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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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Suppose the question was "WHY BEAT YOUR WIFE?" Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Member Joined: 8/27/2012 Posts: 320
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tycho wrote:A man will fight when his ego is wounded.
This woman says things that really upset her man. But the man can't walk out of the relationship, because he needs her for something. Money? Swag? The man has a MWK.
But she has 'class', is 'independent', and has 'unspoken' issues, involving self blame and punishment.
She needs a cruel man. She'll always find one.
This means you are the center of the problem. You aren't sure about what to do because there are many barriers between you.
It's not what to say, but what to do. and what to do is known but is not being done. Good fodder for classic fm. Light Bearer
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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You think it would av been different?
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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washiku wrote:You think it would av been different? On a lighter note: Quote:A woman goes to the doctor, beaten and with scars.
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk, he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I have real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"
Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The women were asked, 'How many of you love your husbands? All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, 'When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?' Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn't remember. The women were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective husband: I love you, sweetheart. Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages. Here are some of the replies: 1. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick? 2. What now? Did you crash the car again? 3. I don't understand what you mean? 4. What did you do now? I won't forgive you this time!!! 5. ?!? 6. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need? 7. Am I dreaming? ??????? 8. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today...!!! 9. I asked you not to drink anymore.! 10. Who is this?
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 2/3/2010 Posts: 1,797 Location: Kenya
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washiku wrote:There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband.
The women were asked, 'How many of you love your husbands? All the women raised their hands.
Then they were asked, 'When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?'
Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn't remember.
The women were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective husband: I love you, sweetheart.
Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages.
Here are some of the replies:
1. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick?
2. What now? Did you crash the car again?
3. I don't understand what you mean?
4. What did you do now? I won't forgive you this time!!!
5. ?!?
6. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?
7. Am I dreaming? ???????
8. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today...!!!
9. I asked you not to drink anymore.!
10. Who is this?  I may be wrong..but then I could be right
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Rank: Member Joined: 6/25/2010 Posts: 415
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/23/2009 Posts: 2,375
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washiku wrote:There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The women were asked, 'How many of you love your husbands? All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, 'When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?' Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn't remember. The women were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective husband: I love you, sweetheart. Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages. Here are some of the replies: 1. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick? 2. What now? Did you crash the car again? 3. I don't understand what you mean? 4. What did you do now? I won't forgive you this time!!! @McDoba? 5. ?!? 6. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need? 7. Am I dreaming? ??????? 8. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today...!!! 9. I asked you not to drink anymore.! 10. Who is this? It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt...
-Mark Twain
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Rank: Member Joined: 12/7/2010 Posts: 520 Location: Epicentre - Ngamia 1
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washiku wrote:There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband.
The women were asked, 'How many of you love your husbands? All the women raised their hands.
Then they were asked, 'When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?'
Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn't remember.
The women were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective husband: I love you, sweetheart.
Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages.
Here are some of the replies:
1. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick?
2. What now? Did you crash the car again?
3. I don't understand what you mean?
4. What did you do now? I won't forgive you this time!!!
5. ?!?
6. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?
7. Am I dreaming? ???????
8. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today...!!!
9. I asked you not to drink anymore.!
10. Who is this? Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs - Farrah Gray.
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Rank: Member Joined: 3/19/2013 Posts: 344
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McReggae wrote:Branch Manager frequently beaten to the extent of developing bruises.....how hs she kept her job all this while??? Alaa! Kwani you are supposed to loose your job after being abused?
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Rank: Chief Joined: 3/24/2010 Posts: 6,779 Location: Black Africa
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faa wrote:Watu wachapwe na fimbo ya pili pekee yake! Fimbo ya mbali... GOD BLESS YOUR LIFE
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2008 Posts: 6,275 Location: Kenya
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washiku wrote:washiku wrote:You think it would av been different? On a lighter note: Quote:A woman goes to the doctor, beaten and with scars.
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk, he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I have real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"
Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?" This is brilliant  Actually, where I come from, girls at their wedding day are given this advice. And those who follow have best married life. Loud mouth is the worse enemy of marriage 
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Rank: Member Joined: 5/4/2011 Posts: 116
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washiku wrote:There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband.
The women were asked, 'How many of you love your husbands? All the women raised their hands.
Then they were asked, 'When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?'
Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn't remember.
The women were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective husband: I love you, sweetheart.
Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages.
Here are some of the replies:
1. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick?
2. What now? Did you crash the car again?
3. I don't understand what you mean?
4. What did you do now? I won't forgive you this time!!!
5. ?!?
6. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?
7. Am I dreaming? ???????
8. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today...!!!
9. I asked you not to drink anymore.!
10. Who is this? hiyo ni noma "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers."
•Socrates (470?-399 BC)
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/19/2013 Posts: 2,552
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Why beat your boyfriend/husband?
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 12/23/2010 Posts: 1,229
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symbols wrote:Why beat your boyfriend/husband? To help him get a power saw and make something of his life.
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Rank: Chief Joined: 3/24/2010 Posts: 6,779 Location: Black Africa
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symbols wrote:Why beat your boyfriend/husband? Why beat your children? Oh wait, I forgot, that is allowed... GOD BLESS YOUR LIFE
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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For Sport wrote:symbols wrote:Why beat your boyfriend/husband? To help him get a power saw and make something of his life. Hehehehe...Nope. U only get a power saw after kujifichiwo, not after kuchapwo...kuna kuchapwo na kujifichiwo!
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Rank: Member Joined: 11/6/2010 Posts: 289
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I had a chat with my girlfriend ..they had a good time on Saturday and the boyfie is very remorseful and very sorry ,he promised it will never ever happen again...and he spent the nite
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