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essyk
#1 Posted : Wednesday, March 20, 2013 8:41:35 PM
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Joined: 11/15/2011
Posts: 4,518
There are many benefits that come along with this rainy season.The goverment has even urged citizens to maximise it. Are you?

1. Tap rainy water and use it for gardening etc.Reduce your h2o bill as a result.

2.My no.1 benefit is the presence is Tsiswa.

For those unfamiliar with the term,tsiswa are roasted flying termites.
Some prefer eating them raw while others prefer then pan fried.

While walking home one evening, I saw this dude walking with mouth wide open.Thought he was yawning but he kept chewing every now and then.
He was catching tsiswa with his mouth and digesting as he walked home cz there were so many of them flying around.God bless him.
Now if you have never tasted tsiswa you are missing out on a good thing.
Tonite I was preparing a meatless meal, when suddenly like manna from the skies,a tsiswa dropped straight into my pan. Meat brought itself.

My advice to meat lovers,those things are full of proteins,so save on meat cost by opening your windows in the evening and let them fly straight into your pot.
Thank me later.


3.The other benefit esp to the married ones.
Cuddling is best during this season.
Reduce club costs and stay indoors to cuddle.
smile



"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
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maka
#2 Posted : Wednesday, March 20, 2013 9:05:10 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 4/22/2010
Posts: 11,522
Location: Nairobi
essyk wrote:
There are many benefits that come along with this rainy season.The goverment has even urged citizens to maximise it. Are you?

1. Tap rainy water and use it for gardening etc.Reduce your h2o bill as a result.

2.My no.1 benefit is the presence is Tsiswa.

For those unfamiliar with the term,tsiswa are roasted flying termites.
Some prefer eating them raw while others prefer then pan fried.

While walking home one evening, I saw this dude walking with mouth wide open.Thought he was yawning but he kept chewing every now and then.
He was catching tsiswa with his mouth and digesting as he walked home cz there were so many of them flying around.God bless him.
Now if you have never tasted tsiswa you are missing out on a good thing.
Tonite I was preparing a meatless meal, when suddenly like manna from the skies,a tsiswa dropped straight into my pan. Meat brought itself.

My advice to meat lovers,those things are full of proteins,so save on meat cost by opening your windows in the evening and let them fly straight into your pot.
Thank me later.


3.The other benefit esp to the married ones.
Cuddling is best during this season.
Reduce club costs and stay indoors to cuddle.
smile




...no.3 doesnt work for some of us,maybe.I should get a whole mtungi of vaseline
possunt quia posse videntur
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radio
#3 Posted : Wednesday, March 20, 2013 9:26:16 PM
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Joined: 11/9/2009
Posts: 2,003
Laughing out loudlyLaughing out loudlyLaughing out loudlyLaughing out loudly@essyk, bless you soul for making my rather dull evening.


@maka why dont you and @essyk consider that last point?
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Mastermind
#4 Posted : Wednesday, March 20, 2013 9:29:29 PM
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Joined: 1/25/2012
Posts: 1,624
Location: Langley
maka wrote:
essyk wrote:
There are many benefits that come along with this rainy season.The goverment has even urged citizens to maximise it. Are you?

1. Tap rainy water and use it for gardening etc.Reduce your h2o bill as a result.

2.My no.1 benefit is the presence is Tsiswa.

For those unfamiliar with the term,tsiswa are roasted flying termites.
Some prefer eating them raw while others prefer then pan fried.

While walking home one evening, I saw this dude walking with mouth wide open.Thought he was yawning but he kept chewing every now and then.
He was catching tsiswa with his mouth and digesting as he walked home cz there were so many of them flying around.God bless him.
Now if you have never tasted tsiswa you are missing out on a good thing.
Tonite I was preparing a meatless meal, when suddenly like manna from the skies,a tsiswa dropped straight into my pan. Meat brought itself.

My advice to meat lovers,those things are full of proteins,so save on meat cost by opening your windows in the evening and let them fly straight into your pot.
Thank me later.


3.The other benefit esp to the married ones.
Cuddling is best during this season.
Reduce club costs and stay indoors to cuddle.
smile




...no.3 doesnt work for some of us,maybe.I should get a whole mtungi of vaseline


Nivea works better.
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
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essyk
#5 Posted : Wednesday, March 20, 2013 9:37:44 PM
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Joined: 11/15/2011
Posts: 4,518
Ai! nini sasa na magolden fries??

Get a big teddy bear for company or reduce bed size


"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
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Toxicity
#6 Posted : Wednesday, March 20, 2013 9:47:13 PM
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Joined: 1/15/2010
Posts: 458
essyk you crazy the last time I heard of tsiswa was kitambo sana....
update president set president = speaker where president is null
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Mukiri
#7 Posted : Wednesday, March 20, 2013 9:59:26 PM
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Joined: 7/11/2012
Posts: 5,222
Mastermind wrote:
maka wrote:
essyk wrote:
There are many benefits that come along with this rainy season.The goverment has even urged citizens to maximise it. Are you?

1. Tap rainy water and use it for gardening etc.Reduce your h2o bill as a result.

2.My no.1 benefit is the presence is Tsiswa.

For those unfamiliar with the term,tsiswa are roasted flying termites.
Some prefer eating them raw while others prefer then pan fried.

While walking home one evening, I saw this dude walking with mouth wide open.Thought he was yawning but he kept chewing every now and then.
He was catching tsiswa with his mouth and digesting as he walked home cz there were so many of them flying around.God bless him.
Now if you have never tasted tsiswa you are missing out on a good thing.
Tonite I was preparing a meatless meal, when suddenly like manna from the skies,a tsiswa dropped straight into my pan. Meat brought itself.

My advice to meat lovers,those things are full of proteins,so save on meat cost by opening your windows in the evening and let them fly straight into your pot.
Thank me later.


3.The other benefit esp to the married ones.
Cuddling is best during this season.
Reduce club costs and stay indoors to cuddle.
smile




...no.3 doesnt work for some of us,maybe.I should get a whole mtungi of vaseline


Nivea works better.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Ndlama!

Proverbs 19:21
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essyk
#8 Posted : Wednesday, March 20, 2013 10:07:40 PM
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Posts: 4,518
Toxicity wrote:
essyk you crazy the last time I heard of tsiswa was kitambo sana....


Go back to real food.Wachana na burgers and modern chicken.
They make guys grow breasts and speak in soprano.

Here sample my dinner.



I swaaar they taste like crisps.
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
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