Let's strike a deal.....

between you and me..... yes you.......

I want to be the next President of Kenya..... the Republic of Kenya.........

but I know how we do things in politics .....

you are asking what will it benefit you.....???


1)...... as the Chief Executive...... I will clean the slate......

anyone rumoured or suggested to be corrupt is shown the door....

then we can do things the TRS style......

we shall be zillionaires in 30 days max....


2) ...... As the CIC... I will annex Southern Sudan......

and eastern Uganda......

the Karamajong..... will stop stealing from Turkana and Pokots...

all cattle will belong to me ....

and my buddies......


3) ...... All Judges will be sacked......

and new ones appointed....

without the fuss of tribunals.....

then all my croonies can buy my support.....

and they will all be judges.....

two for each district..


4) .... all the state corporations shall be run by my kith and kin......

and I will disband KACC.......


5) .... disband CMA...... and NSE.......

and create a new body premised in State House.....

I will approve all transactions......


6) ...... all imports and exports....

will be commissioned through my clearing and forwarding house....

and i will buy out all other houses......


7) ..... and I will be the Registrar of Marriages......

anyone applying to marry will have to be tested.....

all male..... on their level of holding alcohol.....

all brides.... on...... you know.......


so help me kick start my campaign.......

all will benefit.....

my slogan shall be

All for none...... and none for me

I'm the real Massey F.....shut your mouth

for you....

there will be a Ministry for Waste and Comfort.....

I'm the real Massey F.....shut your mouth

Is the post of Armenian brothers vacant? Consider me in.

Osama bin Laden