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mpobiz
#1 Posted : Thursday, June 06, 2013 6:07:07 PM
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Rescently i was taking a dump.in a public toilet. When the first bomb droped some water from the toilet bowl splashed on my naked ass. Am i at risk of catching any infections and if yes, what kind of diseases or infections can i get from such an act.
Also advice on first aid measures if if happens again
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#2 Posted : Thursday, June 06, 2013 6:44:20 PM
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There shouldn't be a next time. Avoid splashing by placing enough tissue in toilet bowl first
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#3 Posted : Thursday, June 06, 2013 7:07:51 PM
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mpobiz wrote:
Rescently i was taking a dump.in a public toilet. When the first bomb droped some water from the toilet bowl splashed on my naked ass. Am i at risk of catching any infections and if yes, what kind of diseases or infections can i get from such an act.
Also advice on first aid measures if if happens again



We had a long thread here on downloading and it was confirmed that if you eat right, you will download early in the morning within the comfort of your house and so no business of public toilet during the day except for susu if need be.

Anyway in future if it happens weka tissue before the act and also carry wet wies with disinfectant.

Prevention is better than cure so eat right.
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#4 Posted : Thursday, June 06, 2013 7:14:57 PM
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Bigchick wrote:
mpobiz wrote:
Rescently i was taking a dump.in a public toilet. When the first bomb droped some water from the toilet bowl splashed on my naked ass. Am i at risk of catching any infections and if yes, what kind of diseases or infections can i get from such an act.
Also advice on first aid measures if if happens again



We had a long thread here on downloading and it was confirmed that if you eat right, you will download early in the morning within the comfort of your house and so no business of public toilet during the day except for susu if need be.

Anyway in future if it happens weka tissue before the act and also carry wet wies with disinfectant.

Prevention is better than cure so eat right.

real men dont carry wet wipes and sanitizers...thats for sissys...
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Meduza
#5 Posted : Thursday, June 06, 2013 9:48:11 PM
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ALWAYS THROW TISSUE PAPER IN FIRST!!!!
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#6 Posted : Thursday, June 06, 2013 9:59:00 PM
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I want to assume you assumed the position at the left second row...Isn't it? And the download came down at a faiba speed...

Mukiri
#7 Posted : Thursday, June 06, 2013 11:20:49 PM
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Magigi wrote:
I want to assume you assumed the position at the left second row...Isn't it? And the download came down at a faiba speed...


Mis-information! Its recommended that one squats. How many have the squatting devices in their homes/offices?

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mpobiz
#8 Posted : Sunday, June 09, 2013 11:08:28 PM
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Meduza wrote:
ALWAYS THROW TISSUE PAPER IN FIRST!!!!

Cheers for your advise..
I desperatly need to know the kind of diseases or infections one can get from this and if they have a cure
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#9 Posted : Sunday, June 09, 2013 11:16:24 PM
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mpobiz wrote:
Meduza wrote:
ALWAYS THROW TISSUE PAPER IN FIRST!!!!

Cheers for your advise..
I desperatly need to know the kind of diseases or infections one can get from this and if they have a cure
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@maka...

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#10 Posted : Monday, June 10, 2013 12:00:53 AM
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There is a remote chance of you contracting genital herpes from a public toilet!
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Impunity
#11 Posted : Monday, June 10, 2013 12:18:52 AM
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U should stand up immediately the dump is released so that the splashing water wont reach you...seat down,push the second dump and stand again to avoid the dump...endelea hivyo hivyo mpaka umalize kazi.
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#12 Posted : Monday, June 10, 2013 1:36:03 AM
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Impunity wrote:
U should stand up immediately the dump is released so that the splashing water wont reach you...seat down,push the second dump and stand again to avoid the dump...endelea hivyo hivyo mpaka umalize kazi.

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#13 Posted : Monday, June 10, 2013 7:18:25 AM
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ChumsQuest wrote:
Impunity wrote:
U should stand up immediately the dump is released so that the splashing water wont reach you...seat down,push the second dump and stand again to avoid the dump...endelea hivyo hivyo mpaka umalize kazi.

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#14 Posted : Monday, June 10, 2013 8:04:03 AM
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@mpobiz,
The normal approach to preventing disease in this situation is the "Crapper Maneuver," in which you squat on the commode, wearing your antimicrobial protective food coverings, and then, immediately after expelling the stool, you jump as high as you can so that there will be no skin contact with the splashing water. (Check the ceiling height first!) Needless to say, timing this acrobatic maneuver can be challenging, not to mention damaging to the toilet or toilet seat. I recommend that you practice in the safety of your home so that you'll be proficient when you try it in a riskier toilet.

quoted frm http://www.paklinks.com/gs/fashion-and-beauty/249 :757-toilet-splash-and-disease-transmission.html

there is more there

However to answer your question, go here
http://www.webmd.com/bal...-restrooms?pagenumber=2





Muheani
#15 Posted : Monday, June 10, 2013 8:06:28 AM
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#16 Posted : Monday, June 10, 2013 10:47:29 AM
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#17 Posted : Monday, June 10, 2013 12:22:38 PM
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hilarious. There is very little chance that you will contact anything. The body has defensive mechanisms. Right from the skin. so relax. As has been said. Weka layer ya tissue. Works ok
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#18 Posted : Monday, June 10, 2013 1:13:16 PM
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Kumbe wenye tumezoea choo ya 'ndu' tuko wengi!smile

That splashing makes that places one that I dread. Kwanza the day tissue ni kidogoSad

Unclean washrooms will give you UTI even when usng urinals esp when your session takes long. The bacteria travels up the stream into the kajohn and goes on to multiply in your body
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#19 Posted : Monday, June 10, 2013 1:19:43 PM
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Lolest! wrote:
Kumbe wenye tumezoea choo ya 'ndu' tuko wengi!smile

That splashing makes that places one that I dread. Kwanza the day tissue ni kidogoSad

Unclean washrooms will give you UTI even when usng urinals esp when your session takes long. The bacteria travels up the stream into the kajohn and goes on to multiply in your body

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#20 Posted : Monday, June 10, 2013 1:26:30 PM
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timuka wrote:
ChumsQuest wrote:
Impunity wrote:
U should stand up immediately the dump is released so that the splashing water wont reach you...seat down,push the second dump and stand again to avoid the dump...endelea hivyo hivyo mpaka umalize kazi.

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