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washiku
#21 Posted : Wednesday, May 15, 2013 9:52:30 AM
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washiku
#22 Posted : Wednesday, May 15, 2013 9:58:23 AM
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Dear Kanze Dena and Lulu Hassan:

Am writing this letter in reply of what you
told me after reading the news on citizen tv, I remember veryr well, wewe Kanze uliniita "mpezi mtazamaji". Hayo maneno yalinifanya nijihisi ni kana kwamba niko paradiso, Sekunde kathaa kupita, na wewe Lulu ukarudia yale maneno na isitoshe ukasema " ni mimi
wako" ...yaani hata hukuogopa Kanze dena mwenye alikua ameniita mpenzi, aki, mimi sasa nishaa amua ni nyinyi wawili napenda, lakini nahofia that ile siku mtajua that mnanipenda nyinyi wote, simtapiganarr sana juu yangu? Aki msipigane, mimi ndio nawapenda nyinyi wawili juu mlionyesha kwa tv hadharani mbele ya kila mtu kwa kuniita mpenzi mtazamaji na pia kusema " mimi ni wako". From deepest of my heart, i love you and i will never playrf you.

Thank u for loving me. Am ready to live with you and have family with you two coz am deeply in love with you.....

Yours in love: onyisi dorm prefect wa mathare
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Ceinz
#23 Posted : Wednesday, May 15, 2013 1:43:34 PM
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BRAIN TEASER
A teacher said "I wish yesterday was tomorrow because today would be Saturday" On which day did the teacher say this?
“small step for man”
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McReggae
#24 Posted : Wednesday, May 15, 2013 2:34:29 PM
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Location: Nairobi
Ceinz wrote:
BRAIN TEASER
A teacher said "I wish yesterday was tomorrow because today would be Saturday" On which day did the teacher say this?


....si ni sato tu!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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richdad
#25 Posted : Wednesday, May 15, 2013 2:55:03 PM
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Location: Nairobi
Ceinz wrote:
BRAIN TEASER
A teacher said "I wish yesterday was tomorrow because today would be Saturday" On which day did the teacher say this?

Thursday?
Keep it simple
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thuks
#26 Posted : Wednesday, May 15, 2013 3:04:03 PM
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Joined: 10/8/2008
Posts: 1,575
Ceinz wrote:
brav wrote:
Quote:
General Paper 1

Q: How to Kill an Ant ? (Asked in
exam
for 15 marks..)
Student’s Answer: "Mix Chilli
Powder
with Sugar & keep it outside the
Ant’s
Hole..
After eating, Ant will search for
some
water near a water tank..
Push ant in to it.. Now ant will go
to dry
itself near fire..
When it reaches fire, put a bomb
into the
fire..
Then admit wounded ant in ICU..
Remove oxygen mask from its
mouth and
kill the ant.."

MORAL: Don’t play with studentsLaughing out loudly
they
can do anything for 15 marks!


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Applause Laughing out loudly




Laughing out loudly


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
I care!
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Njung'e
#27 Posted : Wednesday, May 15, 2013 3:12:59 PM
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Joined: 2/7/2007
Posts: 11,935
Location: Nairobi
washiku wrote:
Dear Kanze Dena and Lulu Hassan:

Am writing this letter in reply of what you
told me after reading the news on citizen tv, I remember veryr well, wewe Kanze uliniita "mpezi mtazamaji". Hayo maneno yalinifanya nijihisi ni kana kwamba niko paradiso, Sekunde kathaa kupita, na wewe Lulu ukarudia yale maneno na isitoshe ukasema " ni mimi
wako" ...yaani hata hukuogopa Kanze dena mwenye alikua ameniita mpenzi, aki, mimi sasa nishaa amua ni nyinyi wawili napenda, lakini nahofia that ile siku mtajua that mnanipenda nyinyi wote, simtapiganarr sana juu yangu? Aki msipigane, mimi ndio nawapenda nyinyi wawili juu mlionyesha kwa tv hadharani mbele ya kila mtu kwa kuniita mpenzi mtazamaji na pia kusema " mimi ni wako". From deepest of my heart, i love you and i will never playrf you.

Thank u for loving me. Am ready to live with you and have family with you two coz am deeply in love with you.....

Yours in love: onyisi dorm prefect wa mathare



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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McReggae
#28 Posted : Wednesday, May 15, 2013 3:19:07 PM
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richdad wrote:
Ceinz wrote:
BRAIN TEASER
A teacher said "I wish yesterday was tomorrow because today would be Saturday" On which day did the teacher say this?

Thursday?


Then yesterday becomes Wednesday and in this case today is thursday!!!,,,,,ni sato mblo!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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kamundu
#29 Posted : Wednesday, May 15, 2013 7:31:52 PM
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Joined: 5/9/2011
Posts: 786
Location: Mashinani
McReggae wrote:
richdad wrote:
Ceinz wrote:
BRAIN TEASER
A teacher said "I wish yesterday was tomorrow because today would be Saturday" On which day did the teacher say this?

Thursday?


Then yesterday becomes Wednesday and in this case today is thursday!!!,,,,,ni sato mblo!!



Its monday
coz yesterday would be sunday, hence today would be sato
Peace in our Homeland.
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washiku
#30 Posted : Thursday, May 16, 2013 9:44:02 AM
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Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
KAMAU: (calling a radio station) Hello presenter i found a wallet with ksh.25,000,an ATM card with the PIN number slip and a gold chain in a matatu.It had an ID with the names George Onyango

PRESENTER:Wow that's kind of you.So do you want to reach him and return the items

KAMAU:No i just want to dedicate the song You Saved Me by Ara Kerry to him.
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