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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Coolbull wrote:Several years ago I heard that Indians in India have a way of making their babies empty their bowels once a day.
Does anyone know how that is possible given that one might take three meals in a day? Huyo mtoto apewe malenge mingi sana, this will make it several downloads an hour...Or u wanted a way of reducing the downloads from more to one a day?
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 10/25/2007 Posts: 1,574
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mawinder wrote:Coolbull wrote:Several years ago I heard that Indians in India have a way of making their babies empty their bowels once a day.
Does anyone know how that is possible given that one might take three meals in a day? Kwani how frequent do you do it?I do it at most once a week. You must dread that once a week download. It must feel like delivering a baby, each week.  Utapata haemorrhoids kama @maka. Get an enema done. Then become a vegetarian, like a goat. Set out to correct the world's wrongs and you will most certainly wind up adding to them.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 11/25/2011 Posts: 2,103 Location: Nrb
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mawinder wrote:Meduza wrote:You people need to eat more greens....you should get rid of the solids atleast once a day. But if you dont eat green no wonder it will take you 2 days...kunywa maji mingi na mamboga I prefer it this way,not every now and then like a primary school kid.  Ok,mbloo,see a doctor. Hii sio ati preference,your system is dysfunctional. I am happy
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Rank: Chief Joined: 8/24/2009 Posts: 5,909 Location: Nairobi
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Coolbull wrote:Several years ago I heard that Indians in India have a way of making their babies empty their bowels once a day.
Does anyone know how that is possible given that one might take three meals in a day? For babies, I have previously seen a piece of kipande soap inserted hapo nyuma...the stuff comes out!!! YOTE...
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Rank: Member Joined: 3/25/2013 Posts: 552 Location: Asgard
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mawinder wrote:Kwani how frequent do you do it?I do it at most once a week. This explains why most of the time you are always grumpy and always verbally attacking the dead
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Rank: Member Joined: 4/28/2011 Posts: 213
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nostoppingthis wrote:Coolbull wrote:Several years ago I heard that Indians in India have a way of making their babies empty their bowels once a day.
Does anyone know how that is possible given that one might take three meals in a day? For babies, I have previously seen a piece of kipande soap inserted hapo nyuma...the stuff comes out!!! YOTE... This is not safe.....can harm the baby,can only be used saa ile unaona kimeumana and the baby is very uncormfortable,but true it works - i once used it on speckylet
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/27/2008 Posts: 3,760
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washiku wrote:mawinder wrote:Coolbull wrote:Several years ago I heard that Indians in India have a way of making their babies empty their bowels once a day.
Does anyone know how that is possible given that one might take three meals in a day? Kwani how frequent do you do it? I do it at most once a week. Hii ni ugonjwa. Your metabolism must be very poor, assuming you eat daily. I do it at least once a day, most of the times, but sometimes it takes two days.. The two days, is it the time between two downloads or the time taken for one download 
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,908
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Never been keen, i will keep a tab! In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/25/2012 Posts: 4,105 Location: 08c
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mawinder wrote:Kwani how frequent do you do it? I do it at most once a week. @mawinder that makes two of us!! I thought it was normal until I read the filth being spewed. How many times do these guys visit the small room? Once a week it is. (Am sure Dida would support) Pesa Nane plans to be shilingi when he grows up.
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Rank: Member Joined: 5/19/2012 Posts: 552
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specky wrote:nostoppingthis wrote:Coolbull wrote:Several years ago I heard that Indians in India have a way of making their babies empty their bowels once a day.
Does anyone know how that is possible given that one might take three meals in a day? For babies, I have previously seen a piece of kipande soap inserted hapo nyuma...the stuff comes out!!! YOTE... This is not safe.....can harm the baby,can only be used saa ile unaona kimeumana and the baby is very uncormfortable,but true it works - i once used it on speckylet I love wazua, you learn something new every day. Now I know what to do in future Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.... Leo Buscaglia
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 5/7/2009 Posts: 1,032 Location: Sea of Transquility
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rryyzz wrote:specky wrote:nostoppingthis wrote:Coolbull wrote:Several years ago I heard that Indians in India have a way of making their babies empty their bowels once a day.
