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simonkabz
#1 Posted : Monday, March 11, 2013 11:01:51 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2007
Posts: 8,776
Location: Cameroon
Huyu guka amenimaliza lol!

By Kimani Gatiba
An elder at a local church in
Naivasha has been
suspended after his phone
rang with a lewd ringtone in
the middle of a sermon last
Sunday.
The elder’s phone, which is
said to have been in the inner
pocket of his tightly buttoned
coat, led to a prolonged
disruption before he could
reach it.
“He disrupted the sermon for
a considerably long time as
he struggled to reach for his
ringing phone,” said one
member of the congregation.
Innuendo
Those present said the
discordant ringtone consisted
of sexual innuendos, which
left most of them heads bent
with embarrassment due to
the presence of children.
“It is understandable that at
times one might forget to
switch off their mobile
phones during a church
service but all the same,
Mugithi ringtones are
unacceptable in the church,”
said a senior pastor.
The Mugithi ringtone the
pastor was referring to, is a
corruption of secular Kikuyu
compositions whereby some
of the words in the original
compositions are substituted
with sexual expletives.
“It is shameful, especially in
the house of the Lord,”
added the shocked pastor.
It also turned out that the
said elder’s integrity has been
questioned in the recent past,
but the church had not
received any concrete
evidence about the negative
things mentioned about him.
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
dunkang
#2 Posted : Monday, March 11, 2013 11:09:29 AM
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Posts: 4,824
Location: -1.2107, 36.8831
His phone's ringtone had been hacked. FYI, the call was just provisional and the caller must talk physically since that is the only legally acceptable way.
Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.” ― Rashi

Magigi
#3 Posted : Monday, March 11, 2013 11:16:27 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/31/2008
Posts: 7,081
Location: Kenya
@Simonkabz
Hujasikia ile story ya pastor who woke up one Sunday morning from a brothel and headed straight to church. His sermon for that day was immorality/adultery. While dressing he mistook the prostitute's g-string for his handkerchief and quickly put it in his pocket. While hitting point after point to his congregation, he removed the pantie to wipe sweat on his face. The whole congregation, who were so keen and attentive, upon seeing this, all fainted!!!
simonkabz
#4 Posted : Monday, March 11, 2013 11:17:01 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2007
Posts: 8,776
Location: Cameroon
Is there a remote chance that huyu guka tunamjua?
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
simonkabz
#5 Posted : Monday, March 11, 2013 11:18:39 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2007
Posts: 8,776
Location: Cameroon
Magigi wrote:
@Simonkabz
Hujasikia ile story ya pastor who woke up one Sunday morning from a brothel and headed straight to church. His sermon for that day was immorality/adultery. While dressing he mistook the prostitute's g-string for his handkerchief and quickly put it in his pocket. While hitting point after point to his congregation, he removed the pantie to wipe sweat on his face. The whole congregation, who were so keen and attentive, upon seeing this, all fainted!!!


Laughing out loudly I hope sio pastor M.
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
leona
#6 Posted : Monday, March 11, 2013 11:20:16 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 8/1/2008
Posts: 1,432
Location: Marsabit
Hehehe...Good one! Phew,finally something that's not political

Could this mzee be our very own @Guka?
Nevermind what haters say, ignore them til they fade away - Just live your life
maka
#7 Posted : Monday, March 11, 2013 11:23:21 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 4/22/2010
Posts: 11,522
Location: Nairobi
waaah how do you wiggle your way out of that...damn
possunt quia posse videntur
Magigi
#8 Posted : Monday, March 11, 2013 11:27:56 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/31/2008
Posts: 7,081
Location: Kenya
simonkabz wrote:
Magigi wrote:
@Simonkabz
Hujasikia ile story ya pastor who woke up one Sunday morning from a brothel and headed straight to church. His sermon for that day was immorality/adultery. While dressing he mistook the prostitute's g-string for his handkerchief and quickly put it in his pocket. While hitting point after point to his congregation, he removed the pantie to wipe sweat on his face. The whole congregation, who were so keen and attentive, upon seeing this, all fainted!!!


Laughing out loudly I hope sio pastor M.

Ni stori tu...Sijui mwenye kitendo.
tycho
#9 Posted : Monday, March 11, 2013 11:32:12 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/1/2011
Posts: 8,804
Location: Nairobi
It wasn't his phone.
simonkabz
#10 Posted : Monday, March 11, 2013 11:32:27 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2007
Posts: 8,776
Location: Cameroon
leona wrote:
Hehehe...Good one! Phew,finally something that's not political

Could this mzee be our very own @Guka?


wo wo wo Hi Leonasmile welcome back, umepotea sana. .
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
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