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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/11/2012 Posts: 5,222
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Impunity wrote:jguru wrote:Impunity wrote:callaspade wrote:....@ impunity,3 sessions it costs about 10k for colon cleansing over a month. .....Maka had a problem therebefore if i remember correctly and as you can see now ,he is burning on 8 cylinders....  Most i do all 3 sessions?Cant imagine my ass being opened and inserted pipes 3 times in a month. He he he  Wait for the day a beautiful nurse will insist on sticking a finger up your ass as part of a medical check-up Utakataa? A mbeotiful nurse siwezi mind...she is welcome to do more... Imagine how many behinds have 'tasted' the fingers. There was an offer recently of 2 or 3k. Overdrive pine is also a condition. A result of too much wanking prone. One then needs stimulation as rough as the sheets/pillow/towel etc and crazy fantasy thoughts or hawesmek kufinich. Google
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/27/2008 Posts: 3,760
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ZZE123 wrote:maka wrote:Muheani wrote:meow wrote:A colleague has confided to me that for the last 6 months or so he has been losing firmness like nonsense...it wont last a minute stiff. He has been advised to seek medical advice to check on his prostrate gland etc...is there any homemade remedy before he can undress before a doctor?  PS: A genuine colleague and he drinks only max 3 Guinness per outing. Take 250mils water add 25 grams of Crashed tangawizi, add 45 grams of onion juice, 45grams of KAle juice, 45 grams of Crashed groundnuts, 15 grams of garlic and add glucose to taste. Take 20 mills of the concoction one hour before expected landing time.. for further information on the same visit http://www.mayoclinic.co...sfunction-herbs/MC00064 does this really work? @Maka - Kwani pia wewe uko na shida?? pole Mbroo Transpose the two letters in red and you get.....
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Rank: Member Joined: 7/9/2011 Posts: 730 Location: Nairobi
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washiku wrote:kiterunner wrote:King G wrote:maka wrote:Muheani wrote:meow wrote:A colleague has confided to me that for the last 6 months or so he has been losing firmness like nonsense...it wont last a minute stiff. He has been advised to seek medical advice to check on his prostrate gland etc...is there any homemade remedy before he can undress before a doctor? PS: A genuine colleague and he drinks only max 3 Guinness per outing. Take 250mils water add 25 grams of Crashed tangawizi, add 45 grams of onion juice, 45grams of KAle juice, 45 grams of Crashed groundnuts, 15 grams of garlic and add glucose to taste. Take 20 mills of the concoction one hour before expected landing time.. for further information on the same visit http://www.mayoclinic.co...sfunction-herbs/MC00064 does this really work? what will happen to the landing gear and the person if you do all this preparing to land, then loh and behold kunanyesha?
then someone might have to hold the mic and MC the event Lol! Leo watu wamekunywa nini? ni friday siku ya landing, leo ni leo, hope kusinyeshe kwangu  our goals are best achieved indirectly
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,333 Location: Masada
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kiterunner wrote:washiku wrote:kiterunner wrote:King G wrote:maka wrote:Muheani wrote:meow wrote:A colleague has confided to me that for the last 6 months or so he has been losing firmness like nonsense...it wont last a minute stiff. He has been advised to seek medical advice to check on his prostrate gland etc...is there any homemade remedy before he can undress before a doctor? PS: A genuine colleague and he drinks only max 3 Guinness per outing. Take 250mils water add 25 grams of Crashed tangawizi, add 45 grams of onion juice, 45grams of KAle juice, 45 grams of Crashed groundnuts, 15 grams of garlic and add glucose to taste. Take 20 mills of the concoction one hour before expected landing time.. for further information on the same visit http://www.mayoclinic.co...sfunction-herbs/MC00064 does this really work? what will happen to the landing gear and the person if you do all this preparing to land, then loh and behold kunanyesha?
then someone might have to hold the mic and MC the event Lol! Leo watu wamekunywa nini? ni friday siku ya landing, leo ni leo, hope kusinyeshe kwangu  Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/29/2011 Posts: 2,242
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Every machine has a lifetime! Years of excessive use may be the cause of regular failure. Weigh the costs of repairs Vs the useful life thereafter and do the maths. Weka kwa store and move on! "Things that matter most must never be at the mercy of things that matter least." Goethe
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Gathige wrote:Every machine has a lifetime! Years of excessive use may be the cause of regular failure. Weigh the costs of repairs Vs the useful life thereafter and do the maths. Weka kwa store and move on! Or too much information has led to weight accumulation in other areas thus leading to diminishing of others.... 
