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Mpango wa kando....now officially accepted!!??
harrydre
#21 Posted : Friday, March 01, 2013 7:53:14 PM
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Joined: 7/10/2008
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AlphDoti wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
@Kagizzard,
I have also watched it twice.....and it's unnerving where the lady comments that hubby came home totally drunk and then she proceeds to throw her eyes in the way of a younger energetic man....From here,the conversation starts....Hii ni upumbavu aina gani?

Hii ni ujinga ya media. I wish I could ban TV in my house coz I still have young people there d'oh! d'oh!



Why not get those cable boxes that can block some channels. wacha tu cartoon network Laughing out loudly or better still, sell it and replace it with books, boardgames and the likes.
i.am.back!!!!
maka
#22 Posted : Friday, March 01, 2013 8:26:33 PM
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Joined: 4/22/2010
Posts: 11,522
Location: Nairobi
ChessMaster wrote:
No need to get mad at the media.They are just showing us what we do.

I seriously thought this was a joke but as one said the MWK thingy is so prevalent morals have gone down the drain...the other day a married lady was being suggestive,I asked (it was a long exchange so dnt take my statement out of context) her something along the lines "hutoshekangi" her answer left me speechless "si we hukula kila siku chakula different kwanini hutoshekangi" I shushed
possunt quia posse videntur
Impunity
#23 Posted : Friday, March 01, 2013 9:18:35 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
Moral decadance...
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Kaigangio
#24 Posted : Friday, March 01, 2013 9:33:23 PM
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Joined: 2/27/2007
Posts: 2,768
Mukiri wrote:
And you ask why the Pope resigned!? The Catholic church were anti-condoms and were chastised, their stand was called old fashioned. People were sexually liberated and would much rather engage in pre-marital touchdownsSad

Pre-marital landing has germinated to mpango-wa-kando. So if you have ever indulged, count yourself a contributor of this new phenomenal... as miserable as you are


Wee @ Mukiri wacha...the pope became tired of serving God and decided enough was enough...he did not resign because of kondomu...

Blame the "girlobal warming"...
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
Kaigangio
#25 Posted : Friday, March 01, 2013 9:38:39 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 2/27/2007
Posts: 2,768
harrydre wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
@Kagizzard,
I have also watched it twice.....and it's unnerving where the lady comments that hubby came home totally drunk and then she proceeds to throw her eyes in the way of a younger energetic man....From here,the conversation starts....Hii ni upumbavu aina gani?

Hii ni ujinga ya media. I wish I could ban TV in my house coz I still have young people there d'oh! d'oh!



Why not get those cable boxes that can block some channels. wacha tu cartoon network Laughing out loudly or better still, sell it and replace it with books, boardgames and the likes.


Do you block/disable an entire channel because of a 3 minute advert...why not say B Ndomo's inaction would be expensive..smilesmile

Yaonekana...wee uri mbogo ya nduiki!!!!Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
Buster
#26 Posted : Friday, March 01, 2013 9:39:20 PM
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Joined: 5/17/2007
Posts: 1,345
Dunia mbaya....
Kaigangio
#27 Posted : Friday, March 01, 2013 9:41:48 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 2/27/2007
Posts: 2,768
maka wrote:
ChessMaster wrote:
No need to get mad at the media.They are just showing us what we do.

I seriously thought this was a joke but as one said the MWK thingy is so prevalent morals have gone down the drain...the other day a married lady was being suggestive,I asked (it was a long exchange so dnt take my statement out of context) her something along the lines "hutoshekangi" her answer left me speechless "si we hukula kila siku chakula different kwanini hutoshekangi" I shushed


Ngai Baba!!!!Kunja na usitumane tafathali!!!
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
Kaigangio
#28 Posted : Friday, March 01, 2013 9:44:42 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 2/27/2007
Posts: 2,768
Impunity wrote:
Moral decadance...


Nope....it is moral deca dance!!!Laughing out loudly
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
maka
#29 Posted : Friday, March 01, 2013 9:49:44 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 4/22/2010
Posts: 11,522
Location: Nairobi
Kaigangio wrote:
maka wrote:
ChessMaster wrote:
No need to get mad at the media.They are just showing us what we do.

I seriously thought this was a joke but as one said the MWK thingy is so prevalent morals have gone down the drain...the other day a married lady was being suggestive,I asked (it was a long exchange so dnt take my statement out of context) her something along the lines "hutoshekangi" her answer left me speechless "si we hukula kila siku chakula different kwanini hutoshekangi" I shushed


Ngai Baba!!!!Kunja na usitumane tafathali!!!

enyewe it had to be you...smile
possunt quia posse videntur
Mukiri
#30 Posted : Friday, March 01, 2013 9:53:50 PM
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Joined: 7/11/2012
Posts: 5,222
Kaigangio wrote:
Mukiri wrote:
And you ask why the Pope resigned!? The Catholic church were anti-condoms and were chastised, their stand was called old fashioned. People were sexually liberated and would much rather engage in pre-marital touchdownsSad

Pre-marital landing has germinated to mpango-wa-kando. So if you have ever indulged, count yourself a contributor of this new phenomenal... as miserable as you are


Wee @ Mukiri wacha...the pope became tired of serving God and decided enough was enough...he did not resign because of kondomu...

Blame the "girlobal warming"...

You joke tuSad When your daughter becomes a MWK or your wife nets a young stallion you will then understand that it was entirely your fault. Karma is a ........!

Proverbs 19:21
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