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segemia
#61 Posted : Thursday, April 11, 2013 6:08:26 PM
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jguru wrote:
For Sport wrote:
Getting rid of a spouse is a lot harder than acquiring one


Especially a spouse who doesn't want to leave.

Court cases might last 30 years: 10yrs high court, 10yrs Court of Appeal, 10yrs Supreme Court.

A man should ask himself why the wife is getting banged behind his back. That's his job. He must be limping on the job. smile


At some certain age, the wives pants become extremely hot. At this age she often tend to think that the husband is the barrier to her sexual satisfaction which is not necessarily the case. So the hubbies are not entirely to blame.
jguru
#62 Posted : Thursday, April 11, 2013 6:09:14 PM
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segemia wrote:
For Sport wrote:
Getting rid of a spouse is a lot harder than acquiring one


Very true pal, but sometimes a need arises when one has to get rid of the other. How becomes the challenge.


Ask @Mawinder for contacts of some very resourceful Gachie ninjas. smile
Set out to correct the world's wrongs and you will most certainly wind up adding to them.
AlphDoti
#63 Posted : Thursday, April 11, 2013 6:10:07 PM
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Joined: 6/20/2008
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Location: Kenya
Behemoth wrote:
segemia wrote:
On another wouldn't the smses be treated like circumstancial evidence?

@segemia;
In Kenya , the grounds for divorce huwa ni any of the following Brutality, adultery, desertation & unsound mind AND a very remote one (special case) is if the marriage, like any contract was entered into under conditions that would make the contract NOT BINDING.

The later is negated by the new 6-month law d'oh! d'oh!

On a serious note
I always tell you that the mistake was done (mkosa-olifanyika) the moment Africans embraced Western culture Liar Liar

Now you're stuck:
- did you know in your secular marriage, your wife can start flirting with other men the next day after wedding and nothing you can do?
- she can cheat on you, but since you don't have hard evidence, she'll get away in your current courts?

I'm glad
Islam Marriage, divorce, and inheritance is such a simple matter.

IMPORTANT:
Our Muslim married ladies are the best. They don't flirt on phone with other men. All praise be to Allah Dancing !!
segemia
#64 Posted : Thursday, April 11, 2013 6:10:25 PM
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@ all,

It seems under the present circumstances the wife can only be "netted" using the adultery bit.

Haiya!..Are you guys so far saying huyu bwana bado hajamshika bibi, mpaka amshike peupe kimacho macho? Eish! Dudu baya kabisa.
jguru
#65 Posted : Thursday, April 11, 2013 6:11:43 PM
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Joined: 10/25/2007
Posts: 1,574
segemia wrote:
jguru wrote:
For Sport wrote:
Getting rid of a spouse is a lot harder than acquiring one


Especially a spouse who doesn't want to leave.

Court cases might last 30 years: 10yrs high court, 10yrs Court of Appeal, 10yrs Supreme Court.

A man should ask himself why the wife is getting banged behind his back. That's his job. He must be limping on the job. smile


At some certain age, the wives pants become extremely hot. At this age she often tend to think that the husband is the barrier to her sexual satisfaction which is not necessarily the case. So the hubbies are not entirely to blame.


And the wives are not to blame either because the 'hotness' comes naturally with age. smile It's the man's task to handle the heat.
Set out to correct the world's wrongs and you will most certainly wind up adding to them.
segemia
#66 Posted : Thursday, April 11, 2013 6:13:34 PM
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jguru wrote:
segemia wrote:
For Sport wrote:
Getting rid of a spouse is a lot harder than acquiring one


Very true pal, but sometimes a need arises when one has to get rid of the other. How becomes the challenge.


Ask @Mawinder for contacts of some very resourceful Gachie ninjas. smile


Wachana na stylo ya @mawinder. It is too infact extremely barbaric to the pleasurephilic woman.

Or did you mean to fix the other man????
AlphDoti
#67 Posted : Thursday, April 11, 2013 6:14:42 PM
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Location: Kenya
segemia wrote:
jguru wrote:
For Sport wrote:
Getting rid of a spouse is a lot harder than acquiring one

Especially a spouse who doesn't want to leave.

Court cases might last 30 years: 10yrs high court, 10yrs Court of Appeal, 10yrs Supreme Court.

A man should ask himself why the wife is getting banged behind his back. That's his job. He must be limping on the job. smile

At some certain age, the wives pants become extremely hot. At this age she often tend to think that the husband is the barrier to her sexual satisfaction which is not necessarily the case. So the hubbies are not entirely to blame.

Not necessarilly Shame on you Shame on you

You see all of us are same biologically (substantially). That means, we may all be hot down there, but you see the problem is opportunity. And whether you can get away with it or not.

So a lady who knows she can get away with the crime will attempt it.

IMPORTANT: Most people are guided by the fear for God, and this makes them avoid these said opportunities. They stick with their spouses. And if you cannot, then you marry another one (for Muslims).
jguru
#68 Posted : Thursday, April 11, 2013 6:17:46 PM
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Joined: 10/25/2007
Posts: 1,574
segemia wrote:
@ all,

It seems under the present circumstances the wife can only be "netted" using the adultery bit.

Haiya!..Are you guys so far saying huyu bwana bado hajamshika bibi, mpaka amshike peupe kimacho macho? Eish! Dudu baya kabisa.


Yes. And he needs to take a video or photos as evidence. Or has witnesses to the act (actual penetration). You cannot compel her to a sex kit test or VJ swabs after the act because you want to collect evidence. This is not a criminal case.
Set out to correct the world's wrongs and you will most certainly wind up adding to them.
segemia
#69 Posted : Thursday, April 11, 2013 6:18:16 PM
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Joined: 2/20/2009
Posts: 658
AlphDoti wrote:
Behemoth wrote:
segemia wrote:
On another wouldn't the smses be treated like circumstancial evidence?

@segemia;
In Kenya , the grounds for divorce huwa ni any of the following Brutality, adultery, desertation & unsound mind AND a very remote one (special case) is if the marriage, like any contract was entered into under conditions that would make the contract NOT BINDING.

The later is negated by the new 6-month law d'oh! d'oh!

On a serious note
I always tell you that the mistake was done (mkosa-olifanyika) the moment Africans embraced Western culture Liar Liar

Now you're stuck:
- did you know in your secular marriage, your wife can start flirting with other men the next day after wedding and nothing you can do?
- she can cheat on you, but since you don't have hard evidence, she'll get away in your current courts?

I'm glad
Islam Marriage, divorce, and inheritance is such a simple matter.

IMPORTANT:
Our Muslim married ladies are the best. They don't flirt on phone with other men. All praise be to Allah :d/ !!


Since this institution has evolved, I bet we (husbands) have to evolve too.
jguru
#70 Posted : Thursday, April 11, 2013 6:19:41 PM
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Joined: 10/25/2007
Posts: 1,574
segemia wrote:
jguru wrote:
segemia wrote:
For Sport wrote:
Getting rid of a spouse is a lot harder than acquiring one


Very true pal, but sometimes a need arises when one has to get rid of the other. How becomes the challenge.


Ask @Mawinder for contacts of some very resourceful Gachie ninjas. smile


Wachana na stylo ya @mawinder. It is too infact extremely barbaric to the pleasurephilic woman.

Or did you mean to fix the other man????


@Mawinder can fix both of them. smile

Those witchdoctors from Zanzibar who make people get stuck? smile
Set out to correct the world's wrongs and you will most certainly wind up adding to them.
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