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Ladies,na mfinye-finye styro ya baby bottle
Mukiri
#41 Posted : Friday, May 17, 2013 3:06:03 PM
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Kaigangio wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Kaigangio wrote:
Rollins wrote:
Kaigangio wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Pale southlands wakati wa kulima, husaidia sana.
Tafadhali saidia sisi iko saidi mbaya.

Pray Pray Pray Pray


Kwani wewe hujui kulima in a green house the size of a godown???



Eeh! you mean commercial farming?


Not commercial but subsistence farming...common sense tells us that the amount of harvest is proportional to the size of the farm...the bigger the farm the bigger the harvest..

for impunity the bigger the farm the smaller the harvest!!!! Kwani anatumia folk kulima? Asi!!


Ni fork tena. Ni jembe ya jogoo brand.
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


here is the remedy...

Look for the soil dug by "huko" (cant remember the name in english), weka kwa fork na ufunge na hand kerchief for 5 days..

During those five days you should be drinking soup made from the roots of adams apple plant (mutongu) mixed with juice of ngambura (wild fruit whose english name i dont know)...

The sixth day, you will have a plough!!

You might have forgotten to insert the word 'sick'. ... a SICK plough!Sad

Proverbs 19:21
Bree
#42 Posted : Friday, May 17, 2013 3:09:23 PM
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Joined: 7/17/2008
Posts: 478
Location: Old Trafford
Vallerrie wrote:
Oh you mean doing Kegels during sex?
Damn you coulda just said so...hii story mob ni ya nini?


In bed its known as Singapore kiss.

Lemi put it in queens language (Swahili ina wenyewe)

The lady (or I) flexes the PC muscles in a continuous pattern of deep tightening, so as to pull the pine inside...then push him out by releasing the muscle.
As she does this impunity will get the sensation of being sucked into, or a kind of milking action which is very very orgasmic.

Oh & by the way, if you time and do it when he is landing…. he might forget his own name, but he’ll for sure never forget yours smile
wilyum
#43 Posted : Friday, May 17, 2013 3:13:12 PM
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Joined: 12/21/2011
Posts: 1,010
bree wrote:



Vallerrie wrote:

Oh you mean doing Kegels during sex?
Damn you coulda just said so...hii story mob ni ya nini?




In bed its known as Singapore kiss.

Lemi put it in queens language (Swahili ina wenyewe)

The lady (or I) flexes the PC muscles in a continuous pattern of deep tightening, so as to pull the pine inside...then push him out by releasing the muscle.
As she does this impunity will get the sensation of being sucked into, or a kind of milking action which is very very orgasmic.

Oh & by the way, if you time and do it when he is landing…. he might forget his own name, but he’ll for sure never forget yours





am printing this for her....Applause Applause
mlefu
#44 Posted : Friday, May 17, 2013 3:18:16 PM
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Joined: 2/11/2007
Posts: 1,680
Location: nairobi
Bree wrote:
Vallerrie wrote:
Oh you mean doing Kegels during sex?
Damn you coulda just said so...hii story mob ni ya nini?


In bed its known as Singapore kiss.

Lemi put it in queens language (Swahili ina wenyewe)

The lady (or I) flexes the PC muscles in a continuous pattern of deep tightening, so as to pull the pine inside...then push him out by releasing the muscle.
As she does this impunity will get the sensation of being sucked into, or a kind of milking action which is very very orgasmic.

Oh & by the way, if you time and do it when he is landing…. he might forget his own name, but he’ll for sure never forget yours smile

BreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeDrool ..and before I forget..now I get what impunity will NEVER GET!!!!dadddyyy never
Impunity
#45 Posted : Friday, May 17, 2013 3:33:24 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,334
Location: Masada
McReggae wrote:
mlefu wrote:
McReggae wrote:


Waelewa kweli bradha?????


saidia ..wapi shiku aweke picha


Hii topic sio mambo na mdomo tena!!!


Wazee wachangamke.
smile smile smile
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

essyk
#46 Posted : Friday, May 17, 2013 3:46:33 PM
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Joined: 11/15/2011
Posts: 4,518
Bree wrote:
Vallerrie wrote:
Oh you mean doing Kegels during sex?
Damn you coulda just said so...hii story mob ni ya nini?


In bed its known as Singapore kiss.

Lemi put it in queens language (Swahili ina wenyewe)

The lady (or I) flexes the PC muscles in a continuous pattern of deep tightening, so as to pull the pine inside...then push him out by releasing the muscle.
As she does this he will get the sensation of being sucked into, or a kind of milking action which is very very orgasmic.

Oh & by the way, if you time and do it when he is landing…. he might forget his own name, but he’ll for sure never forget yours smile


smile smile
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
Impunity
#47 Posted : Friday, May 17, 2013 3:51:06 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,334
Location: Masada
Bree wrote:
Vallerrie wrote:
Oh you mean doing Kegels during sex?
Damn you coulda just said so...hii story mob ni ya nini?


In bed its known as Singapore kiss.

Lemi put it in queens language (Swahili ina wenyewe)

The lady (or I) flexes the PC muscles in a continuous pattern of deep tightening, so as to pull the pine inside...then push him out by releasing the muscle.
As she does this impunity will get the sensation of being sucked into, or a kind of milking action which is very very orgasmic.

Oh & by the way, if you time and do it when he is landing (akikuya)…. he might forget his own name, but he’ll for sure never forget yours smile


Kumbe we have some dream-galz in the hauz?
smile smile
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Bree
#48 Posted : Friday, May 17, 2013 3:57:35 PM
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Joined: 7/17/2008
Posts: 478
Location: Old Trafford
essyk wrote:
Bree wrote:
Vallerrie wrote:
Oh you mean doing Kegels during sex?
Damn you coulda just said so...hii story mob ni ya nini?


In bed its known as Singapore kiss.

Lemi put it in queens language (Swahili ina wenyewe)

The lady (or I) flexes the PC muscles in a continuous pattern of deep tightening, so as to pull the pine inside...then push him out by releasing the muscle.
As she does this he will get the sensation of being sucked into, or a kind of milking action which is very very orgasmic.

Oh & by the way, if you time and do it when he is landing…. he might forget his own name, but he’ll for sure never forget yours smile


smile smile


You can try this at home smile smile
Mukiri
#49 Posted : Friday, May 17, 2013 3:58:37 PM
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Joined: 7/11/2012
Posts: 5,222
Where is @jguru? He and @Bree would make very nice s*** therapists. For the slow ones, wish some of this things could be demonstrated... somewhere we can repent quickly after!

Proverbs 19:21
Impunity
#50 Posted : Friday, May 17, 2013 4:08:54 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,334
Location: Masada
Mukiri wrote:
Where is @jguru? He and @Bree would make very nice s*** therapists. For the slow ones, wish some of this things could be demonstrated... somewhere we can repent quickly after!


Wapi @washiku aweke picha ata kama ni black and white and cartoonish!
smile smile smile
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

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