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ArtCaffe is damn expensive.T
McReggae
#121 Posted : Tuesday, June 18, 2013 2:27:55 PM
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Thos guys have been badly roasted on twirra!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
washiku
#122 Posted : Tuesday, June 18, 2013 2:32:54 PM
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Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
McReggae wrote:
Thos guys have been badly roasted on twirra!!!!


Ati they are racists?
McReggae
#123 Posted : Tuesday, June 18, 2013 2:36:15 PM
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Joined: 6/17/2008
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Location: Nairobi
washiku wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Thos guys have been badly roasted on twirra!!!!


Ati they are racists?


Yeah!!!

Shagzmondos who think that Croissants are sipped are also receiving stick!!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
timuka
#124 Posted : Tuesday, June 18, 2013 2:39:47 PM
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McReggae
#125 Posted : Tuesday, June 18, 2013 2:39:56 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
This friend of mine has just made my day:

I've just sat down at Art Cafe looking very serious, the waiter came over and asked for my order, I curtly asked him for 5 'nyeuthi's' (croissants, but he doesn't know that does he?) to go then looked down at my phone... He's walked off. Now I anxiously wait for his next move.
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Waiting... I can see them having consultations
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Chickens! The manager has come and said that the waiter didn't understand my order... I told him that's it's okay, I'm in a hurry.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
deadpoet
#126 Posted : Tuesday, June 18, 2013 2:46:29 PM
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Joined: 9/27/2006
Posts: 506
Then there's this: "Art cafe waitresses are just mbotches that speak English"
mukiha
#127 Posted : Tuesday, June 18, 2013 3:28:14 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/27/2008
Posts: 4,114
washiku wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Thos guys have been badly roasted on twirra!!!!


Ati they are racists?


Race has nothing to do with it. It's all about tips.... Jungus tip in hundreds while Miros tip in coins. Whom do you expect to get faster service?
Nothing is real unless it can be named; nothing has value unless it can be sold; money is worthless unless you spend it.
washiku
#128 Posted : Tuesday, June 18, 2013 3:54:32 PM
Rank: Chief

Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
McReggae wrote:
This friend of mine has just made my day:

I've just sat down at Art Cafe looking very serious, the waiter came over and asked for my order, I curtly asked him for 5 'nyeuthi's' (croissants, but he doesn't know that does he?) to go then looked down at my phone... He's walked off. Now I anxiously wait for his next move.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Waiting... I can see them having consultations
.
.
.
.
.
.
Chickens! The manager has come and said that the waiter didn't understand my order... I told him that's it's okay, I'm in a hurry.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
digitek1
#129 Posted : Tuesday, June 18, 2013 3:55:22 PM
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Joined: 2/3/2010
Posts: 1,797
Location: Kenya
watu wa munyiris stick where you knowsmile
I may be wrong..but then I could be right
dunkang
#130 Posted : Tuesday, June 18, 2013 4:19:42 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/2/2011
Posts: 4,824
Location: -1.2107, 36.8831
#madness

So this Habida artist went to a cyber cafe with a take away chicken. Alipozubaa, some poor hungry person grabbed the wing and had a bite.
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