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Magigi
#1 Posted : Tuesday, June 11, 2013 4:14:35 PM
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Time to shed off some Kgs...Shida sana kwenda hopitali halafu unaambiwa..."Boss,you need to go all the way to Weighbridge Mulolongo and have your weight taken. The measures we have here can not accommodate your weight...As soon as you are done bring the results so that we can continue with treatment...
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McReggae
#2 Posted : Tuesday, June 11, 2013 4:23:57 PM
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Who are the likely wazua candidates????
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Bigchick
#3 Posted : Tuesday, June 11, 2013 4:37:09 PM
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McReggae wrote:
Who are the likely wazua candidates????



McR.

Who do you have in mind?

Sometimes its good kutukana mtu straight instead of inuendos.

Anyway Am going for the audition.

Wish me luck.
Love is beautiful and so are those who share it.With Love, Marriage is an amazing event in ones life time, the foundation of joy, happiness and success.
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rryyzz
#4 Posted : Tuesday, June 11, 2013 4:39:30 PM
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Bigchick wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Who are the likely wazua candidates????



McR.

Who do you have in mind?

Sometimes its good kutukana mtu straight instead of inuendos.

Anyway Am going for the audition.

Wish me luck.
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.... Leo Buscaglia
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McReggae
#5 Posted : Tuesday, June 11, 2013 4:43:13 PM
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Bigchick wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Who are the likely wazua candidates????



McR.

Who do you have in mind?

Sometimes its good kutukana mtu straight instead of inuendos.

Anyway Am going for the audition.

Wish me luck.


@bigchick, ei yawa: I didn't have you in mind.....will make my mind after the mbuzi, otherwise all the best!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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jguru
#6 Posted : Tuesday, June 11, 2013 5:02:38 PM
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Add @kelele.com to that list.

Weighs 110kgs and wants to try Magilim Pills.

This Magilim Craze!

smile
Set out to correct the world's wrongs and you will most certainly wind up adding to them.
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Impunity
#7 Posted : Tuesday, June 11, 2013 6:06:01 PM
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rryyzz wrote:
Bigchick wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Who are the likely wazua candidates????



McR.

Who do you have in mind?

Sometimes its good kutukana mtu straight instead of inuendos.

Anyway Am going for the audition.

Wish me luck.
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Magigi
#8 Posted : Tuesday, June 11, 2013 6:49:04 PM
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@Bigchick
...Sorry to ask you this...Does it mean you mean you can fail the audition!!! (Just a flat joke)
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Prime
#9 Posted : Tuesday, June 11, 2013 7:46:41 PM
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Magigi wrote:
@Bigchick
...Sorry to ask you this...Does it mean you mean you can fail the audition!!! (Just a flat joke)



smile Guys are spoiling for war...lol
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Sober
#10 Posted : Tuesday, June 11, 2013 7:51:01 PM
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Others wanna lose weight yet some of us wanataka ku-lose. si wanichanggie..
African parents don't know how to say sorry.. the closest you will get to a sorry is a 'have you eaten'
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Mukiri
#11 Posted : Wednesday, June 12, 2013 12:25:11 AM
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Magigi wrote:
@Bigchick
...Sorry to ask you this...Does it mean you mean you can fail the audition!!! (Just a flat joke)

Fat joke?

@Bigchick can't wait to see you hula hooping on TVsmile

Proverbs 19:21
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Mukiri
#12 Posted : Wednesday, June 12, 2013 12:26:59 AM
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Sober wrote:
Others wanna lose weight yet some of us wanataka ku-lose. si wanichanggie..

Import Kombucha.. and share with Wazuans

Proverbs 19:21
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Bigchick
#13 Posted : Wednesday, June 12, 2013 7:22:07 AM
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Magigi wrote:
@Bigchick
...Sorry to ask you this...Does it mean you mean you can fail the audition!!! (Just a flat joke)



You dont have to be sorry @Magigi.

Matusi ya kando kando ndio sipendi.

The reason I could fail is that Lillian and panel would want to take cases that have hope.They need a success story which I may not give them within the limited weeks.

Our combined prayers will make me sail through.

@Mukiri to you read? You are the Prayer Marshall.
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Lolest!
#14 Posted : Wednesday, June 12, 2013 7:45:04 AM
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i have always imagined magigi to be a light skinned fat mukamba...the kind that loves dancing and will travel to wote every weekend...should be first candidate. Lose weight n gain a milli @magish
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Muheani
#15 Posted : Wednesday, June 12, 2013 7:55:40 AM
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Confirmed. Am 23.9 BMI. perfect @ 165.38lbs

Sad i will miss on an attempt at 1 milli
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McReggae
#16 Posted : Wednesday, June 12, 2013 8:55:34 AM
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Lolest! wrote:
i have always imagined magigi to be a light skinned fat mukamba...the kind that loves dancing and will travel to wote every weekend...should be first candidate. Lose weight n gain a milli @magish


.....Nimeona utakuja mbuzi, you will have the opportunity to see man @magish live live!!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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washiku
#17 Posted : Wednesday, June 12, 2013 9:32:54 AM
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Lolest! wrote:
i have always imagined magigi to be a light skinned fat mukamba...the kind that loves dancing and will travel to wote every weekend...should be first candidate. Lose weight n gain a milli @magish


Let us all support Bigchick....once she wins the 1m, we shall spend half of it on a major Super-Mbuzi.
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Magigi
#18 Posted : Wednesday, June 12, 2013 9:54:05 AM
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Bigchick wrote:
Magigi wrote:
@Bigchick
...Sorry to ask you this...Does it mean you mean you can fail the audition!!! (Just a flat joke)

You dont have to be sorry @Magigi.
Matusi ya kando kando ndio sipendi.
The reason I could fail is that Lillian and panel would want to take cases that have hope.They need a success story which I may not give them within the limited weeks.
Our combined prayers will make me sail through.
@Mukiri to you read? You are the Prayer Marshall.

....ahahahaha...Gal, so you can take jokes! You are my girl...We have to meet at the Mbuzi and share concerns...And probably extend to Galileos to shake down and see if we can shed some of that extra fat! We are in the same ship... Slimpossible is for those where Lillian has some hope. I agree...Not those who would go for the exercise hiding mitura in their handbags or carry on bags and pretend in the middle of the exercise that they are going for a call, only to whip out the mitura and take a bite...Let us keep hope alive!!!
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Wendz
#19 Posted : Wednesday, June 12, 2013 9:55:09 AM
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Bigchick wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Who are the likely wazua candidates????



McR.

Who do you have in mind?

Sometimes its good kutukana mtu straight instead of inuendos.

Anyway Am going for the audition.

Wish me luck.


He knows we are many who head to Mlolongo weigh bridge..... Tukutane huko, no?
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Magigi
#20 Posted : Wednesday, June 12, 2013 9:57:14 AM
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Lolest! wrote:
i have always imagined magigi to be a light skinned fat mukamba...the kind that loves dancing and will travel to wote every weekend...should be first candidate. Lose weight n gain a milli @magish

...Your imagination can not be further from the truth...Where did you see me? Who told you about me? The only thing why I may not qualify in the auditions is that I have this craving for nyama choma, mitura, matumbo and other assorted foods that will not be served during the entire period of the exercise. And I do not want to 'endanger my health'
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