am i very right?

washiku
#11 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 10:15:33 AM
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Bigchick wrote:
washiku wrote:
Ng'ombe huko Kiambu ilipandwo na mwanaume! Sasa si afadhali angekamua anywe maziwa...what is happening these days...za mbwa hata hatujasahau...sasa ni ng'ombe



In Kameme news at 6.00pm an eye witness account ,


"tuigwire mudu aruga kuu, gukinya hau twakora atari na nguo na auma na ruhiu.Gwichiria ekwedaga kurenga mutingoe nigetha wira uhuthe"


Wapi KSPA ?Animals are endagered in Kiambu.


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washiku
#12 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 10:17:17 AM
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McReggae wrote:
Eti what do you expect a Kiambu man to do when KCC has cows talking suggestively on the TV....dead!!!!!


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butterflyke
#13 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 10:30:20 AM
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McReggae wrote:
Eti what do you expect a Kiambu man to do when KCC has cows talking suggestively on the TV....dead!!!!!


lol...mounting cows has taken a different meaning in kiambu! iko chida....
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Magigi
#14 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 11:08:22 AM
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Testosterone levels seem to be so high in that cownty/dognty, right from the highest office mpaka huko machinani. The gava should dispatch sociologists to find out what is happening.
washiku
#15 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 11:08:48 AM
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butterflyke wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Eti what do you expect a Kiambu man to do when KCC has cows talking suggestively on the TV....dead!!!!!


lol...mounting cows has taken a different meaning in kiambu! iko chida....


U know in our village, those AI guys used to be called "Mundu wa kuhaica ng'ombe" which loosely translates to "Mtu wa kupanda ng'ombe" Sasa with the Kiambuuness in the picture, wont it be insulting to call them the same going forward?
King G
#16 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 11:12:32 AM
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Tyranny turning to cows!
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Intelligentsia
#17 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 11:13:11 AM
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Am slow to u/stand some things: So someone looks at a cow saana then decides its actually sexy? Then again there are guys who will hump anything with a pulse.
McReggae
#18 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 11:13:12 AM
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..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
2012
#19 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 12:02:22 PM
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BBI will solve it
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karqui
#20 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 12:14:46 PM
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McReggae wrote:
Eti what do you expect a Kiambu man to do when KCC has cows talking suggestively on the TV....dead!!!!!



aaaiiiiihhhhhh, pleease... taking words literary.

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