Does anyone know how that is possible given that one might take three meals in a day? For babies, I have previously seen a piece of kipande soap inserted hapo nyuma...the stuff comes out!!! YOTE... This is not safe.....can harm the baby,can only be used saa ile unaona kimeumana and the baby is very uncormfortable,but true it works - i once used it on speckylet I love wazua, you learn something new every day. Now I know what to do in future I remember it being done to my nephew some years back but just as it was done on speckylet, it should only be when kimeumana. “small step for man”
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Rank: Elder Joined: 11/19/2007 Posts: 2,047
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Pesa Nane wrote:mawinder wrote:Kwani how frequent do you do it? I do it at most once a week. @mawinder that makes two of us!! I thought it was normal until I read the filth being spewed. How many times do these guys visit the small room? (Am sure Dida would support)  How many time?,welll.....you have to go once a day or even twice!! Ask youself,kama unakula and you are not going to the loo,where is all that clogging ? Aii, this is abnormal ! Endeni muone Daktari. He might recommend that stuff ya colon hydrotherapy! Ok a serious note,it is not normal. There is a whole thread done by @ dunkang about poop the one which @ essyk read and asked " huku ni wapi?" DETAILS !
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Rank: Member Joined: 7/11/2008 Posts: 401
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I don't think we are helping @coolbull. If I understand correctly, his baby is using up a lot of diapers and he wants to save by restricting the bowel movement to once a day !
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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theman192000 wrote:I don't think we are helping @coolbull. If I understand correctly, his baby is using up a lot of diapers and he wants to save by restricting the bowel movement to once a day ! Si arudi aexplain, aliulizwa hiyo swali in this thread!!!! ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/25/2012 Posts: 4,105 Location: 08c
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famooz wrote:Pesa Nane wrote:mawinder wrote:Kwani how frequent do you do it? I do it at most once a week. @mawinder that makes two of us!! I thought it was normal until I read the filth being spewed. How many times do these guys visit the small room? (Am sure Dida would support) How many time?,welll.....you have to go once a day or even twice!! Ask youself,kama unakula and you are not going to the loo,where is all that clogging ? Ever heard of BODY BUILDING?? Pesa Nane plans to be shilingi when he grows up.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 10/25/2007 Posts: 1,574
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jguru wrote:mawinder wrote:Coolbull wrote:Several years ago I heard that Indians in India have a way of making their babies empty their bowels once a day.
Does anyone know how that is possible given that one might take three meals in a day? Kwani how frequent do you do it?I do it at most once a week. You must dread that once a week download. It must feel like delivering a baby, each week. Utapata haemorrhoids kama @maka. Get an enema done. Then become a vegetarian, like a goat.  Set out to correct the world's wrongs and you will most certainly wind up adding to them.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/11/2012 Posts: 5,222
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rryyzz wrote:specky wrote:nostoppingthis wrote:Coolbull wrote:Several years ago I heard that Indians in India have a way of making their babies empty their bowels once a day.
Does anyone know how that is possible given that one might take three meals in a day? For babies, I have previously seen a piece of kipande soap inserted hapo nyuma...the stuff comes out!!! YOTE... This is not safe.....can harm the baby,can only be used saa ile unaona kimeumana and the baby is very uncormfortable,but true it works - i once used it on speckylet I love wazua, you learn something new every day. Now I know what to do in future I'd fight to stop anyone doing that! Better a baby enema with warm salty water.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/30/2008 Posts: 6,029
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It is not bothering me and I don't see why it should bother wazuans not unless your friends are doctors who want to con me.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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specky wrote:nostoppingthis wrote:Coolbull wrote:Several years ago I heard that Indians in India have a way of making their babies empty their bowels once a day.
Does anyone know how that is possible given that one might take three meals in a day? For babies, I have previously seen a piece of kipande soap inserted hapo nyuma...the stuff comes out!!! YOTE... This is not safe.....can harm the baby,can only be used saa ile unaona kimeumana and the baby is very uncormfortable,but true it works - i once used it on speckylet Did you try using OMO powerfoam plus!!!??? Portfolio: Sold
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 10/25/2007 Posts: 1,574
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mawinder wrote:It is not bothering me and I don't see why it should bother wazuans not unless your friends are doctors who want to con me. It should bother you. It leads to other health complications if it is not sorted out soon enough. Like haemorrhoids, loss of blood and rectal prolapses. It is also a sign of colorectal cancer (a tumour growing that blocks the intestines). You should poop, minimum, 3 times a week. Eat more fiber, weetabix, fruits; drink lots of water; go to the gym and get some exercise; don't ignore the urge to have a bowel movement; take a spoonful of castor oil each morning, before you take your breakfast. Set out to correct the world's wrongs and you will most certainly wind up adding to them.
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