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jaggernaut
#1 Posted : Thursday, June 06, 2013 1:24:09 PM
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These cases have increased of late. Here are 2 recent cases. Beware when you nyemelea someone's wife. Juju is working wonders nowadays.

The Standard: Narok lovers stuck after nightlong romp

http://youtu.be/KVfkj26yebA
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Magigi
#2 Posted : Thursday, June 06, 2013 1:29:21 PM
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People should contact a thorough security check around the airport before they enter the VIP lounge!
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MADE
#3 Posted : Thursday, June 06, 2013 1:41:56 PM
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Magigi wrote:
People should contact a thorough security check around the airport before they enter the VIP lounge!

But The airport owner will always devise a strategy either magical or physical (Tuju style). ''Siku ya kufa kwa nyani, miti yote huteleza''
Age is transforming me into an Elder;becoz Admin hasn't made me one.
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Impunity
#4 Posted : Thursday, June 06, 2013 1:46:40 PM
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Magigi wrote:
People should contact a thorough security check around the airport before they enter the VIP lounge!


Or make sure you leave your phone contact to your next of kin and advise him/her to call you every two hours to check on you.
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nostoppingthis
#5 Posted : Thursday, June 06, 2013 1:54:13 PM
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Magigi wrote:
People should contact a thorough security check around the airport before they enter the VIP lounge!


Keep off from an airport that belongs to another man, whether given landing rights by airport controller or not....give the guy his heshima!!! Hata ku-swipe...WACHA!
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dunkang
#6 Posted : Thursday, June 06, 2013 2:02:54 PM
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Never rest on a vip lounge if i r not the sitting PM.

If you must rest after a long flight, take a taxi (Koinange) or build your own lounge!

Kuiba ya wengine sio ungwana! Na wanao peana sofa set, chai and peanuts ya wenyewe, mnakosea sana!
Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.” ― Rashi

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Meduza
#7 Posted : Thursday, June 06, 2013 2:03:12 PM
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Magigi wrote:
People should contact a thorough security check around the airport before they enter the VIP lounge!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly smile smile Sickquot; Sickquot;

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Magigi
#8 Posted : Thursday, June 06, 2013 2:08:20 PM
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@Impunity...Or better still enter the VIP lounge in phases...phase 1...unaingiza kichwa na kutoa ...Ukiona hakuna polisi anakuangalia...unaenda phase 2 ... kichwa na mwili ndani halafu unachomoka...You do this 5 times...If the policemen dont ask you to leave...Unaingia phase ya mwisho...unaingia VIP lounge kabisa!!!
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nostoppingthis
#9 Posted : Thursday, June 06, 2013 2:30:51 PM
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Magigi wrote:
@Impunity...Or better still enter the VIP lounge in phases...phase 1...unaingiza kichwa na kutoa ...Ukiona hakuna polisi anakuangalia...unaenda phase 2 ... kichwa na mwili ndani halafu unachomoka...You do this 5 times...If the policemen dont ask you to leave...Unaingia phase ya mwisho...unaingia VIP lounge kabisa!!!


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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Tebes
#10 Posted : Thursday, June 06, 2013 2:37:32 PM
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At what point exactly does one get "Stuck"???

Lock inatoka wapi??
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