This one I agree. But you don't to do murram if you are willing to avoid some sections. For instance, take the tarmac from Machakos all the way through Kathonzweni to emerge near Kibwezi. Then cross over and drive to Loitoktok if you wish or drive back to Nairobi through Mombasa road.

This is a scenic hidden gem.

For people with the time and patience, may I suggest the 'double mountains route.' Start from Nairobi and drive to Nyahururu, preferably using the new Njabini-Dudori road and turning right at Ol Kalou.

From Nyahururu drive to Nyeri town, passing Baks new keja in Mweiga, and turn off to Kerugoya-Embu at Karatina town. Then all the way past Meru round Mount Kenya and through Nanyuki, Karatina, Sagana and back to Nairobi.

You can do it in a leisurely weekend. The scenery is to die for.

I bet to enjoy this thoroughly you need atleast 3 days... stopovers in-between.

go to magadi town. on your way stop over at olepolos for choma and your way back stop at tinga town and enquire about plots.
To avoid lions on the road as you exit the rongai republic use karen ngong

At least we get to know what our lovely country has to offer.

Sasa unaona. McReggae emerged from Ndumberi route unscathed. Now try the scenic Village market, Tigoni, Limuru route.

This is a great route, especially towards Limuru and the tea plantations.

Here is another scenic route that I have not done in a long time.

Start from Nairobi to Thika - turn right on Garissa road and keep going. Past Matuu, Yatta, Ukasi - it used to be a legal requirement to wait for a convoy here. Then on to Garissa. Spend the night, pray you survive the terrorists. Those days the only place you could get a guaranteed cold beer was at Oasis or the the PC's compound.

Next morning head back towards Nairobi, cross the Tana rive bridge and turn left towards, Hola, Garsen, Malindi, Kilifi, Mombasa.

Arrive Mombasa very late, dusty and dog tired (don't worry, it is all tarmac these days). Lodge at the Castle Hotel (does it still exist?), careful of the Fatima's attention.

Early next morning head north towards Mazeras, Voi, Archers Post et al. Arrive Nairobi late evening, again dog tired but happy. Stop at Deep West for a cold beer and the best of Wenge Musica. Another weekend done, plus a day if you gave in to Fatima's temptation.

The scenery is mostly desert. Not much by day, but see it under the moonlight and you'll never forget.

Who says our country is boring?

Exactment!!!!!
I have wondered how people katia and wins gals in those noisy pubs while holding beers, in those noisy pubs its only possible to win a a harlot!!!!!!!

sounds interesting. should do this route sometime.