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#11 Posted : Friday, February 15, 2013 2:15:18 PM
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What a country, ours or foreign, scores in some statistic doesn't bother me cause I am just one man, I find it hard to connect how the aggregated actions of a population affect my own......
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#12 Posted : Friday, February 15, 2013 2:45:03 PM
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But have you seen those Rwandese women? Hot like hell and respect like nothing. The only thing I hear is they eventually end up with Rwandese men so don't celebrate.

Speaking of women, I don't envy our younger men right now because this is the loosest I have ever seen our women. If you can print a business card you won't need to open your mouth, consider yourself done. How sad. They took all the joy out of the chase.

BBI will solve it :)
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Lolest!
#13 Posted : Friday, February 15, 2013 2:51:15 PM
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2012 wrote:

Speaking of women, I don't envy our younger men right now because this is the loosest I have ever seen our women. If you can print a business card you won't need to open your mouth, consider yourself done. How sad. They took all the joy out of the chase.

Consider it done!Laughing out loudly mbaru syle.

Our women have become like men. Drinking till dawn and playing their partners!
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
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AlphDoti
#14 Posted : Friday, February 15, 2013 2:54:08 PM
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1. Fungulia dady mlango
2. Letea dady maji ya kunywa
3. Wapi pesa ya nyama?
4. Maji ya kuoga iko pale nje kwa hiyo mtungi ya 210 litres
5. Mimi sikujua unaitaji candle huko ndani (after a blackout, she only lights one candle for the kitchen leaving you in darkness in the other room)
6. Unataka maji ya mkono?
7. etc
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biraru
#15 Posted : Friday, February 15, 2013 3:00:27 PM
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AlphDoti wrote:
1. Fungulia dady mlango
2. Letea dady maji ya kunywa
3. Wapi pesa ya nyama?
4. Maji ya kuoga iko pale nje kwa hiyo mtungi ya 210 litres
5. Mimi sikujua unaitaji candle huko ndani (after a blackout, she only lights one candle for the kitchen leaving you in darkness in the other room)
6. Unataka maji ya mkono?
7. etc


no 4 Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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Mukiri
#16 Posted : Friday, February 15, 2013 5:47:34 PM
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Their hills exercise their people(women) and you rarely see momoth. That, respect and aviation matters are not too taboo a topic. Language barrier is the problem.

Why hasn't @essyk commented on her partner, the somali?

Proverbs 19:21
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AlphDoti
#17 Posted : Friday, February 15, 2013 6:20:46 PM
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Mukiri wrote:
Their hills exercise their people(women) and you rarely see momoth. That, respect and aviation matters are not too taboo a topic. Language barrier is the problem.

Why hasn't @essyk commented on her partner, the somali?

@essyk if you dumped that guy, eh!!
Those guys treat their women high class - two maids (one for baby and another to clean), shopping, taxi etc
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essyk
#18 Posted : Friday, February 15, 2013 7:06:31 PM
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AlphDoti wrote:
Quote:
1. Fungulia dady mlango
2. Letea dady maji ya kunywa
3. Wapi pesa ya nyama?
4. Maji ya kuoga iko pale nje kwa hiyo mtungi ya 210 litres
5. Mimi sikujua unaitaji candle huko ndani (after a blackout, she only lights one candle for the kitchen leaving you in darkness in the other room)
6. Unataka maji ya mkono?
7. etc


This is so funny but it happens in many homesteads.

eti wapi pesa ya nyama?Laughing out loudly
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
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Intelligentsia
#19 Posted : Friday, February 15, 2013 7:35:49 PM
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AlphDoti wrote:

5. Mimi sikujua unaitaji candle huko ndani (after a blackout, she only lights one candle for the kitchen leaving you in darkness in the other room)


A time will come they will then creep behind you and shout in your ears HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

And if you are scared and jump out of your skin, atakwambia: 'Turn to Jesus, you coward!'

But Rwandese are very pretty. I recall some 2 sisters who used to live in our Esto. Shiiiet - so hot everytime any of the duo passed us we used to 'hang.' Anything your buddy standing next to you tried to say at that moment ilikuwa inaenda voicemail, as you both ng'ethiad. Sioni kama they were using kawa kanjo water to shower...musta have been using bottled water (Dasani). Oughtta be criminal to be that pretty.
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aemathenge
#20 Posted : Friday, February 15, 2013 8:09:37 PM
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Intelligentsia wrote:
so hot everytime any of the duo passed us we used to 'hang.'

Anything your buddy standing next to you tried to say at that moment ilikuwa inaenda voicemail, as you both ng'ethiad.

Sioni kama they were using kawa kanjo water to shower...musta have been using bottled water (Dasani).

Oughtta be criminal to be that pretty.

Wow. Such poetry.

And they say Kenian Men do not know how to love.

Well done @Intell. As usual, you do not disappoint.
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