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washiku
#41 Posted : Sunday, May 19, 2013 9:59:18 PM
Rank: Chief

Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
KCSE Result!
Eng=35%
Maths=21%
physics=20%
chemistry=31%
Total= 107
BUT your;
Facebook friendz= 4,999
Twitter followers= 10,572
BBM friendz= 1,520
2go friendz= 980
Whatsapp friendz= 632
2go star level= Ultimate
Seriously???!!!
I Pity you,THE DEVIL must
have
been singing AZONTO on
your
BRAIN
Ceinz
#42 Posted : Monday, May 20, 2013 3:58:29 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 5/7/2009
Posts: 1,032
Location: Sea of Transquility
smile smile

washiku wrote:
Kama unajua umefika 50 yrs na
uko fb pliz siku za retire zimefika
na huku hatupeani pension

kama unajua unavaanga troza ya
material ama suit na spot shuz
guka ondoa uzee facebook

kama unajua unasema ulizaliwa in
the 80s n 90s na ulizaliwa na
ukafanya CPE wacha kutunukishia
uzee guka unazeesha fb

kama unajua ukipanga kumit
msupa kitu cha kwanza wee
kuchukua ni room kabla hata
dame kufika. Peleka umalaya
koinange ng'ombe ya museveni
wewe

kama unajua your idea of a fun
night out nikupeleka dame
lodging. Nyang'au wewe.

“small step for man”
Manyala
#43 Posted : Monday, May 20, 2013 4:06:51 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 11/8/2011
Posts: 482
Location: Nairobi
Now working on my 2nd million. I gave up on the first...
Ceinz
#44 Posted : Monday, May 20, 2013 4:57:23 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 5/7/2009
Posts: 1,032
Location: Sea of Transquility
Manyala wrote:
Now working on my 2nd million. I gave up on the first...

Laughing out loudly
“small step for man”
Ceinz
#45 Posted : Monday, May 20, 2013 4:59:06 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 5/7/2009
Posts: 1,032
Location: Sea of Transquility
How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg?
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Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
“small step for man”
Ceinz
#46 Posted : Tuesday, May 21, 2013 9:50:38 AM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 5/7/2009
Posts: 1,032
Location: Sea of Transquility
you think you have issues?....read this to the end:

Two men at a bus stop started a conversation. One of them keeps complaining of family problems.

Finally, the other man says, "You think you have family problems?" Listen to my situation..
''A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter and we got married.
Later, my dad married my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter my step-mom and my dad became my stepson-in-law. Also my wife became mom-in-law to her dad-in-law.
... Then my wife's daughter, my step-mom, had a son.This boy was my half-brother 'cause he was my dad's son, but he was also the son of my wife's daughter, which made him my wife's grandson.
That made me the grandfather of my half-brother. This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now, the half-sister of my son, my stepmom, is also the grandmom. My dad is the bro-in-law of my child, who is the stepbrother of my dad's wife! AND YOU THINK YOU HAVE FAMILY PROBLEMS?"

the other guy fainted...
“small step for man”
matata
#47 Posted : Tuesday, May 21, 2013 1:42:32 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 11/7/2011
Posts: 410
McReggae wrote:
Ceinz wrote:
BRAIN TEASER
A teacher said "I wish yesterday was tomorrow because today would be Saturday" On which day did the teacher say this?


....si ni sato tu!!


Is it Thur? Its surely a brain teaser
McReggae
#48 Posted : Tuesday, May 21, 2013 1:46:32 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
matata wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Ceinz wrote:
BRAIN TEASER
A teacher said "I wish yesterday was tomorrow because today would be Saturday" On which day did the teacher say this?


....si ni sato tu!!


Is it Thur? Its surely a brain teaser


Mondaya and thursday all make correct answers!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
bkismat
#49 Posted : Tuesday, May 21, 2013 3:52:31 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/23/2009
Posts: 2,375
Dear Bob Collymore,
Safaricom Tetemesha are giving 500M. We are only 42M. It will be best if you give 1M to every citizen and you remain with the 458 M. Safaricom will then b the companyof the century in the world and of
course we shall continue to being
faithful to the network like we
always do.
Warm Regards
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt...
-Mark Twain
wilyum
#50 Posted : Tuesday, May 21, 2013 3:57:12 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 12/21/2011
Posts: 1,010
bkismat wrote:
Dear Bob Collymore,
Safaricom Tetemesha are giving 500M. We are only 42M. It will be best if you give 1M to every citizen and you remain with the 458 M. Safaricom will then b the companyof the century in the world and of
course we shall continue to being
faithful to the network like we
always do.
Warm Regards


hesabu ya ngumbaruuuuu
Liar Liar Liar Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you
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