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2008 Posts: 6,275 Location: Kenya
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Impunity wrote:kiterunner wrote:washiku wrote:kiterunner wrote:King G wrote:maka wrote:Muheani wrote:meow wrote:A colleague has confided to me that for the last 6 months or so he has been losing firmness like nonsense...it wont last a minute stiff. He has been advised to seek medical advice to check on his prostrate gland etc...is there any homemade remedy before he can undress before a doctor? PS: A genuine colleague and he drinks only max 3 Guinness per outing. Take 250mils water add 25 grams of Crashed tangawizi, add 45 grams of onion juice, 45grams of KAle juice, 45 grams of Crashed groundnuts, 15 grams of garlic and add glucose to taste. Take 20 mills of the concoction one hour before expected landing time.. for further information on the same visit http://www.mayoclinic.co...sfunction-herbs/MC00064 does this really work? what will happen to the landing gear and the person if you do all this preparing to land, then loh and behold kunanyesha? then someone might have to hold the mic and MC the event Lol! Leo watu wamekunywa nini? ni friday siku ya landing, leo ni leo, hope kusinyeshe kwangu @kiterunner "washa" mchezo, kwani siku hizo zingine ni ya nini?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/29/2011 Posts: 2,242
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AlphDoti wrote:Impunity wrote:kiterunner wrote:washiku wrote:kiterunner wrote:King G wrote:maka wrote:Muheani wrote:meow wrote:A colleague has confided to me that for the last 6 months or so he has been losing firmness like nonsense...it wont last a minute stiff. He has been advised to seek medical advice to check on his prostrate gland etc...is there any homemade remedy before he can undress before a doctor? PS: A genuine colleague and he drinks only max 3 Guinness per outing. Take 250mils water add 25 grams of Crashed tangawizi, add 45 grams of onion juice, 45grams of KAle juice, 45 grams of Crashed groundnuts, 15 grams of garlic and add glucose to taste. Take 20 mills of the concoction one hour before expected landing time.. for further information on the same visit http://www.mayoclinic.co...sfunction-herbs/MC00064 does this really work? what will happen to the landing gear and the person if you do all this preparing to land, then loh and behold kunanyesha? then someone might have to hold the mic and MC the event Lol! Leo watu wamekunywa nini? ni friday siku ya landing, leo ni leo, hope kusinyeshe kwangu @kiterunner "washa" mchezo, kwani siku hizo zingine ni ya nini? Unaweka store. If you flip it around a whole week it gets flappy hence the poor performance. "Things that matter most must never be at the mercy of things that matter least." Goethe
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/1/2010 Posts: 3,024 Location: Hapa
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kiterunner wrote:washiku wrote:kiterunner wrote:King G wrote:maka wrote:Muheani wrote:meow wrote:A colleague has confided to me that for the last 6 months or so he has been losing firmness like nonsense...it wont last a minute stiff. He has been advised to seek medical advice to check on his prostrate gland etc...is there any homemade remedy before he can undress before a doctor? PS: A genuine colleague and he drinks only max 3 Guinness per outing. Take 250mils water add 25 grams of Crashed tangawizi, add 45 grams of onion juice, 45grams of KAle juice, 45 grams of Crashed groundnuts, 15 grams of garlic and add glucose to taste. Take 20 mills of the concoction one hour before expected landing time.. for further information on the same visit http://www.mayoclinic.co...sfunction-herbs/MC00064 does this really work? what will happen to the landing gear and the person if you do all this preparing to land, then loh and behold kunanyesha?
then someone might have to hold the mic and MC the event Lol! Leo watu wamekunywa nini? ni friday siku ya landing, leo ni leo, hope kusinyeshe kwangu does your other half know you're on wazua? Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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Rank: Member Joined: 7/9/2011 Posts: 730 Location: Nairobi
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butterflyke wrote:kiterunner wrote:washiku wrote:kiterunner wrote:King G wrote:maka wrote:Muheani wrote:meow wrote:A colleague has confided to me that for the last 6 months or so he has been losing firmness like nonsense...it wont last a minute stiff. He has been advised to seek medical advice to check on his prostrate gland etc...is there any homemade remedy before he can undress before a doctor? PS: A genuine colleague and he drinks only max 3 Guinness per outing. Take 250mils water add 25 grams of Crashed tangawizi, add 45 grams of onion juice, 45grams of KAle juice, 45 grams of Crashed groundnuts, 15 grams of garlic and add glucose to taste. Take 20 mills of the concoction one hour before expected landing time.. for further information on the same visit http://www.mayoclinic.co...sfunction-herbs/MC00064 does this really work? what will happen to the landing gear and the person if you do all this preparing to land, then loh and behold kunanyesha?
then someone might have to hold the mic and MC the event Lol! Leo watu wamekunywa nini? ni friday siku ya landing, leo ni leo, hope kusinyeshe kwangu does your other half know you're on wazua? she knows am on wazua, but hajui jina no mvua our goals are best achieved indirectly
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