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McReggae
#51 Posted : Tuesday, May 21, 2013 3:59:30 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
wilyum wrote:
bkismat wrote:
Dear Bob Collymore,
Safaricom Tetemesha are giving 500M. We are only 42M. It will be best if you give 1M to every citizen and you remain with the 458 M. Safaricom will then b the companyof the century in the world and of
course we shall continue to being
faithful to the network like we
always do.
Warm Regards


hesabu ya ngumbaruuuuu
Liar Liar Liar Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you


Jamaa anaona 1/= 1M/=!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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KulaRaha
#52 Posted : Tuesday, May 21, 2013 4:05:42 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/26/2007
Posts: 6,514
bkismat wrote:
Dear Bob Collymore,
Safaricom Tetemesha are giving 500M. We are only 42M. It will be best if you give 1M to every citizen and you remain with the 458 M. Safaricom will then b the companyof the century in the world and of
course we shall continue to being
faithful to the network like we
always do.
Warm Regards


Remind me to never give you any accounting work...

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Business opportunities are like buses,there's always another one coming
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Impunity
#53 Posted : Tuesday, May 21, 2013 4:26:00 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,334
Location: Masada
bkismat wrote:
Dear Bob Collymore,
Safaricom Tetemesha are giving 500M. We are only 42M. It will be best if you give 1M to every citizen and you remain with the 458 M. Safaricom will then b the companyof the century in the world and of
course we shall continue to being
faithful to the network like we
always do.
Warm Regards


IS @bkismat the older bro to sister @essyk?
d'oh! d'oh!
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Angelica _ann
#54 Posted : Tuesday, May 21, 2013 5:13:56 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 12/7/2012
Posts: 11,939
Impunity wrote:
bkismat wrote:
Dear Bob Collymore,
Safaricom Tetemesha are giving 500M. We are only 42M. It will be best if you give 1M to every citizen and you remain with the 458 M. Safaricom will then b the companyof the century in the world and of
course we shall continue to being
faithful to the network like we
always do.
Warm Regards


IS @bkismat the older bro to sister @essyk?
d'oh! d'oh!


Kenyans and mathematics is pathetic. no wonder that BODMAS issue remains unresolved! Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Ceinz
#55 Posted : Wednesday, May 22, 2013 9:56:55 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 5/7/2009
Posts: 1,032
Location: Sea of Transquility
KENYAN ANIMALS CHATTING
DOG : sasa pussy
CAT : poa sana doggy
DOG : habari ya madayz
CAT : waah ata usitaje, huskii niliingia ndani
ya
mtungi juzi?
DOG:LOl! sasa wewe niwapi huko
ulingia? Wacha
hata mi nisiseme
CAT: pwahahaaa ...wee nawe ni mnoma aki,
... unaezaje
chukua glfrnd wa wenyewe.
DOG : ckupenda aki pussy, wao ndo walijipa.
CAT : hahahaa iyo kweli ni kama ndrama, ni
kama vindio (miaooo) ..c uniunganishie
mmoja.
DOG : wee sema tu ivo na nko wanted na
sirikali
NGURUWE:hehe, sisi ata tushaingia
parliament
wazito, raha nayo, ata kuna face painting
“small step for man”
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washiku
#56 Posted : Thursday, May 23, 2013 1:17:44 PM
Rank: Chief

Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Alice on Facebook thinks getting dumped is the most painful thing ever. You've never had your penis caught on your zipper before, so shut up, Alice!
gud day
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Wendz
#57 Posted : Thursday, May 23, 2013 1:30:38 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/19/2008
Posts: 4,268
Angelica _ann wrote:
Impunity wrote:
bkismat wrote:
Dear Bob Collymore,
Safaricom Tetemesha are giving 500M. We are only 42M. It will be best if you give 1M to every citizen and you remain with the 458 M. Safaricom will then b the companyof the century in the world and of
course we shall continue to being
faithful to the network like we
always do.
Warm Regards


IS @bkismat the older bro to sister @essyk?
d'oh! d'oh!


Kenyans and mathematics is pathetic. no wonder that BODMAS issue remains unresolved! Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


And English too....

@bkismat and @essyk went to the same school.... and Carey Francis was not their teacher.
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Ceinz
#58 Posted : Thursday, May 23, 2013 1:56:26 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 5/7/2009
Posts: 1,032
Location: Sea of Transquility
MPESA NOTIFICATION IN SHENG:Seriously!!

DM75EC927 Hii story
imeconfirmiwa.Umerecieve
brambo mbao soo basa (Ksh
20,700.00) from MGUYZ NGUYAS
254722838877 on 23/5/13
githaa ya 01:30 maafteh.M PESA
balance yako pyamu ni brambo
njere soo basa na tujongo tutatu
(Ksh.20,703.00)Kuna hii vako ya
kusave na kuget kiloan kwa ile
form ya Mshwari...Thanx joh kwa
ku-use Saf the Mambo bad Option.
“small step for man”
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Impunity
#59 Posted : Thursday, May 23, 2013 2:01:48 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,334
Location: Masada
Ceinz wrote:
MPESA NOTIFICATION IN SHENG:Seriously!!

DM75EC927 Hii story
imeconfirmiwa.Umerecieve
brambo mbao soo basa (Ksh
20,700.00) from MGUYZ NGUYAS
254722838877 on 23/5/13
githaa ya 01:30 maafteh.M PESA
balance yako pyamu ni brambo
njere soo basa na tujongo tutatu
(Ksh.20,703.00)Kuna hii vako ya
kusave na kuget kiloan kwa ile
form ya Mshwari...Thanx joh kwa
ku-use Saf the Mambo bad Option.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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QD
#60 Posted : Thursday, May 23, 2013 2:30:06 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 8/5/2009
Posts: 597
State five ways you would use a pen with no ink!
The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence
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