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McReggae
#31 Posted : Thursday, May 16, 2013 9:54:13 AM
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Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
kamundu wrote:
McReggae wrote:
richdad wrote:
Ceinz wrote:
BRAIN TEASER
A teacher said "I wish yesterday was tomorrow because today would be Saturday" On which day did the teacher say this?

Thursday?


Then yesterday becomes Wednesday and in this case today is thursday!!!,,,,,ni sato mblo!!



Its monday
coz yesterday would be sunday, hence today would be sato


Iko chida!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Kaigangio
#32 Posted : Thursday, May 16, 2013 10:02:14 AM
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Joined: 2/27/2007
Posts: 2,768
McReggae wrote:
kamundu wrote:
McReggae wrote:
richdad wrote:
Ceinz wrote:
BRAIN TEASER
A teacher said "I wish yesterday was tomorrow because today would be Saturday" On which day did the teacher say this?

Thursday?


Then yesterday becomes Wednesday and in this case today is thursday!!!,,,,,ni sato mblo!!



Its monday
coz yesterday would be sunday, hence today would be sato


Iko chida!!!


Monday
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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Tebes
#33 Posted : Thursday, May 16, 2013 10:09:05 AM
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Joined: 11/26/2008
Posts: 2,097
McReggae wrote:
kamundu wrote:
McReggae wrote:
richdad wrote:
Ceinz wrote:
BRAIN TEASER
A teacher said "I wish yesterday was tomorrow because today would be Saturday" On which day did the teacher say this?

Thursday?


Then yesterday becomes Wednesday and in this case today is thursday!!!,,,,,ni sato mblo!!



Its monday
coz yesterday would be sunday, hence today would be sato


Iko chida!!!



ONGE CHIDA....

Ans - Monday.

He wishes yesterday (Sunday) would be tomorrow so as to make today a Saturday!
"Never regret, if its good, its wonderful. If its bad, its experience."
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McReggae
#34 Posted : Thursday, May 16, 2013 10:34:16 AM
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Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
Tebes wrote:
McReggae wrote:
kamundu wrote:
McReggae wrote:
richdad wrote:
Ceinz wrote:
BRAIN TEASER
A teacher said "I wish yesterday was tomorrow because today would be Saturday" On which day did the teacher say this?

Thursday?


Then yesterday becomes Wednesday and in this case today is thursday!!!,,,,,ni sato mblo!!



Its monday
coz yesterday would be sunday, hence today would be sato


Iko chida!!!



ONGE CHIDA....

Ans - Monday.

He wishes yesterday (Sunday) would be tomorrow so as to make today a Saturday!


Aha....you agree, today is sato!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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butterflyke
#35 Posted : Thursday, May 16, 2013 12:07:13 PM
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Joined: 5/1/2010
Posts: 3,024
Location: Hapa
matata wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Ceinz wrote:
Heheheh!

Breaking News
CCK will now regulate the speed at
which News anchors/presenters
say their names. This is after
numerous complaints from the
... public on what they hear. Samples
listed below:
Lami Mandondo - Larry Madowo
Woodwork Amimo - Uduak
Amimo
Simiti Viazi Mahindra - Smirti
Vidhyati
Laura Waru dengu - Laura
Walubengo
Dennis Owns a he goat - Dennis
Onsarigo
Rita ti Itina - Rita Tinina
Rama nyani - Ramanyang
John stole makasi - Johnstone
Mwakazi
Suruali mutoe - Swaleh Mdoe
Nikaze tena - Kanze Dena
Gunia ya unga - Eunia Amunga
Peter Oh Yeah - Peter Oyier
Maini ya kigeni - Maina Kageni
Nashariki kwenye Pombe -
Mashirima Kapombe
Raila ati atia - Ruhila Ada


Hii ndio nini wajameni?
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


smilesmilesmile some said simiti athi river


that was me @maka and I made mahegoat laugh mpaka akaanguka ofisiniLaughing out loudly
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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butterflyke
#36 Posted : Thursday, May 16, 2013 12:08:45 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 5/1/2010
Posts: 3,024
Location: Hapa
washiku wrote:
General Paper 1

Q: How to Kill an Ant ? (Asked in
exam
for 15 marks..)
Student’s Answer: "Mix Chilli
Powder
with Sugar & keep it outside the
Ant’s
Hole..
After eating, Ant will search for
some
water near a water tank..
Push ant in to it.. Now ant will go
to dry
itself near fire..
When it reaches fire, put a bomb
into the
fire..
Then admit wounded ant in ICU..
Remove oxygen mask from its
mouth and
kill the ant.."

MORAL: Don’t play with students
they
can do anything for 15 marks!



jamaneni Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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Ceinz
#37 Posted : Friday, May 17, 2013 11:54:59 AM
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Joined: 5/7/2009
Posts: 1,032
Location: Sea of Transquility
“small step for man”
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washiku
#38 Posted : Friday, May 17, 2013 12:56:58 PM
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Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
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richdad
#39 Posted : Friday, May 17, 2013 1:48:32 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 2/12/2010
Posts: 474
Location: Nairobi
McReggae wrote:
Tebes wrote:
McReggae wrote:
kamundu wrote:
McReggae wrote:
richdad wrote:
Ceinz wrote:
BRAIN TEASER
A teacher said "I wish yesterday was tomorrow because today would be Saturday" On which day did the teacher say this?

Thursday?


Then yesterday becomes Wednesday and in this case today is thursday!!!,,,,,ni sato mblo!!



Its monday
coz yesterday would be sunday, hence today would be sato


Iko chida!!!



ONGE CHIDA....

Ans - Monday.

He wishes yesterday (Sunday) would be tomorrow so as to make today a Saturday!


Aha....you agree, today is sato!!!!


Real day/Teacher's world Today is THURSDAY->> From the question : " I wish yesterday was tomorrow " ->From the teachers world, we know that tomorrow is Friday. So in the wish universe Yesterday will be Friday which makes "today" a Saturday in the wish universe. smile
Keep it simple
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washiku
#40 Posted : Sunday, May 19, 2013 8:15:36 PM
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Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
Kama unajua umefika 50 yrs na
uko fb pliz siku za retire zimefika
na huku hatupeani pension

kama unajua unavaanga troza ya
material ama suit na spot shuz
guka ondoa uzee facebook

kama unajua unasema ulizaliwa in
the 80s n 90s na ulizaliwa na
ukafanya CPE wacha kutunukishia
uzee guka unazeesha fb

kama unajua ukipanga kumit
msupa kitu cha kwanza wee
kuchukua ni room kabla hata
dame kufika. Peleka umalaya
koinange ng'ombe ya museveni
wewe

kama unajua your idea of a fun
night out nikupeleka dame
lodging. Nyang'au wewe.
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