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wilyum
#1 Posted : Thursday, May 16, 2013 3:40:55 PM
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wazuans,

i have come across a tender which, what the client is looking for my startup company can offer the product and even better services.

but he comes the dilemma, am required to have cash statements of over kshs 150 milli!!!! and bid amount of about 20 milli!!!.Sad Sad Sad Sad

what to do here?

is there a way to go about this?
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ZZE123
#2 Posted : Friday, May 17, 2013 1:16:48 PM
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Am sure @Mawinder can helpsmile
The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem
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mawinder
#3 Posted : Friday, May 17, 2013 1:36:48 PM
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wilyum wrote:
wazuans,

i have come across a tender which, what the client is looking for my startup company can offer the product and even better services.

but he comes the dilemma, am required to have cash statements of over kshs 150 milli!!!! and bid amount of about 20 milli!!!.Sad Sad Sad Sad

what to do here?

is there a way to go about this?


What are cash statements and why should a tender have a bid amount?Be concise if you want help.
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jguru
#4 Posted : Friday, May 17, 2013 2:07:29 PM
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mawinder wrote:
wilyum wrote:
wazuans,

i have come across a tender which, what the client is looking for my startup company can offer the product and even better services.

but he comes the dilemma, am required to have cash statements of over kshs 150 milli!!!! and bid amount of about 20 milli!!!.Sad Sad Sad Sad

what to do here?

is there a way to go about this?


What are cash statements and why should a tender have a bid amount?Be concise if you want help.


There's a place on Kirinyaga Road, where they give statements for any bank for any amount as many years as you want back in time.

They will provide audited (authentic, stamped by a CPS/CPA) results of your company as far back as you want and with the profits that you want to declare.

They even flash ETR ROM memories and upload dummy data and give you Z-Reports for any day for any amount.

That's the way big business is done in Kenya. And you go ahead and win the tender and make your millions.

But... I would not recommend it.
Set out to correct the world's wrongs and you will most certainly wind up adding to them.
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mawinder
#5 Posted : Friday, May 17, 2013 2:23:56 PM
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jguru wrote:
mawinder wrote:
wilyum wrote:
wazuans,

i have come across a tender which, what the client is looking for my startup company can offer the product and even better services.

but he comes the dilemma, am required to have cash statements of over kshs 150 milli!!!! and bid amount of about 20 milli!!!.Sad Sad Sad Sad

what to do here?

is there a way to go about this?


What are cash statements and why should a tender have a bid amount?Be concise if you want help.


There's a place on Kirinyaga Road, where they give statements for any bank for any amount as many years as you want back in time.

They will provide audited (authentic, stamped by a CPS/CPA) results of your company as far back as you want and with the profits that you want to declare.

They even flash ETR ROM memories and upload dummy data and give you Z-Reports for any day for any amount.

That's the way big business is done in Kenya. And you go ahead and win the tender and make your millions.

But... I would not recommend it.

Where is this place?I do the stuff from my office daily.Just get rubberstamps from the streets,a printer,a scanner,for CVs and certificates you adverise for positions online and edit the CVs and attach the certificates,tax compliance is 10 to 15k and is valid for 6 months,bid bond you get from insurance companies and it costs 5k for a bid bond worth 1m,for list of client references you forge them,for list of equipment eg logbooks,you forge same to manufacturer's authorisation.Even the big names do it!!!
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Braza
#6 Posted : Saturday, May 18, 2013 8:08:36 PM
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Am wiser now.
Teeenders!!!!!!!!!! Come baby come!
Admin, Luckily; age will one day transform me into an Elder.
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chiaroscuro
#7 Posted : Wednesday, May 22, 2013 3:07:25 PM
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wilyum wrote:
wazuans,

i have come across a tender which, what the client is looking for my startup company can offer the product and even better services.

but he comes the dilemma, am required to have cash statements of over kshs 150 milli!!!! and bid amount of about 20 milli!!!.Sad Sad Sad Sad

what to do here?

is there a way to go about this?



Wachana nayo!

In life, we must learn to refuse good deals. It's a tough lesson but worth much more.

Such tenders will hold all your attention and in the process you will miss many other smaller but good and straightforward deals!

Wachana nayo. It was not meant for you!
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Zenge
#8 Posted : Thursday, May 23, 2013 12:09:02 PM
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My words exactly, Start small, learn through the motions, gather the experience, create networks/contacts (including a good bank) and learn learn learn. You will be surprised how easy it will all appear in a few years time.
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