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washiku		#1 Posted : Monday, June 24, 2013 10:49:37 PM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		Ng'ombe huko Kiambu ilipandwo na mwanaume! Sasa si afadhali angekamua anywe maziwa...what is happening these days...za mbwa hata hatujasahau...sasa ni ng'ombe A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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Bigchick		#2 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 7:11:30 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 2/8/2013 Posts: 4,068 Location: At Large.		washiku wrote: Ng'ombe huko Kiambu ilipandwo na mwanaume! Sasa si afadhali angekamua anywe maziwa...what is happening these days...za mbwa hata hatujasahau...sasa ni ng'ombe In Kameme news at 6.00pm an eye witness account , "tuigwire mudu aruga kuu, gukinya hau twakora atari na nguo na auma na ruhiu.Gwichiria ekwedaga kurenga mutingoe nigetha wira uhuthe" Wapi KSPA ?Animals are endagered in Kiambu. Love is beautiful and so are those who share it.With Love, Marriage is an amazing event in ones life time, the foundation of joy, happiness and success.
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Coolio		#3 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 8:00:29 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 10/28/2008 Posts: 2,276 Location: Kibish		Njeeso. Nadondosha meli kubwa seuze ngalawa!
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seppuku		#4 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 8:09:04 AM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 5/11/2010 Posts: 918		Bigchick wrote: washiku wrote: Ng'ombe huko Kiambu ilipandwo na mwanaume! Sasa si afadhali angekamua anywe maziwa...what is happening these days...za mbwa hata hatujasahau...sasa ni ng'ombe In Kameme news at 6.00pm an eye witness account , "tuigwire mudu aruga kuu, gukinya hau twakora atari na nguo na auma na ruhiu.Gwichiria ekwedaga kurenga mutingoe nigetha wira uhuthe" Wapi KSPA ?Animals are endagered in Kiambu. Ati wira uhuthe????????? Learn first to treat your time as you would your money, then treat your money as you do your time.
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McReggae		#5 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 8:30:15 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi		Mpaka one of them was complaining on TV that maybe it is 'madawa';!!!!! ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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qooler		#6 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 9:53:11 AM
Rank: Member Joined: 6/18/2012 Posts: 235		Bigchick wrote: washiku wrote: Ng'ombe huko Kiambu ilipandwo na mwanaume! Sasa si afadhali angekamua anywe maziwa...what is happening these days...za mbwa hata hatujasahau...sasa ni ng'ombe In Kameme news at 6.00pm an eye witness account , "tuigwire mudu aruga kuu, gukinya hau twakora atari na nguo na auma na ruhiu.Gwichiria ekwedaga kurenga mutingoe nigetha wira uhuthe" Wapi KSPA ?Animals are endagered in Kiambu. @ bigchick would mind translating for all to understand...
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dunkang		#7 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 10:01:22 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 6/2/2011 Posts: 4,818 Location: -1.2107, 36.8831		"tuigwire mudu aruga kuu, gukinya hau twakora atari na nguo na auma na ruhiu.Gwichiria ekwedaga kurenga mutingoe nigetha wira uhuthe" "We heard someone jumping. On arriving there, we saw a naked person with a machette (panga). I think he wanted to chop off the tail so as to make the work easier." Am i very right? Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.” ― Rashi
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McReggae		#8 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 10:11:46 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi		Eti what do you expect a Kiambu man to do when KCC has cows talking suggestively on the TV....dead!!!!! ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Impunity		#9 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 10:12:06 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,330 Location: Masada		dunkang wrote: "tuigwire mudu aruga kuu, gukinya hau twakora atari na nguo na auma na ruhiu.Gwichiria ekwedaga kurenga mutingoe nigetha wira uhuthe" "We heard someone jumping. On arriving there, we saw a naked person with a machette (panga). I think he wanted to chop off the tail so as to make the work easier." Am i very right? I wish you are wrong. Ati to chop the teor? Portfolio: Sold You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Wendz		#10 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 10:13:17 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 6/19/2008 Posts: 4,268		dunkang wrote: "tuigwire mudu aruga kuu, gukinya hau twakora atari na nguo na auma na ruhiu.Gwichiria ekwedaga kurenga mutingoe nigetha wira uhuthe" "We heard someone jumping KUU!!(to emphasize). On arriving there, we saw a naked person with a machette (panga). I think he wanted to chop off the tail so as to make the work easier." Am i very right?
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washiku		#11 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 10:15:33 AM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		Bigchick wrote: washiku wrote: Ng'ombe huko Kiambu ilipandwo na mwanaume! Sasa si afadhali angekamua anywe maziwa...what is happening these days...za mbwa hata hatujasahau...sasa ni ng'ombe In Kameme news at 6.00pm an eye witness account , "tuigwire mudu aruga kuu, gukinya hau twakora atari na nguo na auma na ruhiu.Gwichiria ekwedaga kurenga mutingoe nigetha wira uhuthe" Wapi KSPA ?Animals are endagered in Kiambu. My ribs...Woiiiiiii A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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washiku		#12 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 10:17:17 AM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		McReggae wrote: Eti what do you expect a Kiambu man to do when KCC has cows talking suggestively on the TV....dead!!!!! You guys are out to finish me with laughter. Lol A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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butterflyke		#13 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 10:30:20 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 5/1/2010 Posts: 3,024 Location: Hapa		McReggae wrote: Eti what do you expect a Kiambu man to do when KCC has cows talking suggestively on the TV....dead!!!!! lol...mounting cows has taken a different meaning in kiambu! iko chida.... Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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Magigi		#14 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 11:08:22 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/31/2008 Posts: 7,081 Location: Kenya		Testosterone levels seem to be so high in that cownty/dognty, right from the highest office mpaka huko machinani. The gava should dispatch sociologists to find out what is happening.
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washiku		#15 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 11:08:48 AM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		butterflyke wrote: McReggae wrote: Eti what do you expect a Kiambu man to do when KCC has cows talking suggestively on the TV....dead!!!!! lol...mounting cows has taken a different meaning in kiambu! iko chida.... U know in our village, those AI guys used to be called "Mundu wa kuhaica ng'ombe" which loosely translates to "Mtu wa kupanda ng'ombe" Sasa with the Kiambuuness in the picture, wont it be insulting to call them the same going forward? A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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King G		#16 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 11:12:32 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2012 Posts: 3,855 Location: Othumo		Tyranny turning to cows! Thieves
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Intelligentsia		#17 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 11:13:11 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 10/1/2009 Posts: 2,436		Am slow to u/stand some things: So someone looks at a cow saana then decides its actually sexy? Then again there are guys who will hump anything with a pulse.
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McReggae		#18 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 11:13:12 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi		..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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2012		#19 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 12:02:22 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 12/9/2009 Posts: 6,592 Location: Nairobi		Ati cownty! BBI will solve it :)
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karqui		#20 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 12:14:46 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 8/2/2010 Posts: 480 Location: chokoo		McReggae wrote: Eti what do you expect a Kiambu man to do when KCC has cows talking suggestively on the TV....dead!!!!! aaaiiiiihhhhhh, pleease... taking words literary.
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