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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/23/2008 Posts: 3,966
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Bree wrote:washiku wrote:This morning I turned on my tab. It was running low on power and there on the screen was a message displayed: Quote:Connect to a 'plug' 'socket' to charge device and close unused applications in Task Manager. Continued usage while charging may prevent efficient charging That message, as innocent as the manufacturer was when coding it, pushed my mind very far from a Wazuan perspective. I even started replacing charging with landing as I re-read it again and again. It started occurring to me slowly how Wazua has shaped the way I inteprate some words eg PORK, MPIG, 380M etc... Has Wazua shaped some of your thinking? Examples? Straight to the gutter I tell you! But I try keep sober as my work involves dealing with pilots who land aircrafts on runways daily. You don't say!  Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,908
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and of course when you hear in real life stories of 'a friend of mine', 'my friend', 'my cousin' e.t.c. you look suspiciously at the story teller, could be him/her but you don't say. In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 6/8/2010 Posts: 1,729
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The worst of all is when you know in your office you have like 4 Wazuans but you dont know the name they use in posts so you just assume they are the 'USER' and life continues, the only thing i would fear most is if my spouse knows my username in wazua coz nothing would convince her that am not the devil she has always dreamt of Life is an endless adventure
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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freiks wrote:The worst of all is when you know in your office you have like 4 Wazuans but you dont know the name they use in posts so you just assume they are the 'USER' and life continues, the only thing i would fear most is if my spouse knows my username in wazua coz nothing would convince her that am not the devil she has always dreamt of Why do guys do things online that otherwise they don't want people who know them to associate them with.....SMH, no wonder some peeps can never be seen near a mbuzi!!!! ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/23/2008 Posts: 3,966
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McReggae wrote:freiks wrote:The worst of all is when you know in your office you have like 4 Wazuans but you dont know the name they use in posts so you just assume they are the 'USER' and life continues, the only thing i would fear most is if my spouse knows my username in wazua coz nothing would convince her that am not the devil she has always dreamt of Why do guys do things online that otherwise they don't want people who know them to associate them with.....SMH, no wonder some peeps can never be seen near a mbuzi!!!! Word! Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 1/9/2009 Posts: 1,262
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Jus Blazin wrote:Bree wrote:washiku wrote:This morning I turned on my tab. It was running low on power and there on the screen was a message displayed: Quote:Connect to a 'plug' 'socket' to charge device and close unused applications in Task Manager. Continued usage while charging may prevent efficient charging That message, as innocent as the manufacturer was when coding it, pushed my mind very far from a Wazuan perspective. I even started replacing charging with landing as I re-read it again and again. It started occurring to me slowly how Wazua has shaped the way I inteprate some words eg PORK, MPIG, 380M etc... Has Wazua shaped some of your thinking? Examples? Straight to the gutter I tell you! But I try keep sober as my work involves dealing with pilots who land aircrafts on runways daily. You don't say! @Bree In Wazualand it means your 'offices' are located somewhere along Kstreet
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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xyzee wrote:Jus Blazin wrote:Bree wrote:washiku wrote:This morning I turned on my tab. It was running low on power and there on the screen was a message displayed: Quote:Connect to a 'plug' 'socket' to charge device and close unused applications in Task Manager. Continued usage while charging may prevent efficient charging That message, as innocent as the manufacturer was when coding it, pushed my mind very far from a Wazuan perspective. I even started replacing charging with landing as I re-read it again and again. It started occurring to me slowly how Wazua has shaped the way I inteprate some words eg PORK, MPIG, 380M etc... Has Wazua shaped some of your thinking? Examples? Straight to the gutter I tell you! But I try keep sober as my work involves dealing with pilots who land aircrafts on runways daily. You don't say! @Bree In Wazualand it means your 'offices' are located somewhere along Kstreet There are modern ones that go with names like socialites etc!!!! ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Member Joined: 4/28/2011 Posts: 213
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/9/2009 Posts: 6,592 Location: Nairobi
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washiku wrote:This morning I turned on my tab. It was running low on power and there on the screen was a message displayed:
Gosh. I need to get my mind off the gutter. I thought you were turning in a your bathtub....
BBI will solve it :)
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/31/2008 Posts: 7,081 Location: Kenya
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2012 wrote:washiku wrote:This morning I turned on my tab. It was running low on power and there on the screen was a message displayed:
Gosh. I need to get my mind off the gutter. I thought you were turning in a your bathtub.... ...Most of the times the tub is usually on and no need to turn it on. If you find yourself trying hard to turn it on, it must be rusted and need thorough cleaning!
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Magigi wrote:2012 wrote:washiku wrote:This morning I turned on my tab. It was running low on power and there on the screen was a message displayed:
Gosh. I need to get my mind off the gutter. I thought you were turning in a your bathtub.... ...Most of the times the tub is usually on and no need to turn it on. If you find yourself trying hard to turn it on, it must be rusted and need thorough cleaning! It would need to be blown away by the wind because it would mean there is no water where its situated leading to rusting and thus it has no more use...it would probably be advertised in Wazua and Guka would have to follow the direction of the wind to look for where it landed after being blown...
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,908
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nowadays whenever i see a man carrying some yellow paper i always think that is @impunity with is yellow fever immunization certificate. In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/1/2011 Posts: 8,804 Location: Nairobi
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Wazua is a mirror; posts are reflections.
Every reflection is the I.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/22/2009 Posts: 2,449 Location: Africa
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Yesterday I heard my 3 year daughter yell, 'Daddy you have a small head!' I don't know what prompted her to say that but I quickly had to take my mind off the gutter
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/11/2012 Posts: 5,222
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Shak wrote:Yesterday I heard my 3 year daughter yell, 'Daddy you have a small head!' I don't know what prompted her to say that but I quickly had to take my mind off the gutter You were in the right place. They are directly proportional 
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Mukiri wrote:Shak wrote:Yesterday I heard my 3 year daughter yell, 'Daddy you have a small head!' I don't know what prompted her to say that but I quickly had to take my mind off the gutter You were in the right place. They are directly proportional This, esp coming from our pastor, is just hilarious.
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Rank: Member Joined: 2/27/2011 Posts: 518
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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Mukiri wrote:Shak wrote:Yesterday I heard my 3 year daughter yell, 'Daddy you have a small head!' I don't know what prompted her to say that but I quickly had to take my mind off the gutter You were in the right place. They are directly proportional Now I know why I am an "endangered species" in the office!  Portfolio: Sold
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