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Intelligentsia
#11 Posted : Monday, June 03, 2013 5:41:28 PM
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washiku wrote:
Anybody in the house with a logical scientific explanation of how this could cause cancer?


HPV tugunyos.
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Mukiri
#12 Posted : Monday, June 03, 2013 6:16:19 PM
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Intelligentsia wrote:
washiku wrote:
Anybody in the house with a logical scientific explanation of how this could cause cancer?


HPV tugunyos.

The channel is rife with bacteria as is with the mouth in ALL airports.

So previously one needed ngongols to look at Catherine Zeta-Jones ninio? And now it will never see that type of action?

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#13 Posted : Monday, June 03, 2013 8:16:00 PM
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washiku wrote:
Did you know that?

Michael Douglas' throat cancer caused by oral sex, not smoking or drinking



I am devastated. Now, How? Doctors in the Hauz? SERIKALI......
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jguru
#14 Posted : Monday, June 03, 2013 10:40:41 PM
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Intelligentsia wrote:
washiku wrote:
Anybody in the house with a logical scientific explanation of how this could cause cancer?


HPV tugunyos.


What Michael Douglas has in Oropharyngeal Cancer. Stage IV. The main risk factors are smoking, alcohol and HPV (the same virus that causes Cervical cancer).

Michael must have had oral sex with multiple female partners some who were infected with HPV. Plus he is a heavy drinker and smoker.

HPV being a cause of oralpharyngeal cancer makes sense because the mucosal lining of the airport is the same as the mouth. Same reason why herpes simplex virus Type 2 infects both the mouth and the airport. Ladies, stop sharing lipstick and those vaseline za kufanya lips to shine. That's how herpes and maybe HPV spreads among ladies.

Again, watu waache kutuma salamu sana. smile
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Impunity
#15 Posted : Tuesday, June 04, 2013 9:54:45 AM
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jguru wrote:
Intelligentsia wrote:
washiku wrote:
Anybody in the house with a logical scientific explanation of how this could cause cancer?


HPV tugunyos.


What Michael Douglas has in Oropharyngeal Cancer. Stage IV. The main risk factors are smoking, alcohol and HPV (the same virus that causes Cervical cancer).

Michael must have had oral sex with multiple female partners some who were infected with HPV. Plus he is a heavy drinker and smoker.

HPV being a cause of oralpharyngeal cancer makes sense because the mucosal lining of the airport is the same as the mouth. Same reason why herpes simplex virus Type 2 infects both the mouth and the airport. Ladies, stop sharing lipstick and those vaseline za kufanya lips to shine. That's how herpes and maybe HPV spreads among ladies.

Again, watu waache kutuma salamu sana. smile


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washiku
#16 Posted : Tuesday, June 04, 2013 9:59:59 AM
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jguru wrote:
Intelligentsia wrote:
washiku wrote:
Anybody in the house with a logical scientific explanation of how this could cause cancer?


HPV tugunyos.


What Michael Douglas has in Oropharyngeal Cancer. Stage IV. The main risk factors are smoking, alcohol and HPV (the same virus that causes Cervical cancer).

Michael must have had oral sex with multiple female partners some who were infected with HPV. Plus he is a heavy drinker and smoker.

HPV being a cause of oralpharyngeal cancer makes sense because the mucosal lining of the airport is the same as the mouth. Same reason why herpes simplex virus Type 2 infects both the mouth and the airport. Ladies, stop sharing lipstick and those vaseline za kufanya lips to shine. That's how herpes and maybe HPV spreads among ladies.

Again, watu waache kutuma salamu sana. smile


Kutuma salamu pia huleta maneno?
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jaggernaut
#17 Posted : Tuesday, June 04, 2013 10:01:54 AM
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Michael Douglas now says he was misquoted. His cancer not caused by kulamba sehemu nyeti. BBC RINK.
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chepkel
#18 Posted : Tuesday, June 04, 2013 11:01:35 AM
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Can ladies get mouth cancer too as a result of similar practices??? i am getting worried
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Mukiri
#19 Posted : Tuesday, June 04, 2013 11:09:57 AM
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chepkel wrote:
Can ladies get mouth cancer too as a result of similar practices??? i am getting worried

Someone has been busysmile

I highly doubt it unless there are open sores or he's just from landing(you). It's all out there.

Proverbs 19:21
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Njung'e
#20 Posted : Tuesday, June 04, 2013 11:11:42 AM
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chepkel wrote:
Can ladies get mouth cancer too as a result of similar practices??? i am getting worried


Eish.....si Doc Guru amesema this HPV tugunyos are only found in, on or about airports?Pray Pray ....again,even without thinking hard,have you ever heard a man who got cervical cancer?Pray Anxious
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