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maka
#1 Posted : Thursday, June 20, 2013 7:16:12 PM
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Huko kondele..."Aiii bwana fungua tu mlango tuwaone"
and when the door was opened...
"Aaaaah bas,leo amepatikana..."

Funny story....thouvh hoax...
possunt quia posse videntur
Mukiri
#2 Posted : Thursday, June 20, 2013 7:20:00 PM
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Si you said you've decided to be 'good'? July cold is no excuse.Shame on you

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masukuma
#3 Posted : Thursday, June 20, 2013 7:25:08 PM
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while there is a medical condition to that effect... its rare.
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dunkang
#4 Posted : Thursday, June 20, 2013 7:57:13 PM
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What fun is there in f..u..c..k..ing someone's wife?

Style up men. Unclaimed P..u..s..s..i..e..s are so many, everywhere.
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maka
#5 Posted : Thursday, June 20, 2013 8:13:22 PM
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Mukiri wrote:
Si you said you've decided to be 'good'? July cold is no excuse.Shame on you

Eish it was in the news...saa moja...mi ni mweupe kama pamba siku hizi.
possunt quia posse videntur
Mastermind
#6 Posted : Friday, June 21, 2013 4:19:43 PM
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Nice way to prove that not all men in Nyanza are gays.
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Coolio
#7 Posted : Friday, June 21, 2013 4:22:48 PM
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Mastermind wrote:
Nice way to prove that not all men in Nyanza are gays.

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Rankaz13
#8 Posted : Friday, June 21, 2013 6:21:08 PM
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masukuma wrote:
while there is a medical condition to that effect... its rare.



Vaginismus?
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ZZE123
#9 Posted : Friday, June 21, 2013 6:36:34 PM
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dunkang wrote:
What fun is there in f..*..*..k..ing someone's wife?

Style up men. Unclaimed P..*..*..s..*..*..s are so many, everywhere.

Well saidApplause Applause Applause Applause
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quicksand
#10 Posted : Friday, June 21, 2013 7:14:16 PM
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dunkang wrote:
What fun is there in f..u..c..k..ing someone's wife?

Style up men. Unclaimed P..u..s..s..i..e..s are so many, everywhere.


I don't condone sleeping with another man's wife but some of them wanajilete tu ...that business of looking for a shoulder to cry on (neglect by the husband), some are just devious, others see a better, richer man than their husbands, some hit a certain age and their loins catch fire ...all in all the bar is really lowered, she is ready to tumble, all it takes is a congruence of circumstances and Sad Sad ! ...
I wouldn't go out of my way to seduce a married woman, but if a fwyn one seduced me I can't say for sure that I would be able to stop myself. I am not a saint.
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