A story was told of a man in a country where eating porcupine meat was illegal. One day he was seen hunting for porcupine. A passerby asked him 'Why are you hunting for porcupine? Don't you know eating it is illegal?' 'Yes, I do. I know what the law says. It is EATING porcupine that is illegal. Not hunting it'
Later he was seen carrying a porcupine. People in surprise asked him 'Why are you carrying a porcupine. Don't you know eating a porcupine is illegal?' And as you can guess, his reply was 'Yes, I do. I know what the law says. It is EATING porcupine that is illegal. Not CARRYING it'
Much to his neighbors amazement he was seen skinning a porcupine. His neighbour worried 'Why are you skinning a porcupine? Don't you know eating it is illegal?' Like clockwork, his reply was 'Yes, I do. I know what the law says. It is EATING porcupine that is illegal. Not SKINNING it'
The whiff of porcupine pervaded the area when he began roasting it. People now shocked asked him 'Why are you roasting a porcupine. Don't you know eating a porcupine is illegal?' The 'safe' man's answer.. 'Yes, I do. I know what the law says. It is EATING porcupine that is illegal. Not ROASTING it'
Within no time he was tasting it! 'What are you doing! Don't you know eating a porcupine is illegal?' 'Yes, I do. I know what the law says. It is EATING porcupine that is illegal. Not TASTING it'
Unfortunately he ended up tasting the whole porcupine.
Where is your porcupine? Is it safely in the bush.. or are you just texting it? Maybe just having lunch or drinks with it. Afterall that isn't illegal, is it? Maybe you are at the point where you've bought it's panty and put it on your head! Or maybe its only the fingers doing the walking... maybe only the head is in...
Where are you with your porcupine?