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essyk
#81 Posted : Tuesday, June 04, 2013 3:15:11 PM
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nostoppingthis wrote:
Wendz wrote:
jguru wrote:
essyk wrote:
Quote:
[quote=MukiriMasturbation is evil as is other forms of self-gratification. Toys should be used on each other. For its more blessed to give(pleasure) than to receive


Haiya! Who keeps stealing the pastor's ID?

No no no.I cannot allow toys,like seriously? It's even worse if it's your hubby.I cannot even fathom.
What can a toy do which a man is unable to do?
Isn't that masturbation in marriage.
If he can't excite me tulale.

Slimshadie I fully understand the mathogothanio you are talking about.
Ukijaribu kurudi after a looong period of abstinence utawika neighbours waamke and you wouldn't feel like going back their again.
let me help you,this guy left me gazing at the cealing cz the pain disturbed him psychologically-eti it stuck in his subconscious and he couldn't dare proceed with the act sijui blablablabla.Alinibore.Nkt.
That is why I went to Nyumba ya wazee to look after tucucus/gukas.
Am not discussing this again.
Omba serikali.Pray Laughing out loudly
Good luck.



What's wrong with a toy to induce sexual pleasure? Most women will never experience orgasms with penetrative landing alone.And the fake thing with throbbing veins you've described below is supposed to be doing what? cause orgasm by staring at it? Most women die without having ever experienced a strong orgasm. Toys are warm these days. Some resemble the real thing. Complete with throbbing veins and you can get the size that you want.

If you are landing after a long period of time, do it gently. Lubrication is an issue. Use KY. Both of you are tense. Set the mood right. Dinner, wine, music. Else, there will be friction all over the airport. And at the first sign of pain, or blood, the dude will probably freak out and get turned off. Mathogothanio proper.

On a lighter note, @Essie, you are a screamer? smile




Atiriri, I don't get it.... Please educate me you young generation.... what's the use of "something that resembles the real thing" when you have THE REAL THING? And the husband is supposed to be a participant in this whole thing??? Which man agrees to use some fake thing which the wife supposedly like better than the real thing and still feels proud like a real man? Like, seriously???? No wonder people are running for everything fake ignoring the original stuff.... Bropox, MZEs, Fiedlers, Qony, Nokla.......... and Audreys! Damn Chinese! NKT!


Laughing out loudly operating the TOY with chinese batteries...zinaweza isha katikati...


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Only watchies can do this, cz they have extra batteries za tiger in stock all the time.
Na KPLC vile hukatizia Kenyans all the time,then what? Munabaki kwa mataaa!
If I find a man using it on his wife haki heshima inaisha.



"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
hindi ni riu
#82 Posted : Tuesday, June 04, 2013 3:18:11 PM
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Hahaa...I highly suspect that some Wazuan's wives and husbands know their names here on Wazua and so they act all righteous and innocent. Someone tell me how practical it is for a man to stay for 12 months (let alone 20) without landing... n more so someone who is married and "was" used to landing often. Probability=0, thats what my FX82Ms shows me. Zero.Feel free to calculate it with a server. Result=Same=0

“Once the last tree is cut and the last river poisoned,you will find you cannot eat your money" Traditional saying.
Tebes
#83 Posted : Tuesday, June 04, 2013 3:18:27 PM
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mlefu wrote:
A very long thread glorifying sex....advocating MWK...I hate this day


NKT! What with women who cant keep their marriage vows, or their legs together, men of the cloth glorifying sex toys, others advocating using the toys on "each other". God forbid. Pray
"Never regret, if its good, its wonderful. If its bad, its experience."
Prime
#84 Posted : Tuesday, June 04, 2013 3:46:09 PM
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slimshadie wrote:
@ prime
the experience was 'mathogothanio' as essyk says and i agree the doc was out of line for telling me that. I have never gone back. He actually gave me medication that did not work at all. I have been married for ten years and sex life was good, very good indeed.
I will read more on honeymoon vaginitis i believe its also referred to as 'holiday cystitis'



Slimshadie, the moment a man thinks too much about something, it almost always eats his head up. Chances of him performing well are considerably reduced.He gets tensed up, imagining how you will take it if he doesn't live up to expectation. and if he does not perform well the first time then it tends to be downhill from there. Sex is all in the mind. when a man performs well on round one then chances are high he will perform better in round two and vice versa. the heck, even his organ seems bigger and more robust. The confidence checks in...
Anyway, take it back to the courting days, it did not just happen on the same day you met. there was some kind of progression. The kiss, tender words, treating each other well. all lead to that feeling of wanting to share each other. I would wish to assume that he is almost finishing whatever it is that took him out. Let it be gradual. Very few men perform to perfection consistently. Give him time. he will get his rhythm back. No pressure whatsoever. And pray he is not a member of wazua.

@wazua family
Does it make sense for a married couple to separate for long durations? months, years? Is the monetary gain worth compared to the effect on the marriage?
dossy7
#85 Posted : Tuesday, June 04, 2013 3:46:10 PM
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Tebes wrote:
mlefu wrote:
A very long thread glorifying sex....advocating MWK...I hate this day


NKT! What with women who cant keep their marriage vows, or their legs together, men of the cloth glorifying sex toys, others advocating using the toys on "each other". God forbid. Pray

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SO how does this work???
Kenya ni yetu sisi sote
King G
#86 Posted : Tuesday, June 04, 2013 4:13:50 PM
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dossy7 wrote:
Tebes wrote:
mlefu wrote:
A very long thread glorifying sex....advocating MWK...I hate this day


NKT! What with women who cant keep their marriage vows, or their legs together, men of the cloth glorifying sex toys, others advocating using the toys on "each other". God forbid. Pray

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SO how does this work???


ever heard of stap-ons?
Thieves
Prime
#87 Posted : Tuesday, June 04, 2013 4:17:02 PM
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Bigchick wrote:

@Slims,
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My advise to you and other mamas:Someone is gone for 6 months plus, hakuna kugoja .Tafuta Mtu.Be happy gals.Life is short, life is once.We should not have long periods of saddness.But keep it your top most secret.The problem most of the time is other people getting to know coz that will embarass him.

And remember landing is not just an activity its hedlthy too.

Mimi hata 2 months siwesmake.


Landing is only healthy in the context of a strictly monogamous relationship. all it takes is once for your whole world to turn upside down. You may take all the necessary precautions before you start... but will you always be checking monthly? what of the window period in HIV infections? Condoms bursting in the heat of the moment? Syphilis, gonorrhea, HPV. Yes. true. Life can be short. Very short. and landing can be horribly detrimental to your health.
danny6
#88 Posted : Tuesday, June 04, 2013 4:19:44 PM
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a twenty month wait??//? not unless you want to receive sour milk!!
rryyzz
#89 Posted : Tuesday, June 04, 2013 4:24:01 PM
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danny6 wrote:
a twenty month wait??//? not unless you want to receive sour milk!!

And what's wrong with that ???Sour milk can equally be very delicious, especially when accompanied with some ukali.Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.... Leo Buscaglia
Prime
#90 Posted: : Tuesday, June 04, 2013 4:25:09 PM
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Mukiri wrote:


In addition, I wouldn't encourage the use of KY. There are other unprocessed lubricants out there. eg Grape seed oil, rapeseed oil etc. Don't put cancerous things in your privates. Check the material of the toy you use



Pray Pray Pray Mukiri are you serious? KY causes cervical cancer?
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