This friend of mine has just made my day:
I've just sat down at Art Cafe looking very serious, the waiter came over and asked for my order, I curtly asked him for 5 'nyeuthi's' (croissants, but he doesn't know that does he?) to go then looked down at my phone... He's walked off. Now I anxiously wait for his next move.
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Waiting... I can see them having consultations
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Chickens! The manager has come and said that the waiter didn't understand my order... I told him that's it's okay, I'm in a hurry.
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".