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Bouncer wanted
McReggae
#11 Posted : Wednesday, August 05, 2009 8:03:00 AM
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Lol,dint know I qualify to be a bouncer!!!

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated.
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Wendz
#12 Posted : Wednesday, August 05, 2009 8:05:00 AM
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@Kinyee

heard someone refer you to as @ officer and thought they were joking!!! kumbe wewe ni karao for real?

Hata mimi ni bouncer...... am 135kgs.... no one will access the building- even without i using force...

Some deals are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.
The Real Shaft
#13 Posted : Wednesday, August 05, 2009 8:12:00 AM
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Posts: 839
wendz*...

wewe umeshinda....

gives a whole new meaning.... read fatal....

to the saying....

'...woman on top....'

I'm the real Massey F.....shut your mouth
I'm the real Massey Fergu...... Shut your mouth....
Pablo
#14 Posted : Wednesday, August 05, 2009 8:51:00 AM
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Location: Nairobi
I need to meet you Ms Kinyee. Ive never met a leady who benches or squats 330lbs. And by the way why the name Kinyee - in my language that means 'tiny balls'. Yours are definately not tiny!!



Want to be a millionaire.... plant a million cabbages and sell them at a bob...
adept
#15 Posted : Wednesday, August 05, 2009 9:03:00 AM
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@Pablo - You are confusing @kinyee the policewoman with @kizee the weights guy.
Ja-Kom
#16 Posted : Wednesday, August 05, 2009 9:10:00 AM
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Get hold of Kizee.

For just as through the disobedience of the one man the many were made sinners,so also through the obedience of the one man the many will be made righteous.
Romans 5:19
For just as through the disobedience of the one man the many were made sinners, so also through the obedience of the one man the many will be made righteous. Romans 5:19
Ja-Kom
#17 Posted : Wednesday, August 05, 2009 9:14:00 AM
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Get hold of Kizee....(si kwa ubaya Kizee,ni ile weida anabench press kaa wewe lazima awe 1st bodii)


For just as through the disobedience of the one man the many were made sinners,so also through the obedience of the one man the many will be made righteous.
Romans 5:19
For just as through the disobedience of the one man the many were made sinners, so also through the obedience of the one man the many will be made righteous. Romans 5:19
Robinhood
#18 Posted : Wednesday, August 05, 2009 9:15:00 AM
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Joined: 12/11/2008
Posts: 2,306
All,

My wife runs a business with two other ladies. A self styled local madman has been harrassing them,stealing stuff Etc but the guy NEVER harrasses any shop where there is a man. Its one those guys who are very brave when when harrassing ladies but soonest a man shows up,he curls his tail between the legs and beats it. The matter has been reported to the police who told my wife to wait for the guy to show up,then go and get them to arrest him. Rather impractical as he will be long gone by the time the police come.

I took time off work yesterday and waited for the guy to show up hoping to face him but he never came. With commitments at work,I cant be there and in the meantime my wife and the other ladies have to bear this bully. It drives me crazy with rage.

Wendz LOL

God is good
Great men are not always wise, neither do the aged understand judgement...
Njunge
#19 Posted : Wednesday, August 05, 2009 9:32:00 AM
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Location: Nairobi
Huh.....Now you go for Kinyee....... (some dude thinks Kinyee is small balls (Spaniards call them 'Pinto') ...Bure kabisa...Kinyee is one helluva big ball...!!..)..........


Don't try Wendz......pliiiiiiz..!!....She is mosquito weight.......atapata ngumi moja tuu na ana-report kwa roof ya jirani yako...

Old man about town....
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
Pablo
#20 Posted : Wednesday, August 05, 2009 11:23:00 AM
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Location: Nairobi
ooooh. Kinyee and not Kizee. Who has the 'tiny balls',maybe neither!! smile

Thanks adept.





Want to be a millionaire.... plant a million cabbages and sell them at a bob...
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