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wanyuru
#31 Posted : Thursday, March 22, 2012 11:51:51 AM
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dunkang wrote:


9. MAIZE Poop: Declares what you had for dinner!



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washiku
#32 Posted : Thursday, March 14, 2013 2:20:31 PM
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6. poop is really one long, mostly continuous sausage before it comes out. It gets its "link" look because we tend to pinch off lengths of it with the anal sphincter as the poop emerges. If a person pinches hard enough, the poop separates into several turd units. If the person doesn't pinch that hard, the turds may stay connected. If you can remain sufficiently relaxed, you can produce an awesomely long poop that will coil up inside the toilet


chemos
#33 Posted : Thursday, March 14, 2013 2:58:57 PM
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Brari Mavi ya kuku ako wapi?
Mukiri
#34 Posted : Thursday, March 14, 2013 11:31:44 PM
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Applause Applause Applause @dunkang Great info. People might scoff and laugh at it, sadly it might pass them by but nobody will say they weren't told.

1. Please talk about squatting while pooping. It's the recommended way and there are devices to make it possible.
2. Please talk about enemas/colonics and their importance/risks. 'You are full of shit' might be a literary true statement!
3. Drinking water immediately after food dilutes the stomach acid and slows down digestion. One can bloat for long and pass gas.
4. Kefir, Sauerkraut, natural yogurts, probiotics should be in everyones diet in this era of antibiotics, chlorine, GMOs, pesticide/fungicides laced foods, hormone injected meat(beef, chicken). Most of those pot-bellies are actually laden with dirt (poop)Sad

I recently learnt that my body doesn't digest Almonds well. I bloat and the nut particles are in the poop. It does pay to take time and analyze your poop everytime. If one can keep a food/poop diaryApplause

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essyk
#35 Posted : Thursday, March 14, 2013 11:54:04 PM
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WHOOOOOOA!! Huku ni wapi!!

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by the way i have seen something resembling a toilet bowl on this thread nikashut fast.
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Intelligentsia
#36 Posted : Friday, March 15, 2013 9:33:39 AM
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Djinn wrote:
...When the US President travels, there is someone to collect his poop.


So how does this executive shit collector dude describe his job to his drinking mates when at their local Alfajiri?
bebeto
#37 Posted : Friday, March 15, 2013 10:51:50 AM
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Were u a student of Mr. Ngetich-? (PHE course, civil, moi university?) He liked the shit...but calculations were not his thing.
"The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions" - Alfred adler
bkismat
#38 Posted : Friday, March 15, 2013 11:27:45 AM
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bebeto wrote:
Were u a student of Mr. Ngetich-? (PHE course, civil, moi university?) He liked the shit...but calculations were not his thing.

Small world it is.Which year?
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt...
-Mark Twain
washiku
#39 Posted : Friday, March 15, 2013 12:11:50 PM
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Intelligentsia wrote:
Djinn wrote:
...When the US President travels, there is someone to collect his poop.


So how does this executive shit collector dude describe his job to his drinking mates when at their local Alfajiri?

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#40 Posted : Friday, March 15, 2013 12:58:28 PM
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Is it a coincidence that R gets in trouble in March then we ban syasir? Then we start discussn sh¥t
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