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shocks
#11 Posted : Tuesday, May 14, 2013 9:41:20 PM
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Joined: 3/15/2009
Posts: 362
Tweet like a foreign journalist
Kenyans take pigs outside parliament to protest the high prices of bacon
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Moneymaniac
#12 Posted : Tuesday, May 14, 2013 11:13:10 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 4/24/2008
Posts: 3
shocks wrote:
Tweet like a foreign journalist
Kenyans take pigs outside parliament to protest the high prices of bacon


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Applause
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kyt
#13 Posted : Wednesday, May 15, 2013 8:51:17 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 11/7/2007
Posts: 2,182
Yaani money maniac una post 3 since 2008? Hata hiyo ni funnyB-)
LOVE WHAT YOU DO, DO WHAT YOU LOVE.
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washiku
#14 Posted : Wednesday, May 15, 2013 8:55:23 AM
Rank: Chief

Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
Paukwa.... Pakawa
Shamba... Za uhuru,
Ng'ombe.... Za museveni,
Paka.... Za mitungi,
Na maumbwa je?.... Za warembo wa pwaaaniiiii
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washiku
#15 Posted : Wednesday, May 15, 2013 8:58:50 AM
Rank: Chief

Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
General Paper 1

Q: How to Kill an Ant ? (Asked in
exam
for 15 marks..)
Student’s Answer: "Mix Chilli
Powder
with Sugar & keep it outside the
Ant’s
Hole..
After eating, Ant will search for
some
water near a water tank..
Push ant in to it.. Now ant will go
to dry
itself near fire..
When it reaches fire, put a bomb
into the
fire..
Then admit wounded ant in ICU..
Remove oxygen mask from its
mouth and
kill the ant.."

MORAL: Don’t play with students
they
can do anything for 15 marks!
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specky
#16 Posted : Wednesday, May 15, 2013 9:04:05 AM
Rank: Member

Joined: 4/28/2011
Posts: 213
washiku wrote:
Paukwa.... Pakawa
Shamba... Za uhuru,
Ng'ombe.... Za museveni,
Paka.... Za mitungi,
Na maumbwa je?.... Za warembo wa pwaaaniiiii

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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brav
#17 Posted : Wednesday, May 15, 2013 9:09:20 AM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 11/26/2008
Posts: 745
Quote:
General Paper 1

Q: How to Kill an Ant ? (Asked in
exam
for 15 marks..)
Student’s Answer: "Mix Chilli
Powder
with Sugar & keep it outside the
Ant’s
Hole..
After eating, Ant will search for
some
water near a water tank..
Push ant in to it.. Now ant will go
to dry
itself near fire..
When it reaches fire, put a bomb
into the
fire..
Then admit wounded ant in ICU..
Remove oxygen mask from its
mouth and
kill the ant.."

MORAL: Don’t play with students
they
can do anything for 15 marks!


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Applause Laughing out loudly
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Ceinz
#18 Posted : Wednesday, May 15, 2013 9:23:31 AM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 5/7/2009
Posts: 1,032
Location: Sea of Transquility
brav wrote:
Quote:
General Paper 1

Q: How to Kill an Ant ? (Asked in
exam
for 15 marks..)
Student’s Answer: "Mix Chilli
Powder
with Sugar & keep it outside the
Ant’s
Hole..
After eating, Ant will search for
some
water near a water tank..
Push ant in to it.. Now ant will go
to dry
itself near fire..
When it reaches fire, put a bomb
into the
fire..
Then admit wounded ant in ICU..
Remove oxygen mask from its
mouth and
kill the ant.."

MORAL: Don’t play with students
they
can do anything for 15 marks!


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Applause Laughing out loudly


Laughing out loudly
“small step for man”
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Impunity
#19 Posted : Wednesday, May 15, 2013 9:25:39 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,334
Location: Masada
specky wrote:
washiku wrote:
Paukwa.... Pakawa
Shamba... Za uhuru,
Ng'ombe.... Za museveni,
Paka.... Za mitungi,
Na maumbwa je?.... Za warembo wa pwaaaniiiii

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Na maziwa je?
d'oh!
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Ceinz
#20 Posted : Wednesday, May 15, 2013 9:27:33 AM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 5/7/2009
Posts: 1,032
Location: Sea of Transquility
kyt wrote:
Yaani money maniac una post 3 since 2008? Hata hiyo ni funnyB-)


He was busy looking for money, whilst the rest of us were busy trying to be veterans/elders/sub chiefs etc.
“small step for man”
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