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The Real Shaft
#1 Posted : Wednesday, August 05, 2009 12:27:00 PM
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this one is a complete sell-out....

ladies and gentlemen....

on the male chauvanistic corner we have.....

Mr. I-have-benched-a-whole-village.....

Kiiiizzzzzeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......

and in the lady corner.....

we have Ms. Lady-in-blue-cuff-and-lipstick-i-will-arrest-you..

Kiiiinnnyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeee.........

who would win....

overwhelmingly.....

I'm the real Massey F.....shut your mouth
I'm the real Massey Fergu...... Shut your mouth....
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The Real Shaft
#2 Posted : Wednesday, August 05, 2009 12:38:00 PM
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where is your sense of humour....???

this is not a Belgian joke....!!!!

I'm the real Massey F.....shut your mouth
I'm the real Massey Fergu...... Shut your mouth....
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McReggae
#3 Posted : Wednesday, August 05, 2009 12:54:00 PM
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TRS,kizee just pulled a quick one on you!!!!

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated.
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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The General
#4 Posted : Wednesday, August 05, 2009 12:56:00 PM
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@ TRS,is that soup on your shirt :)

The thicker the thigh the sweeter the pie.
The thicker the thigh the sweeter the pie.
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Njunge
#5 Posted : Wednesday, August 05, 2009 1:03:00 PM
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@TRS,

Haya......sasa mwenyewe umechokoza.......and you can't even bench-press 350 grams......huh..!!...and Kizee knows your drinking hole.....He will wring you until you ooze malt....Then throw you across town and land some place in Mlolongo.......shauri yako...

Old man about town....
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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The General
#6 Posted : Wednesday, August 05, 2009 1:05:00 PM
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@ TRS,

as you dust yourself off in mlolongo,Kinyee shall appear from God knows where and handcuff you.. Season 2

The thicker the thigh the sweeter the pie.
The thicker the thigh the sweeter the pie.
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Kaigangio
#7 Posted : Wednesday, August 05, 2009 1:35:00 PM
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....and the story will not end there....the determined kizee will follow you just to make sure that your manyee (balls) have been squeezed real good....

NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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adept
#8 Posted : Wednesday, August 05, 2009 1:42:00 PM
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Now this is turning out to be a really funny story. LOL
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leona
#9 Posted : Wednesday, August 05, 2009 1:46:00 PM
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..and by the time TRS asks kinyee what's her number...kizee has already dialled 911...

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't..
Nevermind what haters say, ignore them til they fade away - Just live your life
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The Real Shaft
#10 Posted : Wednesday, August 05, 2009 1:49:00 PM
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woiiiii......

I hear there's a muscular woman..

looking for me.....

this is taking a joke too near....

I'm the real Massey F.....shut your mouth
I'm the real Massey Fergu...... Shut your mouth....
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