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washiku		#61 Posted : Thursday, May 23, 2013 5:26:10 PM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		SMH... Quote: It aint a big fuss wen Obama doesn't come 2 Kenya..,we all know our Luo friends go home when there is a funeral....!!! A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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Magigi		#62 Posted : Thursday, May 23, 2013 5:35:01 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/31/2008 Posts: 7,081 Location: Kenya		wilyum wrote: bkismat wrote: Dear Bob Collymore, Safaricom Tetemesha are giving 500M. We are only 42M. It will be best if you give 1M to every citizen and you remain with the 458 M. Safaricom will then b the companyof the century in the world and of course we shall continue to being faithful to the network like we always do. Warm Regards hesabu ya ngumbaruuuuu Ni 844 bwana...Ksh 11.9
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bkismat		#63 Posted : Thursday, May 23, 2013 5:46:00 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 10/23/2009 Posts: 2,375		Magigi wrote: wilyum wrote: bkismat wrote: Dear Bob Collymore, Safaricom Tetemesha are giving 500M. We are only 42M. It will be best if you give 1M to every citizen and you remain with the 458 M. Safaricom will then b the companyof the century in the world and of course we shall continue to being faithful to the network like we always do. Warm Regards hesabu ya ngumbaruuuuu Ni 844 bwana...Ksh 11.9 I have accepted that my arithmetic is sub par and moved on It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt... -Mark Twain
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Magigi		#64 Posted : Thursday, May 23, 2013 5:52:50 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/31/2008 Posts: 7,081 Location: Kenya		bkismat wrote: Magigi wrote: wilyum wrote: bkismat wrote: Dear Bob Collymore, Safaricom Tetemesha are giving 500M. We are only 42M. It will be best if you give 1M to every citizen and you remain with the 458 M. Safaricom will then b the companyof the century in the world and of course we shall continue to being faithful to the network like we always do. Warm Regards hesabu ya ngumbaruuuuu Ni 844 bwana...Ksh 11.9 I have accepted that my arithmetic is sub par and moved on ...Sawa mzee... That is the motto. I also just corrected and moved on...
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Ceinz		#65 Posted : Thursday, May 23, 2013 7:32:25 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 5/7/2009 Posts: 1,032 Location: Sea of Transquility		QD wrote: State five ways you would use a pen with no ink! tumeshindwa, give us the uses. “small step for man”
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Ceinz		#66 Posted : Thursday, May 23, 2013 7:54:40 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 5/7/2009 Posts: 1,032 Location: Sea of Transquility		A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding. Officer: May I see your license? Lady: What does it look like? Officer:Its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it. The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer. The officer opens it up and says 'if you had told me you are a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over' “small step for man”
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Ceinz		#67 Posted : Thursday, May 23, 2013 7:58:52 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 5/7/2009 Posts: 1,032 Location: Sea of Transquility		If you don't like me remember it's mind over matter;I don't mind and you don't matter. “small step for man”
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Ceinz		#68 Posted : Thursday, May 23, 2013 8:05:23 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 5/7/2009 Posts: 1,032 Location: Sea of Transquility		Did you know that 98%of the people who say 'lol' are not laughing and just say it because they have nothing else to say. “small step for man”
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Ceinz		#69 Posted : Thursday, May 23, 2013 8:17:22 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 5/7/2009 Posts: 1,032 Location: Sea of Transquility		Read this... thepenisinhermouth Did you read "the pen is in her mouth?..." No... You have a dirty mind... “small step for man”
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aemathenge		#70 Posted : Thursday, May 23, 2013 9:10:04 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 10/18/2008 Posts: 3,434 Location: Kerugoya		Ceinz wrote: Read this... thepenisinhermouth Did you read "the pen is in her mouth?..." No... You have a dirty mind... Indeed I have a dirty mind. Incidentally, do you have it? A dirty mind that is? https://mahegoat.wordpress.com
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