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Impunity
#11 Posted : Tuesday, April 16, 2013 12:10:15 PM
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jaggernaut wrote:
Impunity wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Impunity wrote:
marko wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
RINK

Be very careful when visiting game parks.






So by the time the elephant was done the car had changed from a chev to a honda...Ama the pics are for effect?Shame on you


Guys are really fake in their quest for publicity...the first pic is true and happened in SA game park...the car was simply over turned and never trampled upon.
Hiyo ya pili ni effects ya kuvuta phangi wet due to on going rains...so the car was pounded till it changed from Chevrolet to Hyundai???

Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you


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A little more pounding and the car would have turned into a probox, who knows?

Pray Pray Pray Pray


Luckily they don't attack probox. So YOU (impunity) are safe, you can even drive under the elephant and milk it.


I dont need to drive under an elephant to get miok, the Jubiree gaament will provide free miok very soon.
By the way can your elephant transform a bulldozer to a combine harvester?

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Intelligentsia
#12 Posted : Tuesday, April 16, 2013 12:15:18 PM
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@jaggernaut, bro kubali yaishe.
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King G
#13 Posted : Tuesday, April 16, 2013 12:20:29 PM
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Intelligentsia wrote:
@jaggernaut, bro kubali yaishe.


peace be with him - toothcomb has done you in @jaggernaut
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McReggae
#14 Posted : Tuesday, April 16, 2013 12:22:17 PM
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King G wrote:
Intelligentsia wrote:
@jaggernaut, bro kubali yaishe.


peace be with him - toothcomb has done you in @jaggernaut



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radio
#15 Posted : Tuesday, April 16, 2013 12:42:04 PM
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I have been up close to a held of elephants at sweetwaters in Nanyuki and one of the elephants charged towards our car. The guide said elephants dislike diesel fuels. If you find yourself into such a situation, remain calm Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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Mukiri
#16 Posted : Tuesday, April 16, 2013 12:56:41 PM
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radio wrote:
I have been up close to a held of elephants at sweetwaters in Nanyuki and one of the elephants charged towards our car. The guide said elephants dislike diesel fuels. If you find yourself into such a situation, remain calm Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

What does 'Remain calm' mean? If it means 'get the f out of its way', then I'm doing that. If it means 'Take a few deep breathes and don't make any sudden movements', then you do that and take some pictures while you are it.

Proverbs 19:21
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mlefu
#17 Posted : Tuesday, April 16, 2013 12:58:08 PM
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we usually do rounds on Allex..if only we knew..then the insurance company pays for a VX...food for thought.
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Impunity
#18 Posted : Tuesday, April 16, 2013 1:08:02 PM
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mlefu wrote:
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we usually do rounds on Allex..if only we knew..then the insurance company pays for a VX...food for thought.


I am planning to drive my Plombox into Amboseli very soon so that I may claim a Range Rover sport HSE from my insurer because by the time they arrive at the "make over site" the plombox would have been converted to a Range-sport!!!
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chemos
#19 Posted : Tuesday, April 16, 2013 1:12:32 PM
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Impunity wrote:
mlefu wrote:
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we usually do rounds on Allex..if only we knew..then the insurance company pays for a VX...food for thought.


I am planning to drive my Plombox into Amboseli very soon so that I may claim a Range Rover sport HSE from my insurer because by the time they arrive at the "make over site" the plombox would have been converted to a Range-sport!!!
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wachaneni na jaggerbomb....
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Ngong
#20 Posted : Tuesday, April 16, 2013 4:02:25 PM
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That WEED thread is a real eye opener!
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