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The Real Shaft
#1 Posted : Wednesday, November 04, 2009 8:17:00 AM
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A fellow suspected that his wife ws cheating on him....

so he hired the only detective he could get... a Chinese PI...

After two days of scouting he got the following report...

Most honourable sir,

You leave house... i watch house....He come to house... He and She leave house,...

I follow he and she.... He and She walk into Hotel... I climb tree... I look through window...

He kiss She... She kiss he back.....She strip he... He strip She... He play with She..

She play with He...

I play with Me...

Me fall off tree...

I no see....

No fee...

Ding Lee



I'm the real Massey F.....shut your mouth
I'm the real Massey Fergu...... Shut your mouth....
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Njunge
#2 Posted : Wednesday, November 04, 2009 8:24:00 AM
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@Burekenge,
It must be a very slow Wednesday........Mbuzi imekula nyasi?

Old man about town....
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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The Real Shaft
#3 Posted : Wednesday, November 04, 2009 8:29:00 AM
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too slow...

wish the world was moving at my pace...

now I have to sit and wait for the world to catch up....

most boring...

mbuzi zimekula nyasi ya kutosha....


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Njunge
#4 Posted : Wednesday, November 04, 2009 8:32:00 AM
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Bas......lala chini ya muti..........Si usingizi ni bure?...lol.

Old man about town....
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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The Real Shaft
#5 Posted : Wednesday, November 04, 2009 8:33:00 AM
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ningojee maembe yaanguke chini...???

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Njunge
#6 Posted : Wednesday, November 04, 2009 8:36:00 AM
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Nyama choma na maembe.......Si utanyamba sana?

Old man about town....
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Achiever
#7 Posted : Wednesday, November 04, 2009 8:36:00 AM
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Joined: 5/12/2009
Posts: 152
guka...you r nuts..!!!......but i will take him a blanket

shaft...

the other one really touched me...-:)


don't worry....be happy
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The Real Shaft
#8 Posted : Wednesday, November 04, 2009 8:37:00 AM
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blanketi...

sina haja...

my kondoos are knitting sweaters and shawls.....


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Njunge
#9 Posted : Wednesday, November 04, 2009 8:44:00 AM
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Ole Polos hakuna haja ya blanketi........Lakini uvae suruali.We do not want to see you in tommorrow's dailys.

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The Real Shaft
#10 Posted : Wednesday, November 04, 2009 8:48:00 AM
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sasa..

ukiendelea kuvaa nappies....

hata saa hii....

utapata kijana kweli....

wacha zipate baridi kidogo....


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