wazua Fri, Apr 10, 2026
Welcome Guest Search | Active Topics | Log In

6 Pages<12345>»
Does WAZUA shape the way you think?
Options
Previous Topic · Next Topic
Jus Blazin
#21 Posted : Thursday, May 30, 2013 12:01:35 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/23/2008
Posts: 3,966
Bree wrote:
washiku wrote:
This morning I turned on my tab. It was running low on power and there on the screen was a message displayed:

Quote:
Connect to a 'plug' 'socket' to charge device and close unused applications in Task Manager. Continued usage while charging may prevent efficient charging


That message, as innocent as the manufacturer was when coding it, pushed my mind very far from a Wazuan perspective. I even started replacing charging with landing as I re-read it again and again. It started occurring to me slowly how Wazua has shaped the way I inteprate some words eg PORK, MPIG, 380M etc...

Has Wazua shaped some of your thinking? Examples?


Straight to the gutter I tell you! But I try keep sober as my work involves dealing with pilots who land aircrafts on runways daily.

You don't say! Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Back to top
  |
Angelica _ann
#22 Posted : Thursday, May 30, 2013 1:05:54 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 12/7/2012
Posts: 11,936
and of course when you hear in real life stories of 'a friend of mine', 'my friend', 'my cousin' e.t.c. you look suspiciously at the story teller, could be him/her but you don't say.

In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
Back to top
  |
freiks
#23 Posted : Thursday, May 30, 2013 2:15:31 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 6/8/2010
Posts: 1,734
The worst of all is when you know in your office you have like 4 Wazuans but you dont know the name they use in posts so you just assume they are the 'USER' and life continues, the only thing i would fear most is if my spouse knows my username in wazua coz nothing would convince her that am not the devil she has always dreamt of
Life is an endless adventure
Back to top
  |
McReggae
#24 Posted : Thursday, May 30, 2013 2:26:58 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
freiks wrote:
The worst of all is when you know in your office you have like 4 Wazuans but you dont know the name they use in posts so you just assume they are the 'USER' and life continues, the only thing i would fear most is if my spouse knows my username in wazua coz nothing would convince her that am not the devil she has always dreamt of


Why do guys do things online that otherwise they don't want people who know them to associate them with.....SMH, no wonder some peeps can never be seen near a mbuzi!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Back to top
  |
Jus Blazin
#25 Posted : Thursday, May 30, 2013 2:31:47 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/23/2008
Posts: 3,966
McReggae wrote:
freiks wrote:
The worst of all is when you know in your office you have like 4 Wazuans but you dont know the name they use in posts so you just assume they are the 'USER' and life continues, the only thing i would fear most is if my spouse knows my username in wazua coz nothing would convince her that am not the devil she has always dreamt of


Why do guys do things online that otherwise they don't want people who know them to associate them with.....SMH, no wonder some peeps can never be seen near a mbuzi!!!!

Word!
Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Back to top
  |
xyzee
#26 Posted : Thursday, May 30, 2013 3:16:50 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 1/9/2009
Posts: 1,262
Jus Blazin wrote:
Bree wrote:
washiku wrote:
This morning I turned on my tab. It was running low on power and there on the screen was a message displayed:

Quote:
Connect to a 'plug' 'socket' to charge device and close unused applications in Task Manager. Continued usage while charging may prevent efficient charging


That message, as innocent as the manufacturer was when coding it, pushed my mind very far from a Wazuan perspective. I even started replacing charging with landing as I re-read it again and again. It started occurring to me slowly how Wazua has shaped the way I inteprate some words eg PORK, MPIG, 380M etc...

Has Wazua shaped some of your thinking? Examples?


Straight to the gutter I tell you! But I try keep sober as my work involves dealing with pilots who land aircrafts on runways daily.

You don't say! Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


@Bree

In Wazualand it means your 'offices' are located somewhere along KstreetLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Back to top
  |
McReggae
#27 Posted : Thursday, May 30, 2013 3:18:58 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
xyzee wrote:
Jus Blazin wrote:
Bree wrote:
washiku wrote:
This morning I turned on my tab. It was running low on power and there on the screen was a message displayed:

Quote:
Connect to a 'plug' 'socket' to charge device and close unused applications in Task Manager. Continued usage while charging may prevent efficient charging


That message, as innocent as the manufacturer was when coding it, pushed my mind very far from a Wazuan perspective. I even started replacing charging with landing as I re-read it again and again. It started occurring to me slowly how Wazua has shaped the way I inteprate some words eg PORK, MPIG, 380M etc...

Has Wazua shaped some of your thinking? Examples?


Straight to the gutter I tell you! But I try keep sober as my work involves dealing with pilots who land aircrafts on runways daily.

You don't say! Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


@Bree

In Wazualand it means your 'offices' are located somewhere along KstreetLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


There are modern ones that go with names like socialites etc!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Back to top
  |
specky
#28 Posted : Thursday, May 30, 2013 4:23:02 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 4/28/2011
Posts: 213
[quote=Jus Blazin][quote=Bree][quote=washiku]
Quote:


You don't say! Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


@JB Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Back to top
  |
2012
#29 Posted : Thursday, May 30, 2013 4:54:32 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 12/9/2009
Posts: 6,592
Location: Nairobi
washiku wrote:
This morning I turned on my tab. It was running low on power and there on the screen was a message displayed:


Gosh. I need to get my mind off the gutter. I thought you were turning in a your bathtub....

BBI will solve it :)
Back to top
  |
Magigi
#30 Posted : Thursday, May 30, 2013 5:02:41 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/31/2008
Posts: 7,081
Location: Kenya
2012 wrote:
washiku wrote:
This morning I turned on my tab. It was running low on power and there on the screen was a message displayed:


Gosh. I need to get my mind off the gutter. I thought you were turning in a your bathtub....

...Most of the times the tub is usually on and no need to turn it on. If you find yourself trying hard to turn it on, it must be rusted and need thorough cleaning!
Back to top
  |
6 Pages<12345>»
Forum Jump  
You cannot post new topics in this forum.
You cannot reply to topics in this forum.
You cannot delete your posts in this forum.
You cannot edit your posts in this forum.
You cannot create polls in this forum.
You cannot vote in polls in this forum.

Wazua Club SK Theme
Powered by YAF | YAF © 2003-2009, Yet Another Forum.NET
Copyright © 2026 Wazua.co.ke. All Rights Reserved.