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flywhisk
#11 Posted : Friday, November 20, 2009 7:49:00 AM
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Joined: 11/13/2009
Posts: 20
@ brav,how are the bravlets?
brav
#12 Posted : Friday, November 20, 2009 7:57:00 AM
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Joined: 11/26/2008
Posts: 745
@flywhisk Bravlet A: Is doing okay she clossing school this-comming-tuesday.

Bravlet B: Is learning how to walk and playing drums with kijiko na sahani,so far he has broken two already,and still counting.


Usichoke kutafuta salary
Njunge
#13 Posted : Friday, November 20, 2009 8:13:00 AM
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Joined: 2/7/2007
Posts: 11,935
Location: Nairobi
There is this lady who just walked in and a pal realises she is pregnant.Later,the fellow notes thus,'Sasa ali-plug-iwa na yeye aka-save?'

Old man about town....
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
brav
#14 Posted : Friday, November 20, 2009 8:30:00 AM
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Joined: 11/26/2008
Posts: 745
@Njunge that was mean but true lol. I once was with a dimwit in tao and a pregnant lady happened to pass and the dimwit had the audacity to 'whisper' to me(actually it was shouting) 'I can bet you huyo dame si virgoh'.

@Ako I hope you werent the guy with the DMAX...



Usichoke kutafuta salary
Ric dees
#15 Posted : Friday, November 20, 2009 8:31:00 AM
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Joined: 3/6/2008
Posts: 632
Back from Central Africa and i must say DRC is quite something in all instances and purposes.Arrived at Njili Airport and took a 1991 Mercedes cab,Five minutes into the journey the cabbie blurts out 'Wewe umebebwa na Mercedes huko Kenya' almost choked on my saliva,dint answer back,i was staying in a hotel near the world famous JETEMBA,arguably the best rave joint in Africa excluding SA,the cabbie blubbed endlessley about it and that was that,next day flew to Bangui pronounced as Bangii..and there civilization ceased to exist,they have very defined jaw bones and believe it or not people were standing/squatting in the caravan i flew in and,i saw families crossing the runway their children in tow just like you would see on jogoo/mombasa road,i drank very nice Belgian beer called 33 and the receipt is stamped in gold and the cost $5!!!!! looked for the nearest exit (that is robbery).

Bact to Kinshasa went for a burial there i tell you Kinshasa has 10mil guys and the place is massive like Kitengela to Thika,In this instance the church service was eg Kasarani and we had to pass the airport again to go to the cemetrey a journey of 4 hours,now real drama at the cemetrey there people who live by there and i couldn't understand why.As we were praying/crying this guys came to sell us njugus and stuff and people bought as they cried and they come crying as well found it funny i must say.Met a nice lady in Jetemba said i can marry her,only to ask me $100 later on ..what was i smoking!!!

On my flight back there was some Naija couple with Kids and when we were being served the Naija man in his accent insisted they be served first and i quote ' Madam,Madam serve us first,we are more hungry than the children' ....

Have a fulfilled weekend.

Success is not measured by what you accomplish,but by the opposition you have encountered and the courage with which you have maintained the struggle against the overwhelming odds'

The greatest danger in times of turbulence is not the turbulence; it is to act with yesterday's logic.
leona
#16 Posted : Friday, November 20, 2009 10:09:00 AM
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Joined: 8/1/2008
Posts: 1,432
Location: Marsabit
@Brav
LMAO! You have made my furahiday..hehehe..you gat jokes! Pole for the drama though..

I cant even attempt to match up...but here's one,just for a furahiday beer mood...

A man,sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house,was contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his wife,lost his children,lost his job.
He notices a crate of BEER bottles and walks up to it. He takes out an empty bottle,smashing it into the concrete wall swearing,'You are the reason I don't have a wife'; second bottle,'You are the reason I don't have my children'; third bottle 'You are the
reason I lost my job'.
He notices the fourth BOTTLE is sealed and still full of beer . He takes the bottle,puts it aside and says 'I know you were not involved'.

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't..
Nevermind what haters say, ignore them til they fade away - Just live your life
moonshine
#17 Posted : Friday, November 20, 2009 10:53:00 AM
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Joined: 9/28/2009
Posts: 8
@Djinn,

Nkt means clicking your mouth,the way naijas do it .like when your are upset .its a bad habit dont try it at home




God's time is the best.
Wendz
#18 Posted : Friday, November 20, 2009 11:32:00 AM
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Joined: 6/19/2008
Posts: 4,268
Today just about lunchtime in a govt office

Me: hello
Guy: to you (disinterested)
(am like,whaat? or may be he didnt hear me so i try again)

Me: Good afternoon
Guy: to you (now with an attitude and a strong one may be for invading is 'just about lunchtime')

What The Fuuuuuu..............rniture!!!

Now,i dont like this answer one bit!!! cant someone just say 'hello' or 'good afternoon' back?

Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
smano
#19 Posted : Friday, November 20, 2009 12:00:00 PM
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Joined: 12/13/2006
Posts: 2,589
@brav you've just made my day,why lie. have you ever noticed it's mostly relaz who ask such stupid questions ati for small talk?

smano
BEER IS LIVING PROOF THAT GOD LOVES US AND WANTS US TO BE HAPPY!
Magigi
#20 Posted : Friday, November 20, 2009 12:18:00 PM
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Joined: 3/31/2008
Posts: 7,081
Location: Kenya
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