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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,331 Location: Masada
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Prime wrote:kysse wrote:wacheni kelele na vile kuna baridi.  . I just knocked myself out with carbonmonoxide.  I love that thing called jiko. I hope I don't die at night, so if I don't post tomorrow,know am in 7th heaven with JC. About downloads,I like speaking out of exp. I haven't downloaded since mbuzi and I feel nothing infact empty. Count yourself lucky if you can download as much as a bubble gas in this weather cz high metabolism takes up all the food. Kwani umeanza baking tena?  On downloading, let me put it this way. Its called constipation... When you introduce something your body had been deprived of, say wet fry and other meat dishes, the body reacts by trying to keep it longer within itself in order to extract all nutrients, considering it might not come across any meat dishes any time soon. To prove me right take one medium sized pawpaw kesho. Pawpaw especially raw one which toa-toas the miok is good for initiating the smoothest of downloads. Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/15/2010 Posts: 458
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Jus Blazin wrote:Sauti Sol's remix:
Oga oga oga, Kijana,
Baridi itazidi kuharibika, Kijana,
Oga oga oga, Kijana,
Baridi itazidi kuharibika, Kijana,
Wazuri wazidi kuzaliwa, Na dunia,
Uvundo wako utawaharibia, Kijana.
Wazuri wazidi kuzaliwa, Na dunia,
Uvundo wako utawaharibia, Kijana.  Watu waoge Uvundo usiharibu wazuri update president set president = speaker where president is null
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Rank: Chief Joined: 8/24/2009 Posts: 5,909 Location: Nairobi
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Impunity wrote:Kratos wrote:kysse wrote:Effects of cold weather
1.Old people's deaths-shindwe.
2.Carbonmonoxide poisoning on increase.
3.Spread of HIV and other STI'S because of increased reckless sexual behavior to wade off cold.
4.Unwanted pregnancies as result of the same.
5.Excessive 'Kuhea Mbara'- proper kyuk can correct spelling-means kuota moto ya kuni in shags till your epidermis develops burn marks.
6.Increase in food budget.Cold weather makes people eat all the time esp tea/coffee/porridge.
7. For the married,it a season in which couples stick to each other like glue-Hubby will be home Ngoyoyo time.
8.Repeat of clothes.To be honest some people think that they do not sweat and will keep repeating clothes over and over.
9.Excessive peeing.
10. Reduced downloads.-More calories get burned to generate heat leaving nothing to download.
WAIT A MINUTE!!!!! ARE YOU THE ONE AND ONLY ESSYK-KYSSE!!!! MBUSTED!!!! Though in real life the @Kysse/@essyk is so laid back you wont even imagine she knows the spelling of the word "land"!!! talk about a keen eye...
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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Wacheni zimbemba. Dod wrote:Huko hakuna baridi. It gets to -20 Celsius here. You must be very very hairy like a caterpillar. Seen people grow fur between fingers and toes cz of cold. I think a small portable and chargeable heater will do.Strap it on my back,and belly cz am frozen including the brain.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 12/17/2010 Posts: 1,163 Location: Sudan
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kysse wrote:Wacheni zimbemba. Dod wrote:Huko hakuna baridi. It gets to -20 Celsius here. You must be very very hairy like a caterpillar. Seen people grow fur between fingers and toes cz of cold. I think a small portable and chargeable heater will do.Strap it on my back,and belly cz am frozen including the brain. @Essyk, Kwani umekula nini of late. Ama Faiba imeland kwenu, sasa ni ma downloads tu ya maneno. Umechange sana, including name and xter "Peace is our profession, War is our business" ...Unknown
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,331 Location: Masada
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Um Sayala wrote:kysse wrote:Wacheni zimbemba. Dod wrote:Huko hakuna baridi. It gets to -20 Celsius here. You must be very very hairy like a caterpillar. Seen people grow fur between fingers and toes cz of cold. I think a small portable and chargeable heater will do.Strap it on my back,and belly cz am frozen including the brain. @Essyk, Kwani umekula nini of late. Ama Faiba imeland kwenu, sasa ni ma downloads tu ya maneno. Umechange sana, including name and xter Make me ask where @mnjoro is?  Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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Impunity wrote:Um Sayala wrote:kysse wrote:Wacheni zimbemba. Dod wrote:Huko hakuna baridi. It gets to -20 Celsius here. You must be very very hairy like a caterpillar. Seen people grow fur between fingers and toes cz of cold. I think a small portable and chargeable heater will do.Strap it on my back,and belly cz am frozen including the brain. @Essyk, Kwani umekula nini of late. Ama Faiba imeland kwenu, sasa ni ma downloads tu ya maneno. Umechange sana, including name and xter Make me ask where @mnjoro is? @mnjoro would be @orojnm!!!!! ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Member Joined: 2/21/2009 Posts: 573
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McReggae wrote:Impunity wrote:Um Sayala wrote:kysse wrote:Wacheni zimbemba. Dod wrote:Huko hakuna baridi. It gets to -20 Celsius here. You must be very very hairy like a caterpillar. Seen people grow fur between fingers and toes cz of cold. I think a small portable and chargeable heater will do.Strap it on my back,and belly cz am frozen including the brain. @Essyk, Kwani umekula nini of late. Ama Faiba imeland kwenu, sasa ni ma downloads tu ya maneno. Umechange sana, including name and xter Make me ask where @mnjoro is? @mnjoro would be @orojnm!!!!! On this day somewhere in Lari my dear parents got a boy.
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Rank: Member Joined: 10/4/2010 Posts: 223 Location: Afghanistan
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kysse wrote:Wacheni zimbemba. Dod wrote:Huko hakuna baridi. It gets to -20 Celsius here. You must be very very hairy like a caterpillar. Seen people grow fur between fingers and toes cz of cold. I think a small portable and chargeable heater will do.Strap it on my back,and belly cz am frozen including the brain. Hee hee.. Kwanza unavaa thermal wear ndani, halafu the normal attire. Then unamalizia na winter jacket, gloves, scarf etc. The rich have money working for them; the poor and the middle class are going to work for money.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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